Kim Kardashian @ Her Playboy Magazine Cover Party

So what's the next step? To me the next logical one is Porn. With a phat ass like hers she could start a whole line of movies starring her ass.

She's down to her 14th minute and counting. That show is goin nowhere fast.

this bitch always looks so good. i salute her.

HOW DID THIS CHICK END UP IN PLAYBOY??......SHE'S FUCKEN FAT!!~ LUMPY AND BUMPY TOO!!

WHy would black guys buy the mag when most famous and non famous bruthas can f uck her for free and anytime they want?

She'll suck a black snake if she thinks it will help her non existent career.

I only hope that OJ takes her out and shows her a few of his moves.

Hey, Pak31, how are you. I thought you should get to know me a little better, so here's my list of the Top 50 Pornstars of the Millennium, which I have compiled in honor of the late Haley Paige, who has been scratched off of my list, where she occupied spot #43. Enjoy.

1. Ashley Blue
2. Lindsay Kay
3. Kaiya Lynn
4. Arianna Jollee
5. Gauge
6. Taylor Rain
7. Courtney Simpson
8. McKenzie Miles
9. Sativa Rose
10. Sophia Gently
11. Bree Olsen
12. Lorena Sanchez
13. Savannah Stern (pre-boob job)
14. Loni
15. Judy Star
16. Celina Cross
17. Sunny Lane
18. Patricia Petite
19. Riley Shy
20. Amber Rain
21. Penny Flame
22. Ashley Jensen
23. Rachel Roxx
24. Holly Day
25. Jasmyne Byrne
26. Karina Kay
27. Katja Kassin (pre-boob job)
28. Amee Donovan
29. Chiquita Lopez
30. Veronique Vega
31. Taylor Lynn
32. Sasha Grey
33. Anna Belle
34. Chlor Dior
35. Phoebe
36. Kelsey Michaels
37. Rebecca Linares
38. Amy Reid
39. Lexi Belle
40. Myah Monroe
41. Lynn Pleasant
42. Nadia Styles (pre-boob job)
43. Michelle b
44. Kacey Kox
45. Kammy
46. Jennifer Luv
47. Nevaeh Ashton
48. Monica Sweetheart
49. Jewel D'Nyle
50. Jenna Haze
(oh, hell, let's do a top 100, shall we?)
51. Alicia Rhodes
52. Keanni Lei
53. Kinzie Kenner (pre-boob job)
54. Teagan Presley
55. Riley Mason
56. Skyy Cherry
57. Hollie Stevens
58. Cali Cox
59. Lindsay Meadows
60. Amanda West
61. Jersey Jaxin
62. Vicky Vette
63. Tissy Teyra
64. Leah Luv
65. Marissa Jayden
66. Avy Scott
67. Katin
68. Chelsea Romero
69. Cristina Agave
70. Charlene Akira
71. Flower Tucci
72. Cody Lane
73. Georgia Peach
74. Tia Tanaka
75. Ashlyn Brooke
76. Kara Mynor (pre-boob job)
77. Jackie Ashe
78. Devon
79. Naomi Russell
80. Lacie Heart
81. Isis Love
82. Kylie Wylde
83. Leighlani Red
84. Jazmine Leih
85. Max Mikita
86. Eva Angelina
87. Jenevieve Jolie
88. Jenna Presley
89. Avena Lee
90. Lani Kahlua
91. Carly Parker
92. Vivian West
93. Here come my boss I better get back to work...

Her face looks like she got punched 10 times and then covered the bruises with thick porn star makeup.

Her lip implants are terrible. Her ass implants don't improve the cellulitic lumpiness. Her breast implants look ok but they are silicon so they had to cut off her nipples (HUGE scars under the nips)

She should just kill herself immediately.

I just want to smother her in a pillow filled with her uselessness.

Bloated ho

SEXY.

whatever, i think this bitch is pretty hot.

but you have to wonder what's going through her head. she's been given every opportunity in life, and could have done/been anything she wanted to be. and the best she could come up with was doing a boring layout in playboy (which is, in itself, largely irrelevant these days).

i'm not every saying every kid should be an astronaut or a doctor. but for fuck sakes... can't you strive to do make some kind of social contribution and just be a ho in your private life? is this really something so great possible for you? don't get me wrong, i like beating off to airbrushed photos as much as the next guy... i just think it's weird how proud this lazy whore is of her 'accomplishments'.

This chick is really pretty...too bad she's a ho.

Thank you bastards for my Kim K fix....

She may be a ho, but I'd pummel that pillowy ass anytime

Bravo !! Kim, Braaavooo !!!
Let that be the example of how hollywood stars should live their life.

If only Alba, Johansson, Biel, Simpson, Lohan and the rest of them could learn a little from you, oh Queen of the meaty bootilicious buns.

ROTFL @ Edward

edward? really? REALLY??

No Jill Kelly?
No Asia Carerra?
No Anna Malle?

damn, i'd stuff some unprintable things to her. alot of ppl talk so much shit about her. but she always get like 80+ comments on here. its true what they say. "keeping hating, your only making me more famous."

Her face looks like it's being sucked upward by a vaccuum.

Wow Terrific Looking Girl.

If you like the over-done plastic surgery, attention whore, zoftig Persian look.

# 8
that was funny

#11
I concur. its more nurture than nature though. If you notice not every person born rich is lazy, its work values a parent instills in their child. You may not like Donald Trump but you can tell he instilled his work values in his daughter Ivanka trump. She actually works and is not just a pretty face.

#15
your insane or have no values worth mentioning

#6
I only know 2 or 3 people on that list of 100 Flower tucci, and taylor rain. I just don't pay attention to names i guess

but with that said kim, only thing she is good for is a good night sleep if you know what i mean

I feel like I am missing an important piece of the pie with Edward's post.

Anyway yeah Moe...your "list" of who is going to be satisfied out this mag is redundant. Choice 3 pretty much is what you mean for the first two since "rap" to you means "dark men who like a big ass".

Kinda funny how guys who like a women's body more...I don't know...... "womanly" are considered "different". As if there is something peculiar about that but not about having the desire to have sex with 10 year boys with the head of a girl.

"but with that said kim, only thing she is good for is a good night sleep if you know what i mean"

No, no balls of doom. I do not know what you mean. I cannot even begin to guess it's so out there! What ever do you meeeeaaaaan??

STOP IT WITH ALL THE HIDDEN CODES AND JUST TELL US WHAT YOU MEAN MAN!

Thanks balls of doom!
Nature, Nurture....What is this developmental Psych? Now it is. I Totally agree. She was raised to be a rich kid that would never work......As opposed to your other example.

she does look like a camel in the face, and she's too fat..could use 10-20 lbs

lose*

A woman's not that hot when she looks better with clothes on.

Edward Yang that is an impressive list of stars. I tip my hat to Ashley Blue, Ariana Jollee and Gauge in your top 5.

/nice Kim K. pics

just so people know what im talking about, and that im NOT making shit up...

Heres the thread...

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/11/02/kim-kardashian-playboy-pho...

comment #158...

"People who have said I looked like her actually said I look like a cross between her and monica bellucci..so I dont entirely look like her nor do I want to."

"Now do I think she’s beautiful? sure"

and heres another nugget from that thread....

"I know people that went to high school with her and she has always had this ass…."

to this i say, PRODUCE SOME PICTURES OF HER IN HS with that ass.

No really, what's Edward's post about? It's like he's replying to Pak31 about something else but I don't see what he's replying to.

You're not missing anything Johnny Mak. Pak31 seems to hate when I post a comment, so I just thought I would post the most obnoxious and lengthy comment I could post. But I still need to round out the top 100, so here there are:

93. Vanda
94. Sammy Cruz
95. Courtney Cummz
96. Roxy Jezel
97. Julia Bond
98. Hillary Scott
99. Lana Croft
100. Aubrey Addams

And for those of you who are real porn afficianados, the Best Mouth Cumshot EVER (and I mean ever) was taken by McKenzie Miles and can be seen in the scene she did for bangbros.com. It's number one by a mile. If you've seen it you know what I mean. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my entire life.

^Typo: ...here THEY are: (not here THERE are).

April Adams is kinda hot. i didnt even realize she was a porn star till i showed my friend whos a porn watcher a Troma Movie called "Eve's Beach Fantasy" and he was like, that chick does porn.

Aubrey Addams, Phil. Not April. Although if today was 11.7.99, April Summers would be on the list.

LIKE IT WAS MENTIONED ABOVE. SHE'S PROUD OF DOING PLAYBOY??????? SHE'S GOIN' DOWN SOONER THAN SHE CAN SPELL HER OWN NAME!!!

AH is that her "Porn" name?

on IMDB, shes listed as "april" and under Eve's Beach Fantasy, it says "April Addams"

wait i just looked, its a DIFFERENT person...

Aubry is only 20, born in 87, April Adams is born in 75....

check out Eve's Beach Fantasy on IMDB, adn see if your recognize her...

Looks like she has a pillow attached on her butt.What a freak.

Yes, Phil, it's Aubbrey Addams that's on my list and yes, she's only 20. Praise Jesus for 20 year old girls that fuck like that. They are one of the few things that make life worth living, which is why I want someone to please kill me, because the last time I fucked a 20 year old was when I was 20, and I'm not 20 anymore. Not even close.

I meant 'attached to her butt'

my god you guys need ta step outside find a real woman and then proceed ta actually engage in some intercourse. top 50 list? fuckin' 'ell mate???

She has a great rack!

This bitch just cant get a break, first with the lamest sex tape known to man, then a show that’s sinking like the titanic and finally with the one of the most over hyped playboy shoots of all time, my advice is give it the fuck up.

Ed Yang:

You are a true connoisseur of porn: The mark of a true "Bastard"

However, a quibble with your list:

Monica Sweetheart at #48? Hell no! Top 20. MINIMUM! This bitch is hot as fuck, is game to do anything in porn and got DP'ed by Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus like it was nothing. This bitch is a true fucking porn star.

Naomi Russell? Please, bro, that's an ugly ass pasty white bitch. You totally slipped on that one. The Naomi you should have included is this one:

http://www.evilangel.com/page.php?node=item&item_id=1674

This bitch is the truth. She brings the heat in every performance. A straight up super-whore.

Other super-whores you missed:

1. Belladonna - this bitch is straight up depraved.

2. Basically, you need to cut down on these American skanks and put in a lot more Euro-whores. They are hotter and much better on camera.

Nevertheless, a worthy list.

DOOM SALUTES YANG.

nasty mudshark that's made out of plastic.

Look at that big gut!Just remember that starving is an example of excellent willpower. You are starting to look bulky.

Doom, you are absolutely right. Monica Sweetheart should be in the top twenty, perhaps even in the top ten. She has provided me with hours of entertainment over the last seven years and I should've saluted her properly. She is super scrumdiddlyoshious, better looking than half the fashion models they try to sell us on (!cough! Alessandra Ambrosio !cough!) and always has a wink and smile for the viewer at home.

I thought the Naomi I put on my list was the Naomi you're talking about. She's British, right? With dak curly hair and a incredible bubble butt? Aren't we talking about the same girl?

And you're right about Belladonna. She should be on the list as she is a sexual legend come to life. I think I will swap her with Chelsea Romero and make the list complete.

Any other Euro stars you think I should know about? I would appreciate the recommendation. My wife is taking a bath with the baby and soon the two of them will go to sleep and then I'm paying a visit to my laptop for my nightly wank. Throw me something fresh to put me to sleep.

YANG SALUTES DOOM.

Im with 28 Cathy should send her pic in. And if she does I honestly promise not to say anything mean. I'll only comment on if she looks like Monica Belluci and Kim K or not. And I would really love to know if this playboy issue sold well or not. Something tells me it didn't.

i have to admit, she is a hottie with an exquisite face. but being an attention whore is a turn-off.

catie has sent me her picture and I can vouch for her that she has a better body and is better looking than 99% of any of the woman who have ever been on Bastardly.com
She is a hot. BTW Phillip, I love Ludivine Sagnier, her body was smokin' hot in the Swimming pool but, Catie is hotter!

@ Phillip crack head please refer to previous posts. I am not "claiming" anything, I am simply stating what a lot of women and men have told me. I have NOTHING to prove to you or anyone else sweetie. I can garantie you that if and when you do see me in person, your jaw will drop as it is the reaction that everyone has when I walk down the street not to mention the "hello beautiful", "oh my god she's gorgeous", etc.
As you may know, I have a fullfilling career, am smart and savy and am usuall very humble but you people have made me talk about myself because of the nonsense you throw around about posting pics on this site. You and I all know that any woman that does that is and can only be some desperate, attention seeking, low self confidence whore.
that said, you can think whatever the fuck you wanna think I could not care less. :D

Oh and as you have said crack head, anyone can post hot pics right or pics that just don't belong to them as it has happened on this site previously. so your little bet to get me putting pics makes no sense. You wanna see how hot I am, come see me in person that way you'll know I'm not lying. fuckin retard, you need some serious help, by the way you talk, you sound like a retarded 5 yr old.

She looks really really ugly here. This is the ugliest I've seen her. She has an alien head.

its American fascination with porn and erotica that has resulted in sumone like kim to be celeb as we know them now.

Okay Edward, you really didn't have to post those names for me to know what type of person you are. Sorry, I am not like that. It's actually kind of scary to me that someone would be able to make a list like that but based on the posts you have made I guess you don't say anything rational just sexual because it looks like you spend about 90% of your life watching porn. Then again I don't "know" you so I don't want to say anything else. I know that guy's genitals are what controls a lot of what they do and/ or think so I can see WHY a guy would be interested in it but all those girls are people, messed up people. I guess you feel women are here for one reason only. Oh well. Anyway, Kim K. I can't say enough about her. She is one of the nastiest looking chicks ever. If guys like a hard looking, over made up sexual girl then that's fine. Look at her, she looks like she's a hooker and she's so proud of her accomplishments too. Look Mom, look what I have accomplished in my life!! What a loser.

really ugly. Open up your eyes

Overweight!

The pics looked very nice, I now love this whore even more. I´d suck her juicy nipples dry (best fake tits I have ever seen!) and bang her amazing ass completely silly.

like i said, Cathy was talking shit.

and regardless of what anyone thinks of someones looks, you can still have a shitty personality, and if you are as hot as you are claiming, and by saying,

"I can garantie you that if and when you do see me in person, your jaw will drop as it is the reaction that everyone has when I walk down the street"

you ARE claiming that....it dont matter how attractive you MAY be on the outside, cause you seem like one of the, if not THE ugliest person INSIDE on this whole site.

and someone thats "humble" doesnt EVER say shit like you have been, you are the opposite of humble.

and who cares if you have a fullfilling job? so do i, and that doesnt make ME an attractive LOOKING person. maybe "attarctive" as a whole package, but, WTF does someones fullfilling job have to do with how they look? or in fact their intellegence? shit i sound like a 5 year old retard, you must be a 3 year old retard.

but like i said, hey proof is in teh pudding, and, if you didnt shit talk about hwo hot you were to start with....cause thats a humble statement (rolls eyes) i wouldnt have responded with my comments here.

but alas, we have yet ANOTHER shit talker. keep believe EVERY GUY looks at you like that, cause that TOO is a HUMBLE attitude....cause if its ONE thing this sight proves, NOT everyone has the same tastes. and there isnt ONE female on the face of the earth EVERY GUY wants to date, well i guess except you since you said "EVERYONE HAS THAT REACTION" when you walk down the street.

give me a fucking break. and you called me teh retard and people here call ME delusional.

Ed Yang:

Yeah, the brunette Naomi with the bubble butt that is a total freak is the one I'm talking about. I think she goes by "Naomi" not "Naomi Russell".. anyway...

as to Euro-whores... I don't know any by name.. they're kind of random Hungarian and Czech sluts, but really hot. Check out Manuel Ferrara, Jonny Darkko, and Christoph Clark flicks - they are full of em... they are easy on the tats and implants and heavy on nastiness... just my speed.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

When the fuck did the Bastardly degenerate into flame wars on a thread?

Fucking ridiculous you people... you realize these arguments are fucking pointless right?

(shakes head)

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

who the hell is caitie

i enjoy the beautiful big booty brazilian porn myself. *nods head and walks away*

she looks good as always

Hey crack head, I can't raise your IQ nor educate you...too bad if you're a fuckin idiot...when I was talking about the fullfilling career (i.e the real estate cie that I own), I meant that Im also smart and successful, the point was to say that why on God's Earth would I post some pics on some random site and have perverts jerk off to it?
It's obvious by your comments on this site that you have some serious fucking issues not to mention that you're either some frustrated dyke or a homo.

Maybe in your delusional world, there isn't one chick that everyone wants to date but it does exist.
Anyways, like I said, you can think whatever you like, I really really could not care less :)

"I really really could not care less :)" double negative, means you care very much what he thinks. cathy, you are a tool.

Cathy are you quebecoise?

Bitter LMFAO!! You made yourself look like a total idiot!! where's the double negative you dumb twat?? go learn your english. GOD americans are sooo fucking goddamn dumb!!!!!

@ 71 I am originally from Montreal but I'm half italian half lebanese..why??

http://incompetech.com/gallimaufry/care_less.html
Here bitter twat, educate yourself

God Dammit!! This woman and her ass are king!

Lies, Larry B, all lies. Well except for her show going nowhere. But no one expected it to - it was just a temporary measure to keep her in the public eye until the ACLU and the rest of the commie-symp pinko pree-verts finally bring about their plans of subverting American culture with Allah. GodDAMN I love Kim Kardashian - so hot! This girl is gorgeous, and you sir, are a hater.

*is this really something so great for you?

Sorry Fatnutz, I love me some Asia and Jill and Anna (who was truly one of the all-time greats), but this list solely consists of girls who've been stars since 2000, otherwise I would've had to include your aforementioned faves plus Ashlyn Gere, Juli Ashton, Tori Welles and too many others to mention. But thanks for reading the list, and trust me, in a pinch, when you're alone (which is what I am, obviously, most of the time) the top ten will do you right, especially McKenzie and Courtney, especially Courtney. I know these girls might not be considered pretty, or even cute, and maybe a few of them have herpes or chlamydia, but for my money, and I've been watching porn on a regular basis since 1990, these girls fuck like no one else, and exude an essence of carnality that most of the girls posted on this site (like the fashion models and most of the actresses -- except Kim K., who is fucking so smoking hot I don't know how she even walks around without getting raped) can't even come close to.

here we go, if you think Kim is a nasty ass skanky ho, you better not respond cause if your a guy....youll be called GAY and if your a girl, youll be called Jealous....as well as possibly being called racisit, since theres people here that seem to think that their opinion is the ONLY opinion and if you dont agree you must either be gay, racist or jealous.

funny, no one that hates on kim EVER says anything to generalize anyone that actually LIKES kim....sure says alot dont it.

as forme, im too tired to even type out a paragraph about how much of a disgusting classless slut this whore really is.

the seams on that dress are going to rip.

mmmmmmeow.

mama want. mama like.

: )

I'm with #28, let's see those pics. If you really are a mix of Monica and Kim I'm sure the Bastardly community will forever respect you. If you don't submit your pics on BLOtD, then we'll just assume it's all bullshit.

Ludivine Sagnier and Kate Winslett are in my top 10, i think they have a pretty womenly body.

i just wanted to say, if that "Cathy" person comes on here to rant, in the Kim K Post from 3 days ago she claims shes a "Mix of Monica Belluci and Kim K" which to me means she thinks shes a hot piece of ass since she was talkinga bout how she thinks KIM is hot....

and while i dont think so, there is plenty of people here who think Kim is (and im sure monica too) is hot, JohnnyMak, Tony Soprano to name 2 that im SURE would LOVE to see you submit yoru picures for Bastardly Lady Of The Day to see if yoru talking a load of shit (most probably) or if you comparing yourself to Kim and Monica is true.

so to her, i say either put up or shut the fuck up.

the only thing that pisses me off here is people like that that claim some ridiculous shit like "i look like a mix of Kim K and Monica Belluci" but for some strange reason REFUSE to send their pictures in for BLOtD.

so after all the shit this "Cathy" talked 2 or 3days ago, i challenge her to put up or shut up and letteh bastardly community decide if she in fact IS as hot as shes claiming she is, or infact just to see if her claim of "I look like a mix of Kim and Monica Belluci" is a load of shit.

and make sure you send it REAL pictures, dont go online and find some hot female on myspave and CLAIM its you.....cause with all the shit youtalked the other day, you seem like that type of person.