Eva Longoria Brings The Afternoon Links!

yaaawn.

Maybe she's not bad looking, but she does nothing for me.

shes cute at best

Eva Longoria looks like Nora, the Nicaruagan maid my dad fired when he looked under his bed and found a bloody tampon stuck in a half-empty jar of Peter Pan smooth peanut butter. Nora was a practioner of Santeria, and she placed the jar under my dad's bed because she wanted him to have a heart attack in his sleep.
That's what my dad said.

I didn't get a chance to look at the list of hottest telly actresses from the 80's, but off the top of my head I would have to say that no list would be correct without:

Markie Post
Emma Samms
Lisa Hartman
Christina Applegate.

ed, got to include heather locklear and dana delany

looks like she's 13 year old wearing mommy's make up and clothes...no thanks.

Edward Yang your post is too long nobody is going to read it dumbass

On topic
eva is OVERRATED she looks good on desperate housevives but her candids pictures show the truth about this fraud she is skinny and has the body of a 10 years old child her face is not that great too

Ha, in the first pic, you know the boobs were airbrushed on her chest.

i'm finding her less attractive the more i see her. however i would still not hesitate to give her one. maybe two...

Weasel faced stuck up bitch.

@ eve - She is a stuck up bitch!!! OMG, I hate this overrated annoying rat faced slut.

^^ I concur.

Hey, GG, it's good to hear from you. I don't think we've spoken in a couple of months. Remember the last time we exchanged comments? You were telling me about the botched laser hair removal. You had a rash. I hope the rash went away. But I think you also mentioned something about a reoccuring odor from down below. Anyway, good to hear that you're okay and still fighting the good fight against literacy.

She's alright...but she kind of looks like a rodent.
And she looks like a bitch.

She looks good IN the pictures, even if they're cheesy as hell. She doesn't look this good in reality, though (as most celebrities), but I still don't get the "she looks like a 14 year old dressing up in mommy's clothes"...nah, she looks her age.

Edward, your post was definitely "on topic" (lol) and appropriate in its content. Your tales of life should be published. fucking priceless!!!!

You know how when you were a kid and you used to get a sneak peek at your christmas presents and then when you wrapped the present backed up it wouldn't look the same?.

That is EXACTLY how I felt when I saw her without make up and the mo.

i hate when a girls shoulders are bigger than her boobs like hayden panty blahblah and this chick..
saying that, they both have plain face

I can't stand this fucking, overrated bitch.

Shoulders bigger than her boobs...I don't get how that works? How do you compare shoulders to breasts?

Really not that pretty.

this looks like a cheesey glamour shots session at a department store.

I think it's wrong of me to assume that Hayden is having sex with Mr. Black. They could be friends.

I've been thinking about this for the last two minutes. While I ate my fruit cup.

It's just plain ignorant and, yes, racist, of me to look at a picture of a tiny little white girl and a big black man and starting projecting my fantasies onto them. It makes me sound like an sick old man. And I am a sick old man. But I don't want to feel like one right now. Right now I want to feel like a progressive young buck.

You see, when I was a teenager I had a friend named Julie. We went everywhere together and ate lunch together and sat next to each other in class. This was 8th grade.

Wait. Don't get impaitient. I have a point.

My point is this: Julie was my best friend. She would tell me everything. And one time she told me about going to the mall with her sister. There was a security guard at the mall and he was probably 35 years old and he was black and he followed Julie and her sister around the mall. Julie's sister went to the bathroom and the guard came over to Julie and grabbed her hand and took her into an empty stairwell. He lifted up her skirt (we had to wear uniforms at my school) and stuck his enormous dick inside of her.

This is what she told me.

She said that she didn't think his dick was going to fit inside of her. She said she thought it would hurt but it didn't. She said it felt so good that all she could do was cry. She said when he came it felt like someone had detonated a bomb in her pussy.

So that's why I said what I said about Hayden and Mr. Black.

And I was wrong.

That was a very inappropriate thing to say. I hope I didn't offend anyone.

But I'm a sick old man.

That's what we do.

We offend everyone all day long which is why everyone looks at us and wants us to die.

If I die in my sleep tonight I'm going to have to say that maybe I deserved it.

And I will include Dana Delaney on the list of hot 80's tv whores, but not Heather Locklear. Never been a fan.

But Dana Delaney, yes. Big fan. What a pair of legs.

I've seen her without make up..nothin special.