Bastardly Asks: Will You Watch Jessica Alba's "Awake"?

For Hayden, maybe.

I'm a well known Alba hater.

But she looks good here.

I'll leave at that.

Or not.

Herpes, smug, prude with no sexuality.

That's really funny, cause Hayden is actually the lead in the film.

How does she manage to look so sexy...all the damn time...there must be some scientific explanation for it. Lima, Ambrosio and all them other broads have off days (very very rarely i might add) but Alba looks hot in every fucking post.

I don't mind Jessica but I seriously doubt there's been a more overrated woman in the history of the world.

If she gives me those shoes, I'll gladly watch it and promote it, too.

XXXX I will not pay to see this hypocrite. NEXT.

I hate her little troll hands. Her feet are really gross too. Like gargoyle feet. And that nail color looks trashy.

She's a stuck up, overrated cunt. And Hayden loves the cock.

X she doesn't look like the type to have a tattoo back there.

She does have some nice nipples.

SHe's dirtied herself up a little more now since getting that tattoo. I hate when actresses wear sheer clothes to show off their nipples and then try to come off as clueless about it. They know that it's for publicity for their dumb movies. Hypocrites. Sigh.

Boring and weird looking.

ya ya

Her feet are really gross too. Like gargoyle feet. And that nail color looks trashy.

^ ^ ^ THANK you!!! finally, someone besides me sees that her optimus prime feet are gross, HUGE, scaley ( like Dashiki's from "dont me a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" ), wrinkled, and lets not forget hammer toes! gross.
her shoes look ridiculous, silver shoes, black tights and a black dress? i would say shoot the stylist, but shes so concieted she thinks she can dress herself.
herpes ho. i cant believe THIS site hasnt talked about it. but that wouldnt do would it?
alba, their goddess *shuddered*, can do no wrong.
moelicious and jackson, HOW can you even concieve of thinking extra cheese on the taco or a pustule on the lip is hot?
i will NEVER EVER see that piece of cinematic abortion.
also has BROWN NIPPLES!!!! shit colored nips on a shit colored skank, she IS shit.
pink nips are beautiful. i saw the nip slip to my dismay….and there BROWN!!!!!
shit shit shit shit thats all she is
overrated and boring and also retarded, you know, to go along with her down syndrome and that dinosaur head and gargantuan ego.

OH BTW.... i changed my vote to yes.

i wouldve went to this premiere to see this movie.

techniclly, i wouldnt have watched it tho, i wouldve been staring at Rachel Bilson and how smoking hot she looked at this showing....

You sound like a bunch of little bitches complaining about this girl's feet, hands nose, eyes, talent...and so forth. You fags need your balls to drop sound you won't be so irked by this stunningly hot woman.

Yeah, I agree with #1. I will NOT see a movie for Jessica Alba. Hayden, on the other hand, is a different story. :D

Admittedly, she does look pretty here. That's not saying much though. She looks really shitty in the trailers...all pale and bony.

IM luvin adam..
hez soo right
ALBATROSS NEEDS TO DIE OFF HER HERPES!

im probably going to see her movie
online at ovguide (google it) watch for free:P
and laugh at her over-rated face
and rated R for retarded acting

yeah hayden is so fine i definitely will

HELLO NO! I will not waste my money on this overrated skank. She's famous cos she sucked James Cameron's dick.

Phillip, please change your vote back to NO!

They're both attractive people with no discernible talent.

hello hayden!

14 isnt that you? you did afterall say that you would have gay sex with a man for a large amount of money.
its like every gorgeous successful guy gets to be labeled gay by jealous morons like you.
you were obviously rejected by women, thats why you post as much filth about them to get back at them. Probably you cant even succeed with men, youre too fucking ugly and a waste of air.

uh louise, having gay sex ONCE for a large amount of money is different from being catagorized with the statement "likes the cock".

funny, how many women have a lesbain experiance in college and DONT get paid 3 million, and DONT get labeled a faggot, but be honest and say youll have gay sex once for 3 million bucks, and it does make you gay.

funny how that works.

'lesbian experience' but not gay sex, like.. the cock going up some dudes shitty anus. which is repulsive. and he so would do it every time for some amount of money... but no one would pay a cent to that piece of scum. he was probably rejected by both sexes and now rapes dogs

CLASSY LADY
BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS

AND DAMN U ALL NEED LIVES!

WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR JESSICA ALBA? I'M SORRY BUT DID SOMEONE THAT *LOOKS* LIKE HER DO SOMETHING TO YOU?
OR MAYBE YOUR BF WANTS YOU TO LOOK LIKE HER?
OR SOMEONE NAMED "JESSICA" FUCKED U UP REAL GOOD?

I DON'T GET IT!
WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR SOME RANDOM YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW???

UGH.

will not pay to see a jessica or hayden movie until nudity is achieved.

is that aubry pretending to be charlie? again.

echo Phil.

SAVVY, why so much love for some "random you don't even know"?

Phillip McCracken

OH BTW…. i changed my vote to yes.

i wouldve went to this premiere to see this movie.

techniclly, i wouldnt have watched it tho, i wouldve been staring at Rachel Bilson and how smoking hot she looked at this showing….

^ ^ ^ LOVE rachel!!!!!! you hit the nail on the head, phil!!!

luvin diz*

IM luvin adam..
hez soo right
ALBATROSS NEEDS TO DIE OFF HER HERPES!

im probably going to see her movie
online at ovguide (google it) watch for free:P
and laugh at her over-rated face
and rated R for retarded acting

^ ^ ^ thanks Lovin Diz!!!!
i fucking hate that street urchin. savvy needs to get a fucking LIFE
phil, dont worry, just find a bootlegger, or better yet, send me yor email addy, i can get EVERYTHING.
ill get awake and, if youd like, send it to you. lame i know! LOL but if you want to se it ( like i wanted to see good luck chuck ( which LINDSEY LOHAN was SUPPOSED to play!!! damnit!!! id MUCH rather see her AND even go as far to PAY to GO see it! ) because daNE COOK MAKES ME BUST A GUT LAUGHING, sorry caps, and also, the beautiful, thin, sexy, TALENTED and lets not forget UNDERRATED (!), so i ripped it off the net and ha ha jesSUCKA wont see a dime :)

shoot, sorry, the underrated rachal bilson!
LOVE her, shes so fucking cute, sexy, hot and beautiful at the same time

yeah dude, did you SEE those pics from the Premiere of this movie they posted? as well as the ones they posted TODAY?

daym rachel is looking GOOD these days.....

Jessica Alba is a complete idiot. She should have been greatful that people thought she was sexy but she did the opposite. And now this girl is going downhill.

The only woman that ever pulled off being sexy and a good actress, was Julia Roberts. And Julia Roberts is ugly! Please, name one actress that has won an award and was both beautiful and a good actress. NO actresses from the 1950s and not Charlize Theron. Thats very difficult to do. And Jessica Alba is failing!

fuck yeah, phil!!!!
as for albatross.... fuck it, shes just a fucking retard with pop eyes and a HUGE ass. YES i said it, a HUGE ass!!!! and celulite.
i cant believe people think shes hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL at 42, i was gonna say Grace Kelly, but you said no older actresses....and while awards dont mean shit to whats really actually good...BUT ill play along...

how about Jodie Foster in Silence of the Lambs? she was kinda hot and sexy in that smart way....

i guess in a way Cate Blanchett for Teh aviator falls into your older acrtesses cause she just plays audry hepburn...

Jennifer Connelly for a beautyful mind, Kim Basinger for LA Confidential, MIra Sorvino for Mighty Aphrodite, Marisa Tomei for My COusin Vinny,

now this was just academy awards, buti cant say honestly i think any of these are standout performaces in all the movies ive seen...but eh, i was just playing along anyways....

Well Phil I didn't think of those names. But Alba will never be joining that list.

RepresentsYou

You sound like a bunch of little bitches complaining about this girl’s feet, hands nose, eyes, talent…and so forth. You fags need your balls to drop sound you won’t be so irked by this stunningly hot woman.

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "stunning"??? what ARE you ON?! LOL
just b/c one does NOT find this piece of filth (jesSUCKA not the film) sexy, pretty, hot, thin, perfect, who GIVES a fuck??!! that DOES NOT, to YOUR dismay, make them "jealous", "fags", "ugly", "fat", "stupid", "blind" "retarded" or "ugly"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now do us all a favor, worship your fucking idol with herpes and maybe if your lucky,
youll leave this fucking site. or wait, "repesents you", ARE YOU ALBA(TROSS)??????
LOL sounds like it, just like MALKAVIAN
go fuck yourself and enjoy popping your herp pustules

louise

14 isnt that you? you did afterall say that you would have gay sex with a man for a large amount of money.
its like every gorgeous successful guy gets to be labeled gay by jealous morons like you.
you were obviously rejected by women, thats why you post as much filth about them to get back at them. Probably you cant even succeed with men, youre too fucking ugly and a waste of air.

^ ^ ^ A) your name is ugly, like albaTROSS
B) your a fucking dumbass
C) you obviously never had cock
D) youd prefer herp-ridden albaTROSS
E) YOUR too ugly
F) your a fucking looser if you believe albaTROSS is ANYTHING to write home about. oh except to tell your STD doc about the funky little cold sores your developing.... come on we ALL know how SHE gets her "starring roles" in flicks. on her knees and back

Charlie

I’m a well known Alba hater.

But she looks good here.

I’ll leave at that.

Or not.

Herpes, smug, prude with no sexuality

^ ^ ^ well put!!!!
that chick is fug with a capital F, and her "bullseye" ink is pathetic

I'm feeling superfaggoty today, so let me go ahead and say that Hayden is prettier than Jessica, who looks exactly like the housekeeper I had when I was seven years old.

i wanna tear that dress off...

She looks ugly here. Here's a picture of her tattoo.

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/24/guess-the-tramp-stamp-2/

She does have that housekeeper look doesn't she.

Good to have you back.

fuck no. talentless overrated bitch.

as for Hayden, well, i dont like Star Wars, but i dDID watch them, and, well, hes cardboard.

so, whats the draw?

nothing.