April Scott Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Rihanna Gets Wet For FHM Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
- Nicole Richie Donates Her Shower Gifts To Charity [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Top 10 betrapte vreemdgangers [Flabber]
- We almost lost Ethan Hawke [Celebslam]
- Hilary Duff's Ass in Demin [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- There are no pigeons in Epcot [The Bastardly Society]
- Molly Shannon was opening the Charmin toilets [Dlisted]
- Mya is Wonder Woman [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who is behind those hockey players? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- ‘Celebrity' Apprentice Contestants Announced [Cele|bitchy]
- Keeley Hazell gives thanks [Fatback and Collards]
- Lindsay Lohan Classes Up a Nipple Slip [CityRag]
- Vanessa Minnillo's bikini is small [DerekHail]
- Britney's History of Crazy [Celeb Warship]
- Nicole Scherzinger shows us her Good Side [The Grumpiest]
- The 10 Best Shower Scenes In Movie History [Uber]
- Fall Out Boy's career is not going well [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum ass cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

























I need to get to some islander games. Hilary Duff looks so cute watching her boyfriend play in those pics.
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aaaaaaaand now there's jizz on my keyboard. Thanks Bastardly, thanks for nothin'. Well something, jizz, I guess.
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Why do so many hot girls get fake boobs? It doesn't look good.
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Keeley is one of the few who actually makes me think about whether or not I would be able to get away with jerking off at work.
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Yea doesn't do anything for me...
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She looks plastic.
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It's the 10 foot long torso chick!
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I've spent the last 15 minutes staring at Keeley's magnificent breasts. All I can think about is the lucky British footballer who gets to fuck Keeley, and what a holy sight it must be to look up and see Keeley on top, which is the perfect position in which to fuck her, as you would be able to squeeze her tits and pinch her nipples while she's grinding her way to an orgasm. I'm repeating verbatim something I heard my high school's basketball star, Johnny Nadolenco, say in Math class. Who he was talking about I forget, but it can be applied to Ms. Hazell here with no problem.
I have a hard time fucking my wife if she's on top because she's so fat that I would need a three foot pole to securely fit into her massive cooch, and I don't, which is why, when I can even muster the courage to pork her, I slip out, thus ensuring that she practically bends and breaks my sorry-ass matchstick prick.
Have a nice night, everyone.
We always arrive on time.
FedEx
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Ed..you are kidding,right?
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I'd pee in her butt.
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Kidding about what, Ultraskinny?
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i've been waiting to get back on the Bastardly for a laugh...and that didn't disappoint mr. yang...LMFAO...
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About your wife?Not that is any of my business.
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she has a nice tush but those fake boobs are ugly. If she had natural big boobs she'd be perfect.
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I meant kidding about how she looks like.
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yes......I needed new pics from her for a long time because she is so hot but there are just a few pics on web...........I like her Boobs, I can enjoy them for hours on my screen.....She is the hottest!!!!! her sexy body and nice face are so hot....... If I look at her, mainly on her perfect huge Boobs .......to climax!!!
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because tv makes them feel like they cant be a success without them....and they believe it.
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