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whoa she's looking good ...

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:05am
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I'd fuck the plastic right off of her.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:07am
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Indeed. She doesn't look half bad....

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:09am
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Way hotter than her sister. I bet I'd shoot my load in 30 seconds with Ashlee, but the slightly less attractive Jessica would take me atleast 2 minutes. Either way, they would look like somebody lathered them up for a face shave when I finished.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:15am
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Looks like an Olsen twin.. plastic surgeon went too far

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:25am
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She's looking better and better while her sister is slowly morphing into an ugly tranny.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:31am
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she looks amazingly good here.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:43am
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Wow. She looks good. Really good.

She also needs to quit getting work done. Daddy should make her stay away from the cosmetic surgeon. If she doesn't stop now she's on a slippery slope to Jenna Jamesonland.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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Yeah, she does look like an Olson now....and she's got Paris' lazy eye in the pic on pg. 2

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:53am
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if she had jessica's tits she'd be perfect

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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a chick with millions, decent body, and daddy issues. sign me up. i'd fuck the living shit out of this bitch.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 12:31pm
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Bitch can't dress and her nose job is melting off of her face.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 1:19pm
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Here's the problem. if a girl, who looks like that and ISN'T Ashley Simpson, came up to me and whisper'd, "lets go fuck!" - well, i'd be gluing that girl's eye shit after i pounded the living daylights outta her puss.

seriously. glued shut. if it WASN'T ashley simpson. but because it is... i can not. and will not.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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the other woman is not lauren baccal and i think ashlee looks beautiful here.the only reason why you all say no it's because she is ashlee simpson.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 2:06pm
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I'm guessing that the old broad is Helen Gurley Brown, the longtime editor of Cosmopolitan magazine.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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Amazingly beautiful. I wish she would show off her gorgeous body though.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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Damn, Ashlee is fucking gorgeous.

I don't care if it is all from plastic surgery or not, bitch looks really hot.

Her sister's body still ranks as top 5 when she is in shape but I think Ash has her beat in the mug department.

That Pete Wentz dude seems to be quite the douche but I'm no hater, he is doing something right.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 3:19pm
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YR is correct
it is Helen Gurley Brown
whoever the fuck that is
anyway lauren bacall is still on of the hottest women ever

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 4:53pm
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That elderly lady has one of the biggest heads I've ever seen.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 5:08pm
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She's not ugly, but her face is so average. I mean there's nothing that really stands out...this is why a flaw is a good thing...no flaw makes for an extremely forgettable and boring mug....she just lost all her personality under the knife.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 6:50pm
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She looks very pretty. But, she better since she spent several thousand dollars. I agree with most of y'all on that she's getting beautiful while Jess is turning tranny.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 9:47pm
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All that surgery and she is still a fugly talentless idiot, I see the bum chin had work done on it, fuck off Ashlee and take your thick as shit sister and pervy Dad with you.

You bring shame to the Simpsons name.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 9:51pm
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yesssss, the best here is: HELEN GURLEY BROWN. SHE IS GREAT !!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 9:55pm
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MuCH Cuter than her sister

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 1:08am
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man, that woman seems to be rotting...how old is she? like 100+ something?

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 3:37am
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i'd hop on gurley brown...less plastic and more meat...tenderized with age...i bet that lower intestine feels like gravy...

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 6:10am
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she looks hot. she looks alot better. however jessica is still the hotter...

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 7:35am
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That caption is hilarious, cuz it really does look like she's pulling away from the old lady.

Anyway, Ashlee is hot but she's wasting her hot years on Pete Wentz. She is so gonna regret that one day when she wakes up 10 years from now.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 12:30pm
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To me she always looks the same and I have a hard time looking into the face of someone with a wonky eye.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 4:22pm
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she doesnt make me want to La La.

Thursday, November 15th, 2007 @ 5:37pm
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the 'get this bitch off me' is pointing to the wrong person. the surgery looks great but i can't handle her

Sunday, November 18th, 2007 @ 2:22am
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No.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:18am
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Too bad she didn't get her sisters "rack".... she'd be a "MAJOR" hottie then

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 11:59am
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dude that "bitch" is Lauren Bacall
one of the hottest women of all time

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 1:21pm
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