Mary-Kate Olsen Wears Diaper Dress, Smokes Fashion Crack.
Friday, November 16th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped @ a gala to benefit the fight against HIV and AIDS in NYC
And, you know she paid like $6k for it!
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baby whore???
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Uhhh. . isn't it distasteful to attend an AIDS benefit thing when you are propagating to young girls all over the world that they would look FANTASTIC if they went out and got AIDS so they could look emaciated just like this creepy troll?
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I love the Olsens, they are unique and beautiful in a weird haunting way....Her fashion sense is original.
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I hope at least one person lost control and burst out laughing, because...really.
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Reminds me of an ex. Ewww...
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She looks so great, wtf????
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Now this girl is so scary looking.
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I'd love to pound either of these two skinny cunts with the meat club.
Just break em in half on their backs with legs spread wide.
Open em up and see how much I can get in.
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I wouldn't say she represented Halloween or anything exactly but I'm not exactly lovin' the eye make-up alot. The dress doesn't do much for me or her I think. Would that look good on anyone you think? Does anyone have this information available by chance?
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I feel kind of weird saying this, but she looks really good in these pictures. I mean, that outift is hot. So are her shoes. Mary-Kate has a very unique style. I don't know if I would call it classy, but I don't think it's intended to be. I think Mary-Kate likes to go out and get as much attention as possible, and this outfit will certainly do the trick. If I saw her in person and she was wearing this outfit I would go home and jack off to the memory of how she looked it in. Captain Lance must've had a good time with her. Some days I pray that I get cancer just so I can beat it and then have a greater appreciation for life. Because as of right now my appreciation of life is pretty low, especially since I don't get to come home and look at some hot 21 year old girl wearing hooker stilettos. Instead I come home and I have to change diapers and take the dog for a walk and listen to my wife pontificate about the world. If I give someone my address will you come over in the middle of the night and execute me?
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I'm skinnier,you useless fatty!!!
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I like those shoes, they're hot for bedroom playtime. Anyway Mary Kate needs to stop looking like a troll!
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Thanks, junglegirl. At least you understand the purpose of the shoes. I think there are a lot of people here who need to take a short remedial course in semiotics, because what her shoes are signifying is pretty blatant and easy to read. They're saying "I dare you to fuck me." What else could they be saying?
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is this the one whos pregnent or the ones thats the HUGE fucking hypocrite, who thought it was Creepy people had up a olsen's to 18 countdown, but now is fucking lance Armstrong.
cause u know, fucking a dude more than twice your age, and old enough to be your dad isnt atALL creepy.
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It actually isnt creepy..that is if the dude was hot.. but not Armstrong, he's fug.
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they were 10 times hotter when they first turned 18. ashley's still doable.
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She looks like a stripper, especially on those shoes.
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i heard the olsen monkeys ruined the party...when they started flinging their shit at the other attendees...
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Well the only thing that comes to mind is: What the fuck?!
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lmfao @ 1 babywhore...my barbie doll had similar shoes...ridiculous
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man, that ninja guy needs to comment more, all his comments are fucking hilarious.
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shes trying hard
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Aw, more monkey-pics! They're so cute. Yet insane.
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I wonder what sounds she'd make as my Longfellow was penetration her sweet Brown eye
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the ugly monkey twins
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haha i love the captions
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They are actually starting to regress back to the point that they look like they did when they were 2.
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OMGOSH the dress lukz lyke its eating herr
waste of MONEY!
AShley is defenetly sexier!
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You fuckin haters suck, these olsen twins are great actress's, you ppl are just so fuckin jeolous of them. There is no, need to bash alot of hate and, make fun of them by calling them trolls. Trolls are dark, these olsen twins don't, even look like them. They, are just normal nice girls. Behave, and leave these girls alone. You ppl, are so sick.
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