Will You Buy Paris Hilton's New Fragrance, "Can-Can"?
Thursday, November 15th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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FUCK NO!! I bet it smells like her diseased gash. Ew!!
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The problem with these heiresses is that they look old and busted by 25. blech.
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eeughk. bottled herpes
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Im sure it would go over well in Rwanda.
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It probably smells like her crotch; diseased, loose, and infested with small worms.
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this is the scent of the Los Angeles Criminal System.
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The only thing worth buying in that picture are her earrings and that not say much, because they're horrid and skanky too.
Did Edward and Charlie take the day off?
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For whatever reason everything this girl gets into, its an instant hit. I guess she has a strong fan base...? Has anyone seen her FriendSpaceBook profile....http://www.friendspacebook.com/parishilton
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Smells like pureed tiny dogs.
What do you think she does with all them?
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She seemed evasive and kind of defensive on Letterman about simple questions about her unfortunate experience of confinement. Things like that is why I just don't quite get it. The guy just jokingly asked about the prison food and it was like a torturous extraction of information.... which she hardly even gave any anyway! Once again the mystery lunch meat thing was one of the I guess supposed quippy phrases that she gave.
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Fuck all that.
Paris may be an idiot but the bitch is hot.
Tall, lean, nice little titties.
Face is gorgeous, you'd all love to hose it down with Man Paste.
Hate all you want, the herpes, the sex tape, the moronic intellect.
She is still a hot piece of ass.
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charlie you must be the type of guy that would sleep with anything no matter how ugly
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I wouldn't bang Paris because I don't want the Herps on my fat cock.
However she is a piece of ass and no amount of idiocy can take that away.
I judge these broads as pieces of meat.
Paris is a Hot piece of meat.
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You must be new around here.
You have no idea how desperate.
If you want to look up my posts for creepiness check out Hayden and Kim.
You'll find a lot of material to hate about there.
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So ugly. I wouldn't comment on that but I can't stand how she acts like she's hot when she's not.
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Men like Charlie still exsist eh. It coz of men like you that make ugly ppl like Paris believe that they are beautiful.
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Most of the purchasers of this bitchy hag's "aroma" will be obese schlumps living in mom's basement who will spray it in the air while they jack off to her video. Oops, gotta go, my mom's coming down the stairs..
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her apperance at the mall near me went over well i understand.
and paris is pretty nasty, but, she DOES look good with her left eye covered by her hair.
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NO WAY!! I don't want to smell like rotten tuna!
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fuck...that face is fucked up, and she has huge feet. The world is a playground for this bitch. She just does whatever she pleases with her money, including becoming an actress, singer, dancer, writer, designer, model, etc. Everything is a joke to her.
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would not fuck her with my worst enemies dick, what a woonkie eyed bird nosed hag.
Charlie, you need your eyes checked...Jessica alba is a hot piece of man meat, petra nemocova & sophi monk are hot ass chicks also!! Not woonkie eyed Paris H.
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Charlie is the type of guy that thinks the Dogs Playing Poker on velvet or Elvis on velvet are as worthy as a Rembrandt and should be on display @ the Guggenheim or The Louvre.
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Get lost wonkey donkey eyed bitch.
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^Look at his comment under the Kelly Hu entry and it's confirmed how desperate he is LOL.
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