Ellen Page Portraits @ AFI FEST 2007 in Hollywood
Thursday, November 8th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Edward Yang Writes:
I'd rather see a picture of Ellen Page. That's who's toes I want to suck on. Alright everyone, let's see some hands, who wants to fuck Ellen Page too? Who thinks fucking Ellen Page would be the cure for all of their pedophiliac desires?
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Where is the brown bag? You bastards should start a new award show.. the Fuglies
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damn she's cute. little treena lahey growed up real nice.
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This is not the type of picture I had in mind, but thanks nonetheless. She looks like the Fonz in this pic. There are some pics of her at the premiere of her latest movie and she's wearing a little dress with stiletto heels and she looks like the hottest girl at Larry Freeman's Bar Mitzvah. That's the Ellen Page I think is hot. And I think she's currently banging Ben Foster, Russel Crowe's sidekick in 3:10 to Yuma. Ben likes little girls. I predict that one day we're going to hear that he's been arrested for having sex with a minor. When he's in his 40's. Or maybe Ellen likes girls. I don't know. I like girls who like girls. They're like bros, except if it comes down to it, you can still manhandle them with your superior upper body strength. Well, not mine. Maybe yours.
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Cute.
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No, Ed. No.
Sorry, man.
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Ellen page is soooooo good. I don't know if she's of legal age now. True the pics don't show her real cuteness potential but she is illegally hot.
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Ellen Page is legal. Trust me. She's 20. And I know, Johnny Mak, I feel kind of guilty feeling the way I do about her, and I understand why you would bristle at her picture. But then again, I was the kid in school who always liked the fat girls because they had such tight, puffy faces. So this is normal for me. But I'm telling you, if you see a picture of her and she's wearing something girly, you'll see what I'm seeing, which is seven kinds of filthy. I'm not saying she's the most beautiful girl in the world, but I have a hunch that if she was naked and in the back seat of your car and begging for it that not many men would turn down a girl who looks twelve but is close to being able to have a legal drink.
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ewwww you're even more disgusting than her
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If she had a stylist and cleaned her up from hair/nails, to makeup and wardrobe....then let's reevaluate. Otherwise, I don't need another Jo from Facts of Life....
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Three cheers for real actresses like Ellen.
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This is busy woman and deservedly so. She's taking some pretty non-traditional roles. It will be interesting to see if her career launches or fizzles like Dominique Swain.
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boring ho
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I'd plenty of hand and blow jobs from chicks like this back in my highschool days... thanks for the memories
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She was good in "Hard Candy." This thread kind of reminds me of that movie.
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lopsided face...
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Ellen Page is one of the future greats in teh industry.
shes cute now, but regardless of what she looks like in the future, she's gonna win an oscar someday.
girl was fucking PIMP in Hard Candy......
and after seeing that, i dont see how ANY dude would want to get naked in front of her....
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She looks extremely dykey. Who is this chick?
I will admit she has a cute face though.
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You know, she was cute in X3, but looks like ass in every picture I've ever seen her in. Whatever...
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here's how I would bang her: make her take off her tight jeans in the sexiest way possible, with her back arched, sticking her ass out like she's about to get it doggie, then have her stand up, walk over to her, kneel down in front of her and smell her feminine fragrance, take in the full bouquet....then i'd peel off her panties, and lap at her crotch like a selfish dog drinking a bowl of water....but not for too long..just untill she started to moan, and I could taste that she was wet....then I'd have lie down on the floor, and pull her legs up over my shoulders, so that sweet tender spot was sticking out, with nothing blocking it. Then i'd ease into her, without hurting her, but once I was in, I'd bang her like I was her land lord and this was her way of paying the rent. she's a small build, so I'd bang her really, really hard....you know how when ever thrust makes her whole body bounce, and her titties bounce, and she gasps every time..? I would bang her till I was ready to bust, which would probably be only after 20 strokes or so since i'd be so turned on, then I'd pull out of her tight snatch, tell her to "get on your fucking knees! open your mouth and stick your tongue out!" then I'd bust all inside her jaw, and tell her not to swallow it yet till I was done unloading. Then I'd tell her to play with it for a minute or so, then I'd have her swallow it all. and suck my schlong a little afterwards, for those added afterward shudders you get once you've already busted, and your rod is sensitive. it would be the best. and to top it all off, I would have had the camera running the whole time, for later, further review. Three weeks later she'd call me and tell me she was prego just like the movie due to the fact that I *thought* I pulled out in time...oh well, another hot girl with my kid in her...big deal. ahhhhh. now tell me you disagree Eddie
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Here's how I'm gonna make this beauty regret for being small-built...
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The antithesis of hot.
She thinks she's mastered the 'aw shucks, I'm cute' act but I beg to differ.
GO AWAY.
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