Eva Longoria Lookin' Like an Upscale Latina Prosty
Friday, November 16th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped @ the 2007 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The show will air on CBS on Dec. 4th.
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So many were right all along..she really does look like a rat.
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dirty whore rat
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To her question: not me.
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Please. This bitch couldn't give her rat infested twat away.
If I had a Starbucks for every time I wished ill will towards her, Hayden Stinkypants would be following me down the street.
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I think she's hot. And yes, I fully accept that I'm in the minority on that one.
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You are not alone. I think she has the most incredible eyes....I love her body too. Just perfect....probably my top 5, but people love or hate her....Kind of like Hayden Panini-rolle.
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Page 4....Her face looks very Beckinsale there.
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She's pretty and has nice skin tone. Shame she's so short.
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LOVE D HAIR
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Eva LongWhoria looks like an upscale Latina prosty? What else is new?
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Looks good here but this slut doesn't do it for me.
I'd trow her a bang though.
How does Tony Parker show his face knowing she fucked AC Slater and that Douche Jesse Metcalf behind his back.
What a tool.
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who said latinas have curves and women bodies? she is the proof it is not true her body is honesly ugly she looks like a child nice hair though.
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wonder how many dicks she sucked to get into that party....
and notice, shes sans Tony Parker again....anyone surprised? didnt think so....
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mudshark
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She's pretty, but her cheap attitude ruins her. And her body doesn't have the best of proportions...she doesn't have to be taller, but if her legs were longer she would look it.
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#12: Well it's not exactly that she doesn't have hips. She does have hips and an ass, but she doesn't have a defined waist!
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Stupid fidget skank!
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I like her, so far!
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I think her and Kim K get their makeup done at the same place. Good Lord, could she cake any more of it on??
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What's not to like? SERIOUSLY! WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE!??
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Pass. Even to pee on I'd pass. Dont want to waste it.
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Something weird with the knee in pic 1!
She's not Miss World but she's definitely above average.
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I noticed her knee too! shes cute...but looks better with darker hair
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Gorgeous hair, pretty dress, amazing legs, beautiful girl.
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Id cum on her toes
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