Bastardly Breaking News! Petra Nemcova Turns On Computer Monitor For Kid In Haiti!
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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hahaha Loving the captions....hahahahahah
*dies*
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wyclef jean is banging petra?
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she looks like a chipmunk in the first pic
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Holy shit...she's actually doing something.
This better not be some kind of BS photo op. If she's ACTUALLY doing charity work, I will retract everything I said about her.
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she looks pretty
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them two dudes in the background on the 2nd pic 1st page look quite menacing
they aint thinking bout adoption since all the Haitian women have gone into hiding for this photo op
dirty bastards
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standing on a chair in a short skirt pic 2
where's my upskirt shot!
great choice of clothing wyclef - make ur people more jealous
u heartless bastard!
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Wyclef in picture 1, "Why is this stupid bitch pointing at the monitor power button."
It's amazing how unadjusted celebrities can be to the things that we find so ordinary. This may be the first time she's seen a computer.
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Heh. What was the question they both got wrong that meant they had to stand on the chairs...
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They're trying to keep off the lava?
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do they have the internet
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How could you miss the obvious caption???
"Go to moejackson.com, bitches!"
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Some of the best captions I've seen so far. The ones from the first picture are simply priceless!
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eve your right. the captions are pure gold, lol
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I'm laughing out loud at the captions. Great stuff. lol at that kid with the thumbs up.
On a more serious note, it doesn't really seem sincere. I mean, that skirt is not neccessary. And those kids don't even speak english. I don't see how she possibly could have helped. Does she even have money to give??
Why are they standing on chairs and how do they know each other?
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#16 hahaha, my thoughts exactly...
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lmfao!!!!!!! @ captions...esp the kid giving an attitude, saying "thank you very much!"
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Captions are classic. she's pretty, but she needs to get rid of that hideous mini skirt, it makes her look like some ho from the street.
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Great captions. I think she's doing a good thing and that it's ok if she enjoys any publicity that comes her way. The kids, aside from computer boy in picture #1, seemed to enjoy her visit. I know I would!
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@ 22. Yes, the "thank you very much" matched his expression perfectly.
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that looks so corny and fake, must be pr stunt
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obviously a PR stunt. real people donate anonymously and/or without the big photo op.
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Wyclef looks annoyed at Petra in that pic.
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Yay Perta!! Owww in any situation. (well maybe not pooping.)
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These are great!
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#1 - See here on Bastardly, you can find lots of pictures of me! Please say something nice about me, since I taught you computer skills!
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hilarious captions
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this chick is boring now
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LMAO @ the captions HAHAHAHAHA
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The kids should have a french accent going on, since its Haiti and all but then again Petra probably doesnt even understand french.
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and that head
BOULDER
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Where are the OLPC machines?
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