Bastardly Breaking News! Hayden Panettiere is a Member of Ultra Body Fitness in L.A.!!
Thursday, November 8th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
So you dig watching Hayden in NBC's Heroes ?
As you guys might have already noticed, re-runs of popular daily shows are already springing up on TV. The WGA strike will soon bring down another batch of shows that will surely spark an outcry from diehard fans...
Early casualties of this strike will be the shows with scripts on topical events. Farewell Letterman, Leno, Stewart and Colbert. Reruns last only so long. If this stretches out, the next tier to go will be the dramas that work a few weeks in advance. Adieu "Grey's Anatomy," "Heroes" and those daily doses of soaps. Viewers had better brace themselves for another round of reality programming that had its genesis in past labor disputes. [Seattle Times]
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I hope she got the overrated midget discount.
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I'd fuck her so gently.
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Hey! She brings those grapefruit everywhere!
She better watchout for fruit flys.
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i've come to a few certain conclusions in life:
1.Death
2. Taxes
3. The Bastardly having a daily post of homegirl Hayden Panettiere.
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babe with ur boxed face and those carved muscles u should join WWE...suits u
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5lb-dumbell-for-midget-dumbell ho
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Oddly enough It's Ali and Kim that generate the most posts.
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Actually I meant, "Comments" not posts.
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i just wanna pork her softly in her love envelope
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She has no muscle tone whatsoever.
God, I can't wait until they kill her off on Heroes. She's so fucking useless.
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Durrr! Sneakerpimp.
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Looks like our little Smurf is hard at work on a hard body for her next move into the professional wrestling ring
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Stumpy midget looks pretty here.
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Spin spin Sugar!
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she'd sure get the part of the freaky pale white zombies in matrix 2, if she was any taller
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omg, she has the stumpiest arms - it looks abnormally short
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caitie, notice how she's leaving the gym after her "workout" without a drop of perspiration on her body. probably sat at the juice bar for an hour playing with her iPhone, and then left.
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I want to rip her head off and shit down her neck.
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Looks bulky.
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That is a fucking man....Picture 2...straight man. Just cut her hair.
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Getting excited, thinking about her hot sweaty body at the gym. She should work out in tight skimply short.
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She does it for me, man. Not sure what it is. I've already whacked off twice looking at these. Help me, Jeebus!
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I would put her on my special workout and diet routine. It would consist of me banging 200 calories out of her every couple hours, immediately followed by a shot of my special salty protien drink.
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hehe, @ 18 nice one papi...
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Laughing at #18's comments... nice one, Big Papi. That explains why she's still chubby.
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Way, way ovr rated!
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im with Duke Nukem.
i think someone should recreate the head crushing scene from the original Toxic Avenger next time shes there....
this fucking botched abortion is such a fucking waste of air.
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Why didn't they find someone pretty to play Claire? Her character is useless and she cant act.
I don't like this cow for dating that Peter guy. He's so cute and he could do better than this little fatty. I dont know what it is with her. She's not fat but she looks like fat girl trying to be skinny. Make sense?
They killed of Isaac, Ted and now Peter. Why cant they kill her, japanese guy, blonde split personality woman off?
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i don't get why suddenly everyone thinks a short girl can't be hot. oh, by the way, imdb lists hayden at 5'1" and salma hayek at 5'2". i dare one of you fuckers to say she isn't hot.
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Hayden's proportions are simply out of whack. There are plenty of other petite actresses that don't appear so stumpy. Natalie Portman is roughly the same height as Hayden, but she's more proportionally pleasing to look at. Shakira is shorter than Hayden, but doesn't look so dwarfish either. Hayden's just unfortunately proportioned. I agree with a previous poster who said she's got fatty potential. Hayden's not ugly, but she sure isn't hot or even womanly to me. She looks 12 years old.
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yeah, papi...i saw that
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I love the tight body on this little fuck doll.
Just the thought of her puckered pink teenage asshole drive me crazy.
I want to see it, smell it, taste it, lick it, tongue fuck it, and then shoot a monster load of Hot Man Yogurt all over her 3 year old titties.
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she does look like a midget...pretty face but her body is major midget status
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she'll need a boobjob for wwe all those girls(divas wateva they call themselves) seem to have ridiclously big boobs for such small bodies
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She is stunningly beautiful
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hayden is sooo fine!!!
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