Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere Bought a Crap Load of Stuff @ Coach!

The Smurf is looking very smurfy here.
She looks like she's actually putting it together. Probably waiting for the call from Hef.
After all if the Plastic Kim K can do it, why can't she?

goddamn it

she is starting to grow on me

I think we are talking about the stage coach this little donkey legged starlet is pulling.

Bit boring here, no?

Why are we subjected to this every bloody day? She is NOT that hot. Maybe when she was "jailbait" there was the allure of "look but don't touch". But now she's 18 (or 21 or whatever) and compared to all the other grown up women, NO.

Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima please.

she is so annoying, im tire of her.

no.

agree with MOL.

These pictures are cold.
There are some new pictures of Hayden in the latest issue of GQ magazine, and they show Hayden at her hottest, which means there's a picture of her on a bed wearing a pair of heels and if you don't understand why that would make some men (and women) sweat their shorts, then fine, I guess you're the type who likes to look at pictures of "Supermodels," even though I find a lot of them (w/ the excpetion of Klum) to look kind of haggard.
Charlie, check out the new pictures of Hayden in GQ.
Charlie understands.
Hayden is a teen cream dream.

They are trying elicit a response from Charlie and Ed, I think.

Whats with the dude with intestinal issues in the background checking out her azz?

Basterdly Pay attention. He needs a caption!

"GreatGoogleyMoogaley"

How about.

"Damn, I left my Depends on one of those bags!"

I get turned on when I see UltraSkinnyGirl

She has a blad head ya know!

Shexy!!!!!!!!

JT..do you also love juttering hipbones..

An excellent post Charlie. My first laugh of the day. Quite a brilliant stroke to through in the detail that you'll be eating a honeybaked ham sandwich. That's the kind of minutae that I love to here about and I wish more people would throw stuff like that in. I never would have thought to compare Hayden's holes to a piece of glazed ham, but the more I think about it, the more I think that you're totally right. That's exactly what she would taste like and it sounds scrum-diddly-ocious.
And yes, every girl secretly wants to occupy the station that Hayden finds herself in right now. She is the belle of the ball. She won't be in a couple of years, and she probably knows that. I get the feeling she's sharper than most people think. And the fact that she likes to fuck older black men makes me want her even more, because black men do not fuck around in bed; they're serious, which means she's serious, which means she is probably getting a top-notch sex education. I can only imagine what an incredible fuck she's going to be when she's 21.
Girls, take heed: You want to impress your future spouse, fuck a black man and learn how to perform. They'll show you the ropes.

Concentrate, concentrate...

Ed I'm anxious to see what some of our posters like Big Papi and Adolph think about your Hayden training plan.

Something tells me they may disagree... ;)

LOL at #9...so she needs a SHITLOAD of photoshopping to look her hottest? thats scary...

fuck this cunt...either her 15 minutes really need to be over or she needs to be dead.

and shes prolly got more in coach shit there then ive made all year....

Ed, knowing that you're not illiterate, you probably would rather "hear" about "minutia" ( or would that be minutiae?) than "here" about it. Happy Turkey.
Tonto

Thanks, Tonto.
Kids acting up again?

Ed, You're welcome. Nah, my kids aren't acting up. They're grown and gone.

big head,thickshort arms

Charlie knows how I feel about that. I want to keep this one nice and pure as snow. I'd dart my tongue all over that honey baked ham flavored hole. OMG, I'd fuck her so gently.....

I never liked this bitch, now she disgusts me. How tall is this fucking midget? Look at those Willow arms.. go back to the little troll village!

Isn't this bitch doing all kinds of crazy shit to protect animals, and here she is buying leather items (from what I can see). HYPOCRITE!

For the love of Pete, enough with this girl!

I get turned on when I see skeleton girls.

Ed, she certainly is a Teen Cream Dream.

I'll be heading out to get the new GQ with my honey baked ham sandwich for lunch today.

I'm getting a honey baked ham sandwich because the perfectly pink meat reminds of what Hayden's sweet, fresh, teenage pussy and asshole must look like. Although her puffy, soft, cooze and winking butthole must taste much sweeter, I'll be thinking of eating Hayden's naughties while I eat my sandwich. I can only imagine that a taste of Hayden's farthole would be about as close to heaven as I'll ever get.

Hayden is a Princess and just starting to get all the attention she deserves.

All girls want to be a Princess and get attention so it's no wonder they are jealous of her.

That's Ok Hayden.

You are the Light that will bring righteousness and goodness to all the dark corners of the world.

Keep shining Princess Hayden.

I'm not illiterate. I meant to say "throw," not "through." That was pretty low-class.