Kim Kardashian vs Jessica Alba: A Bastardly Mic Holding Technique Matchup
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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bastardly you are so creative :)
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Barstardly, I appreciate exactly what you're trying to do. If I was going to be "held" then Jessica Alba wins "hands down";)
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anyway kim got nice french manicure
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Jessica's so yummy, even tho i can only see her hands she still gets my pulse racing
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I like the 2 handed twist technique Alba is working on, but Kim seems to be cradling the boys trying to work up some ball batter. She is also pointing that mic just right so I can drown her fat round yobs with said ball batter.
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hahah. ya, you guessed it.
there's literally NOTHING going down these days.
someone release a sextape or forget to wear panties, damn it!!!
MoeReply to this Comment
brilliant post.
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neither. my dick would be doing whatever it could to stay away from these STD twins...
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Kim has man thumbs!
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Hahaha, I love this bastardly shitz
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Kim K. knows what she's doing.
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Look at the pic on the 3rd page of jessica!
Thats Hilarious!
Kim.k wins it for me tho!
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nice entry. lol
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the hands have an ok technique...i'd much rather dock (the old turkey baster) between those racks though...
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They're both skanks so who cares!
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Kim Dash is freaky hot.
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you guys are dirty lol
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jessica alba looks like shes giving a hand job, but kim kardashian nice melons
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haha! this is funny... Good work, Bastardly...
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Well...I think Kim is working it better (although I don't have a dick). She holds it firmly with her right hand and with her left one she seems to be massaging imaginary balls. Plus, her manicure looks absolutely perfect here.
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I like the alba twist technique. I'd take her up on it, if I got to punch the bitch in the face afterward.
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Agree with #23. Plus kim has DSL's and a bigger rack.
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As most of us have seen. Kim has more knowledge of this issue.
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Only thing misses is dripping goo (on Kim's).
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Phillip McCracken
neither. my dick would be doing whatever it could to stay away from these STD twins…
im with you phil
but kim is hot imo. albatross?! fuck no, shes overrated, scummy and boring as hell
oh yeah, and did i mention......HERPES RIDDEN?!
fuck it, seems like EVERYONE wants to have her STD lately. i wouldnt touch that skeeze with an 11 mile pole.
kim? yes, yes i WOULD touch her. with my hands, lips, body... and cock
fuck you albatross!!!
i would laugh so hard if she read this
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these two sluts both know how to handle cock. I'd rather fuck Kim between those tits and with Alba you'd have to use a condom and close your eyes as she sucked
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Slow day at the Bastardly offices huh?
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@ Charlie:
"Kim seems to be cradling the boys trying to work up some ball batter."
hahhah
good eye!!
MoeReply to this Comment
pic 5 is elton john lol
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KIM&JESSICA ARE SLUTS. KIM&JESSICA ARE WHORES. KIM&JESSICA ARE CUNTS. KIM&JESSICA ARE BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE THEM BOTH.
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