Bastardly Afternoon Snack: Roxanne Pallett
Friday, November 9th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Roxanne 'Roxy' Pallett (born 26 December 1982 in Carlisle, Cumbria) is an English actress most famous for playing the role of Jo Stiles in the ITV1 soap opera, Emmerdale. In January 2006, she appeared in the reality singing competition Soapstar Superstar.
In 2007 Roxanne was honoured with her very own rose called the "The Roxanne Pallett Rose" which is s a deep red coloured hybrid tea rose that has been created by award-winning rose grower. [Wiki]




















Meh.. ok, not great..
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I got dizzy navigating the curves on page two. With a pretty face, this girl would be dangerous. She's got a unique fashion sense, but she pulls if off.
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ewww a C section scar
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Be careful, I think when you take that skirt off her you would discover a 12" cock.
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ouch.....she got nice thighs
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I'd smell her farts.
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http://www.maximmag.co.uk/maximgirls/covergirls/3003/roxanne_pallett.htm...
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Edward, Charlie, Goldstein...Are you all the same person!?
I call you out unclean spirits! The Power of Bastardly compels you!
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Eduardo:
Trust me, if I was the person who came up with Charlie Chowder I would take full credit for it. But I didn't so I won't. Charlie is his own badass motherfucking self. And I remember Goldstein too, which is why I stole his style of commenting with dialogue. I know that's not very cool, but what're going to do.
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And that's not a c-section scar. That's an appendectomy scar. And this girl is tasty.
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Coolness.
I agree, she is yummy.
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Oh and the dialog thing works really well....Oh unless there is an underager in the limo...Than it become cringe worthy.
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wow that 1st picture is fucking HOT.... she looks awesome in those purple thigh highs, like tohacve seen her just wearing THOSE, but she prolly doesnt do nudity.
chick is pretty fucking hot....
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Isn't she featured on just about every euro-porn site?
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God I hope so.
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so do i
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I'm not feeling her face but I do want to feel her body : )
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while i didnt find any nude shots in my google image search, i DID find a shit load more pictures of her, and these are NOT a fluke.
this girl IS that hot.
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"ewww a C section scar", you stupid bitch.
A, thats not a C-section scar as she hasn't had any kids,
B, what's so disgusting about a scar? It's natural and it's not like it's some hideous growth or anything and...
C, who says "ewww", what are you a 11 year old from the 80's?
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very nice
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socks and sandals don't match... but she is hot!
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That last picture...woah, smoking body.
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LOL u know the above comment is funny....personally i like this girl MORE cause, well, last tiem i checked, she doesnt look like she has had her ass, tits, lips, face done... AND, NOT going out of her way to hide a scar like that, which anyoen can do, shows me shes real, add that to teh fact shes not wearing a drug store full of make up liek Kim K does....
thats why i perosnally think this chick is hot and kim k is not.
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wow
fukin sexy
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stunning curves
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i still cant believe how hot this girl is....
that 1st picture....god daym that SO makes me watch to watch Tron....
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Very sexy and I think this might be a fashion shoot, so she might be excused for the ecclectic style.
Oh and , scar shmar, that's what happens when your appendix get's infected, what do expect her do to die of septic shock because of "ewww a scar".
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i'd tap it on her forehead. looking at her makes me want to fuck a box of legos.
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Meh.
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Colors are a bit nuts......But she's really hot.
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How can y'all call this girl hot and then hate on Kim K? Kim is prettier than this girl, has better fashion sense, and no appendectomy scar. This girl is a slutty version of Minnie Mouse with the stupid socks and shoes.
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