Jennifer Hawkins Lookin' Like a Million Bucks! Ow!
Monday, November 12th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped @ 2007 Melbourne Cup
And the Wiki says...
Jennifer Hawkins (born 22 December 1983 in Holmesville, New South Wales, Australia[1]) is a beauty queen, model and television presenter from Newcastle, Australia who held the Miss Universe 2004 title.
In August 9, 2007, she was offered $50,000 to pose nude in the men's magazine, Zoo Magazine. [Wiki]
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for some reason that first picture reminds me of the "The Brood"
i expect her to send her pale stunted progeny
out to wreak havoc on an unsuspecting public
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Funny stuff John....One of my favorite movies!
Seriously though...Zoo putting out the big bucks.....You mean a whole $50,000. Damn. I'd rather pay a million and see the Veronica's!
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If this chick had bigger tits and bit more ass = perfection.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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that is a fine looking woman!
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She does look good. The Veronica's must have been crazy to have had their picture taken with her!
Love "The Brood" comparison john!
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Speaking of comparisons...I know what I don't like her. She reminds me of this american soap opera (day or nighttime, I'm not sure) star. I think she may have been regular movies too, but I just can't place the name. Anyone know what the hell I'm talking about?
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Boring an assless, the ghost princess twins look way more interesting.
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Once again I;m faced with homo's who can't see past their dicks.
This one fine looking woman.. I don't see a problem here.
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She's pretty hot..so lets rate, nailin' Jenni...or having a 3 way w/ Veronicas?Hmmm.
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Nailin' Jenni... no contest. Those other skanks are fucking nasty and would divert valuable time and energy from Jenni. Not to mention they probably look even nastier naked.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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She's awesome, and the first pic looks totally like a supervillainess and her minions.
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Who let those pale shaved chimps out of their cage.
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eduardo, you referring to deidre hall?
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For some reason the Veronica's look like they could be related to the Marx brothers.
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love-em-all - thank you! Was about to go out of my head. Very similar...Especially in Diedre's early days. Never liked her much...I guess why I don't like this one that much either.
Totally Sar....Yeah I see it (Melora Hardin). She actually has a very similar nose to Diedre Hall as well. Take a look.
Thank you!
PS Veronica's would so wreck that chick.
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not my type. i find her plain and boring, average.
she is tall but not beautiful.
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Ugly without makeup and without heavy processing:
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3259/jenniferhawkinsmissu200bg6.jpg
She looks good now thanks to a good makeover!
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ACtually I kind of like her better as a flight attendant. *falls over holding in laugh*
Seriously though.
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when did amy winehouse spawn little demon clones...
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Actually she was good looking back then too.
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god daym thats a HUGE hat... and the veronicas look UGLY as sin in this picture
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whoa upper lip collagen much? holy shit what a difference that made. although i find her boring and the Veronicas hotter. I'm sure that opinion will go over well here.
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Jenny would get her guts pushed in, but those two cadavers would have to leave the room in order to maintain an erection.
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i agree with prettykitty, normally the veronicas dont look to bad, but here they do.
but i like their look, black hair pale skin, better than the a typical blondeish look.
so id chose one of them over Hawkins.
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if she didn't look like a swedish boy wearing women's article of clothing
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the veronicas aint those 2 gremlins are they? hotter than hawkins? really?
ooooooookay...
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Beautiful.
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no curves, no nothing...even if she has some, that dress is too loose so she is lost in it, and nothing stands out
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She has looked better, but she isn't ugly that is for sure, The Veronicas however must need at least three hours to cake on all that clown make up, which can only mean one thing.
They are very ugly underneath it all.
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very stunning
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I think she looks ridiculous here. Not ugly just retarted.
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I think those chicks didn't get the memo that Halloween was two weeks ago.
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the reason she turned down the offer to pose nude is cos she has no boobs and no arse!!!
long nose, no upper lip and taller than guys (espec in heels)
lol ninja!!!
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Yeah she used to not have any upper lip! Now that she's had collagen done her lips are looking much more plump, but still not good.
What the hell happened to the Veronicas! They were never any good, but they are looking worse and worse
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http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3259/jenniferhawkinsmissu200bg6.jpg
woah! ugliest miss universe without makeup
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What's with the big ass aviator watch?? Did the Captain give that to her in lieu of payment?
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ugh the veronica try hards. make me wanna bash my head agaisnt the wall every time
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eduardo
-her face looks very similar to Jan's on the office
look her up - they look sooo much alike
also, i know you are supposed to wear hats at the derby but that doesnt fit her head. its too high up
cute dress tho
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23?! Old face syndrome...
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yesss to whoever said she has old face syndrome. she looks like she's well into her 30s, not 23!
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Jennifer has a very boring average look
The Veronicas try way too hard and its not working for them at all.
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http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3259/jenniferhawkinsmissu200bg6.jpg
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all pretty. everyone in the freakin universe is amazingly beautiful.get with it.
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