Shilpa Shetty Does a "Miss Bollywood The Musical" Photocall
Friday, November 23rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I hope it's boiling hot curry spilling on her.
Talk about everything being over the top. She's ugly. Prefer Bipasha Basu.
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she is lame a waste of a post please post more insults on miley cyrus!!
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I bet her farts smell of curry.
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Body looks smoking, but not sold on face and hands.
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She ruined her face with plastic surgery. Horrible nosejob.
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something look different in her face lift face or what?
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wow...when indians pull out the bedazzler...they don't screw around...
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"I bet her farts smell of curry."
Why is it, that whenever an Indian person comes on The Bastardly we get this comment?
We get it people! They eat curry!
It was funny... about... never. But now it's just pathetic.
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fugly plastic curry whore
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prefer aishwarya, kajol, or even the bitchy rani mukherjee to this ugly person! if bastardly want some indians get the beautiful ones...
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She's really ugly. And whines waaay too much.
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I bet her asshole tastes like Texas Pete.
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that is one of the ugliest faces i have ever seen...and i heard she thinks she is so beautiful...wow, talk about delusional
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Yeah Damla, She thinks so much of herself. Same goes for Aishwarya. They actually believe they are soo beautiful. Could you imagine what they would look like when they take off al that make up? I thought hollywood chicks wore a lot of make up but theses bollywood chicks take the piss. They all have the same boring hair and the make up is very porn star like.
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Her name kills it for me. I can't help but think of shit and diarhea when I see her name.
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lolz! #15 - that's so fucking true.
"Phew! I just shilpad a massive curry-scented shetty. Will it flush?"
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This cow is unbearable. Smug and self-satisfied.
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Yeah the curry references are fucking lame everytime there's an indian featured, I agree she's overates herself and is actually fugly, but the above comments on here prove that most people on here are uneducated, ignorant racist idiots. Newsflash***not all indians eat curry, indian cusine is varied and different, if any nation eats a lot of curry it's probably the UK***grow a bloody brain and learn to point to your own damn country on a map!
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she is not attractive at all.
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I'd put some curry on my d*ck and let her suck it off... haha
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"Yeah Damla, She thinks so much of herself. Same goes for Aishwarya. They actually believe they are soo beautiful. Could you imagine what they would look like when they take off al that make up? I thought hollywood chicks wore a lot of make up but theses bollywood chicks take the piss. They all have the same boring hair and the make up is very porn star like."
Except Rai is definitely beautiful even in her normal candids.
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I'm not into the hook nose, flat big lips, eyes that pop out of your skull with sooo much make up and a weird chin. If you like that then that's OK.
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She wears way too much makeup. When that comes off, she is MAJOR FUG!!!!!!!!!!
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Shilpa i so stunning why you all slag the most beutiful women off and we all know indian women are most beutiful
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shilpa goes against the standard convention of beuaty.. most people believe that you have to have an invisible nose to beautiful or seomthing. her cheekbones, lips and skin are beautiful. I think she is a new kidn of beauty.. one that however will not work in the west because everyone's so brainwashed and warped into what they think of beuaty. shilpa is not a natural beuaty but hey you guys would take a botox, nose jobbed, fake titted hollywood actress over someone like aishwarya rai anyday purely because it makes you feel better.
however i have no dobut that the world is slowly, very slowly waking up to the completely artficiality of western beauty, fake tans, airbrushing, dyed hair, botox lips, insane amounts of blush for cheekbones. when really it is orientals and black people who have amazing cheekbones, indians and middle easterns who have the lovely tanned skin, africans who have beautiful lips and well defined eyes.. what do white people have? pretty hair and eye colours, and it turns out that around 90% of the u.k. 18-25 have dyed hair so umm.
slowly everyone will wake up and get fed up of seeing the victoria beckham's of this world paraded in front of us. man most of these white chicks are fugly ass anorexic bitches compared to the beauty from all over the world.
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