Bastardly Fashion Rating: Brooke Burns @ TAO's 2 Year Anniversary Party

Get naked already!

I don't give a shit. Move along z-lister.

for fuck's sake, could she wear another layer of clothing?

She's covering up her best feature. That big ol rack of hers.

It's no longer summer, *that's* the time for revealing attire. Winter is here, now's the time to add layers of clothes, magic and mystery!
A woman can look just as sexy in jeans, and a rollneck jumper (in my opinion!)

She's got OK shoes on. She gets a by.

And when you're in Cali...you don't need an f'n rollneck jumper.

Carly Simon?
It's the desert, it gets cold at night.

Isn't this the broad who used to take it up the ass from Bruce Willis when she was tyring to become famous?

I guess it kinda worked.

Liked her in "Dog Eat Dog" as a blonde

Black dress, black dress. Doesn't she know she is supposed to only wear a black dress? Isn't the song "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" or not?

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9, beautiful tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cos that long cool woman had it all

I saw her headin' to the table
Well a tall walking big black cat
When Charlie said I hope that you're able boy
Well I'm telling you she knows where it's at
Well suddenly we heard the sirens
And everybody started to run
A jumping out of doors and tables
Well I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well the DA was pumping my left hand
And then she was a-holding my right
Well I told her don't get scared
'Cos you're gonna be spared
Well I've gotta be forgiven
If I wanna spend my living
With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9 beautiful tall
Well, with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cos that long cool woman had it all

Had it all

I loved the song well before I saw this woman, but she reminds of the song, every time I see her. Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress, ow!