Marilyn Manson Might *Really* be a Sick Bastard!
Saturday, November 24th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So yes, it was recently learned that Mr. Manson was using band funds to buy some really sick shit. Here's a brief list (in order increasing freakiness):
1. Stuffed grizzly bear...not bad b/c a lot of people have these.
2. Stuffed baboon...I'm pretty sure people who have #1, have these. Right?
3. Another stuffed baboon...Maybe something happened to the first one?
4. Nazi memorabilia...Question: What were the items?
5. Masks made of human skin...No comment.
6. Child's skeleton...WHAT THE FUCK?! There's actually a child skeleton market?!
At least this latest development doesn't give f'd-up school kids more reason to shoot up their respective schools.
[Source: Fox News]
























I love you Marilyn, always will
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i luv the first pic
the pic is on my wall. I hate people who make depeche mode cover. I don't know why but i loved the crazy "personal jesus" cover.
and about the list, these are unbelievable- i don't believe though anyway.
Masks made of human skin & Child’s skeleton!
if the list is true, he is probably insane
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full disclosure: i've read the autobio & dig the music, but kinda turned off by the recent news...
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I love him.
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Turned off indeed. I like his music, but I don't how he's a "really sweet, normal guy" like everyone defending him says, having such things in your posession is sick no matter how you look at it.
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From what I've heard of his music; not my scene, don't like it at all.
Not too sure about him, seems more than a little 'off', or trying too hard, or just plain freaky.
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2nd biggest poseur in music history, its a close 2nd to Avril Lavigne.
i like the quote i read from those douches in My Chemical Romance when asked about Marylin Manson going around constantly saying they stole their who act from him...
"funny, we heard of Alice Cooper many years before i knew who Marylin Manson even was"
hes to alice cooper what Blink 182 is to The Ramones.
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and its funny how Marilyn's 15 minutes of fame were up liek 10 years ago, but he does anything and everything to try and stay even the slightest bit Relevent.
like the 6 above, and going as far as dating someone HALF his age, Evan Rachel Wood, and, putting actual sex with her in a music video (thats the rumor).
so so pathetic.
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Love Manson, even if he is a terrible cliche.
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marilyn sucks big time. so does his awful music that consists of screams and a mess of guitar rifs that could piss any ear drum off. fuck him. and why is he even posted on here? he ain't even a chick.
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Agree with Phillip on this one. Why do people dress like that? I get that you want to scare people but you can do that without looking like this.
I don't find him creepy. I think he's stupid and a try hard.
I don't understand why Johnny Depp is friends with the guy or why Danny Elfman wanted him to cover This is Halloween.
Maybe I just don't like this kind of gothic look. I love the Tim Burton kind though and Danny Elfmans music.
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Old newssssss. I heard about this early summer. Sick fuck!
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Alice Cooper is AWESOME!......Some in concert a few times.....He's blow Marilyn Manson out of the water any day of the week.
I've tried to get into his music, but it just plain bored me...And I really tried, because I have friend that really likes him and I wanted to like him too.
At least Avril is at last asthetically pleasing to the ear.
I know there are other that like him, so to each his own.
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I agree with Philip. I can't stand this pretentious idiot.
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I think he's a poseur. And he doesn't have a great deep, booming voice like Till Lindemann from Rammstein and Andrew Eldritch from The Sisters of Mercy. He just screams in order to sound creepy. It's annoying.
And Flake, oh my ...I just love Johnny Depp, Tim Burton and Danny Elfman (in my opinion one of the greatest soundtrack composers of our time). But I still want that dress.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28771
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he's got nothing on Brotha Lynch Hung
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This Marilyn is a joke of a woman. American girls have no class these days. Lots of make-up, no tits, even fuckin gross tattoos. I wouldn't be surprised if this Marilyn had a penis.
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I love them too. I've been a bit obsessed lately watching Tim and Johnny's movies and I love Danny Elfmans music. Now that kind of darkness and gothic I love.
I'm really beginning to like you Eve. How about we cut the dress? I'll have the top, you can have the bottom.
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This guy gives me the creeps.
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What a pathetic excuse for a human being.
NEWSFLASH, Marilyn! Your makeup and crazy shennanigans don't mask the fact that you were probably a bed-wetter as a child (and now, probably) and you are desperate to make up for your pathetic childhood by being "cool" now.
And it doesn't. work.
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lmfao @ 18
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i like:
"Subsequent attempts to provoke outrage were met with equal indifference."
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i haaaate him, he is amazing creepy. look at him... ugh, no wait, don't.
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I pissed in your mouth bitch!!!!
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The onion has always good value the few times that I have seen it.
Thank you john.
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@ 21. Let's just take the dress and make our owns with different colors (*waiting for Sweeney Todd*).
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Same here. No matter how ugly Johnny Depp tries to look, he just fails.
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BIGGEST WASTE OF SPACE EVER.
SUCH A FREAKKKKKK LETS JUST SAY I WOULDN'T BE SAD IF HE DIED A PAINFUL DEATH.
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My favorite part of the Onion article has to be the part where the mother says to him, "I'd sure like to suppress that."
Thanks John, that was hilarious.
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Controversy Creates Cash. That's all I'm gonna say.
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why for the love of God did you have to post pictures of him??? i think i'm going to be sick. thanks moe!
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Those things sound kinda cool. Especially, that skeloton." Oh, come on, you know you're thinkin' too.
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i love him no matter what sick perverted shit he does.....in fact that makes me love him more
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some will do anything to be like they're "cutting edge"
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i do have a manson CD, my ex girlfriend bought it for me cause she said i mentioned i liked a song he did and it was on that CD, i think it was Rock Is Dead, and its the CD he doesnt have a Penis on the cover.
and cant say i dont think Avril's (some of) is better, since she has people write it for her, and at least Under My Skin is better than anything Manson's ever done cause Chantel Kreviasuik is a universe better at writing music than manson.
MUSICIALLY, well, John 5 is better than any guitarist Avirl's had, and he played with manson for what? one tour and teh CD after that? that guy is a pretty sick, very underrated guitar player, who now does solo work, and i believe plays with Rob Zombie's backing band.
and, ok, i will give manson ONE thing, he was in a Cool Short movie, albeit as basiclly a cameo, but, he did a short for "The Hire" series, the one Clive Owen with James Brown in his car drag races Danny Trejio with Gary Oldman playing the Devil in his car. he was in that, and that short is amazing.
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LOL everyone needs to read that link in #18... shit is HILARIOUS and shows EXACTLY what i mean, the BEST fucking quote....
"I could have given him a citation, but I figured, how much harm is he really causing?" Edina Police Officer Dan Herberger said.
...SOOO FUCKING TRUE.....LMAO
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*the model of the dress.
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BAHAHAH JUST JUST #18 LINK!!
WHAT A JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
HAHAHAH
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