Ellen Page @ "Juno" Premiere, 2nd Rome Film Festival



Edward Yang writes:

Ellen Page is legal. Trust me. She's 20. And I know, Johnny Mak, I feel kind of guilty feeling the way I do about her, and I understand why you would bristle at her picture. But then again, I was the kid in school who always liked the fat girls because they had such tight, puffy faces. So this is normal for me. But I'm telling you, if you see a picture of her and she's wearing something girly, you'll see what I'm seeing, which is seven kinds of filthy. I'm not saying she's the most beautiful girl in the world, but I have a hunch that if she was naked and in the back seat of your car and begging for it that not many men would turn down a girl who looks twelve but is close to being able to have a legal drink.



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She was really cute in X-men 3. I would love to fuck her back then. Now, I think she need to lose some weight and she'll be cute again

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 9:40am
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either i'm blind or something but this girl is boring and even calling her average would be really stretching it

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 10:11am
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Move along again.. buttaface...

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 10:12am
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Fuck you Edward Yang.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 10:59am
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Hey Yangboy, I hope you were being sarcastic about liking this piece of turd. She looks like a 13 year old boy who is trying out cross dressing for the first time.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 11:19am
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"boy next door good looks"...HAHA!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 11:28am
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is it me or does she look like the kind of person that rides the special bus to school?

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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Getting closer.
I'm sorry I ruined your boner, Some Guy, but I'm telling you, I've seen pictures of her where she looks hot. She was at some premiere recently and she looked real hot. I think it was the shoes. She was wearing sexy shoes. \
I have a shoe fetish.
I don't want to, but I do.
Shoes can really make a difference.
Like right now I'm wearing Birkenstocks. Before I put on my Birks I was only half a douche, now I'm a full blown-douche.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 1:06pm
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She just doesn't photograph well.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 1:14pm
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Keep this girl away from my balls!!!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 1:22pm
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whatever turns you on Edward.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 1:28pm
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where's her neck?? where IS her neck?!?!

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 4:08pm
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LOL @# 11....

shes got a nice look, average, definetly NOT hot, and FAR from ugly....plus shes fucking an amazying performer....

and in refence to #11, anyone thats seen hard Candy and could get naked with this girl, well, thats some bravery.... while i do trealize its JUST a movie....STILL....

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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she played a pregnant teenager for the movie. she prolly had to gain wieght fast.

Sunday, December 30th, 2007 @ 1:49am
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she is not fat leave her alone you cum guzzlers. she is cute. you pieces of shit are problay fat and greasy living with your moms. so fuck off.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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I love Ellen Page, what with her boy next door good looks.

Friday, November 9th, 2007 @ 9:41am
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You guys are all retarded.
Lose some weight, have you seen this girl? If she lost anymore weight you wouldn't be able to see her.
And before you say anything you should see her in anything else. She is soo hot. I'm pretty sure you guys are all just closet case homosexuals and are afraid to say she's hot cause people will figure out your secret. Have fun sucking dick hoping no one will see you, and maybe one day she ever crosses your paths you can wish that you were straight for that 10 seconds that the Oscar nominated actress who has won countless awards for her stuff was near you.

Friday, August 8th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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I bet she is really fun to have sex with!

Saturday, September 6th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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