Jennifer Love Hewitt Went To The Beach!

Mmm... I'd love to slide those sticky bottoms off and lick both holes until she screamed. Then... I'd love to get my 9" up in her... both holes naturally.

Damn my mouth be watering!

Shocking that her ass is that big. I thought it might have been Liv Tyler.

fcute

weird that her ass exploded but her tits seem the same size as they always were.

she looks like most women now, which is refreshing. She seems completely comfortable with herself. She is not some phony dimwit that falls prey to pressures of superficiality which people - like the ones on this site - force down these women. Maybe she was at one time, but it appears she's happy now. Let her be happy.

wow i'm surprised by all the positive comments....maybe all men aren't assholes who want their women to be like supermodels...although i'm sure there'll be a whole load of nasty comments later....

Can no one acknowledge that her ass is a sloppy, disgusting mess? There are about ten stages between that ass and an anorexic's ass.

I don't need a bean pole, but give me a break. I wouldn't leave the house with that ass.

For once she looks like a real woman. It is refreshing. She could probably lose a couple pounds....More for health reasons, but otherwise it is nice to see a woman with curves.

Wait Kim Kardashian gets hammer for her big a*s and this ugly a*s looks like a woman get the f*ck out

First off I never comment on Kim cause....Bitch is a self-important waste of space. Not cause her ass is big.
Sorry...Just wanted to clarify.

Oh no; what a shame

i would fuck her gently...then fast, then slow again

She looks retarded.

She is not as good looking as she was 5 years ago that is for sure. I can understand all the "looks like a real woman now" comments but let's face it she could lose a few pounds. Her butt is not so great. Big and round is ok but not big and sloppy. I'm not perfect either so eh, I guess I should hit the gym.

is she still in the needs to do playboy category?
no she is now in the needs to do squat-thrusts category
ZING!
thanks for setting me up jackson

Holy hell! What happened to her?

I know she got a bit of a booty but damn this is disappointing!!

Get on a treadmill and get back to the 10 you used to be!!!!

#17 i was gonna say the exact same thing!!!

She's still about 30 pounds lighter than my wife, that miserable cunt, who I tried to rape during sleepytime last night. Jenny Love still has nice cans and a cute face. I'd love to tickle her brickle with my toothpick dick. She wouldn't even feel a thing.

I don't know....I see that and I get the yearning to jam my face in her ass straight on.

What do you think Yang?

ACK!

MY EYES!

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

These pics are very disturbing. She has turned into a major fat ass in a couple of years. And she hasn't even had kids or anything like that. I will never beat off to Ghost Whisperer again!

Peta has to be pissed! someone stuffed a whale into a bikini!

i want the sexy [I KNOW wat u did last summer] HOTTY BACK!.....
it's a shame she use-to-be my fantasy girl back then.....but know...! i dunno wat 2 call her :( so sad.

she is the most boring celeb ever but had a body so people seemed to pretend to care about her, well now it looks like age and all you can eat buffets finally caught up to her. ghost whisperer will be cancelled and we won't hear from her again for 8-10 years till she shows up on the insider, or entertainment tonight talking about how she used to have a eating disorder to stay so skinny and is happy being 160lbs. then in another 3-4 years she will get offered a part on some show as a mom or something and she will go on a crash diet to get down to 130 and be on the insider and et saying look i lost all this weight isnt it great! then she will be offering to pay playboy to put her pics in the magazine so SOMEONE will care about her. Hate to say it but carson daly was smart dumped her gigantic ass

WATCH OUT JENNIFER!!! THERE'S A JAPANESE WHALING BOAT BEHIND YOU!!!

i don't understand:being an actress the only thing she needs to do is keep in shape....bah!

I fucked a bitch with an ass like that, I had to tell her to go to the bathroom and re-wipe before I would start bangin.

I like her size. She could tone up a little if she really wanted to, but I'd take her just the way she is.

I would love the opportunity to fuck Ms. Love, Johnny Mak. It'll never happen, and it would've been so much better about ten years ago, but still, you can't turn her down, and her ass is about average for a normal, American white woman. For those of you who fit this description, your ass isn't any better than JLH.

Bastardly is ruining JLH for me, they keep putting up the most horrid pics of her. Anyway she' still better looking than most chicks out there.

What a bummer. I liked the Heartbreakers days. I wonder what her body looked like in a bikini when she had a bikini bod. Never was crazy about the face.
To think i used to think she looked skinny in I know what you did last summer.

the curse of the short and curvy..let's call it JLH/SalmaH. disease. Date them young and marry Brooke Burke or Marisa M (their athletic body type cuz they actually LIKE being active..it's in their genes).

Laughing for the very first time at an Edward Yang's comment.

I mean comment # 30.

This is indeed a sad day for all American Males. Let us take a moment of silence and remember the JLH from 1999

i can't believe i wanted her to do playboy...

truly a sad day.

that ass/legs combo is disgusting, that's why i shall only take her from the front.

Nice tits and the ass ain´t that bad. Too bad the face ruins it all.

@ 49. With all the airbrushing going on these days, she could end up looking better than Kim Kardashian...I'm just saying.

pasty cellulite looking fug.

#51 you must be a black guy because they are the only ones that like a fat celulite riddled ass like that. Its gross. But yea, you could definitely say "Baby got back"!!

No thanks though. ITs hideous. Pretty soon she will have a huge gunt.

I'm with Dick Chestnut. I like her size and don't mind her ass like that, but if it needed to happen I would just have her do some squats. No weight loss is required just some toning.

Her tits are fake btw...

I said to myself....Dont tell me this is J Love....and #2...PAM!

What a let down

She seriously needs to tone up, a lot.

57...how do u know her tits are fake

Gross!!!A piece of friendly advice...put down the fucking burger and run to the nearest gym. Damn what a fat gross cow.

Man, every time I look at that pic I just want to bite her ass so bad.

Yum yum yum...hahaha!

Sorry boys, but I like it. :D

@ 57 she's had those since she was 15 on party of five. God I hate when people don't know what they are talking about but think they know it all.

I like the fact that she looks this way now. I feel ten billion times better about myself. I love to see ugly bitches go down hill. I want Americans to get fatter and fatter so I can be one of the 5% skinny population. Just makes me feel good.

this is just nasty. ass like orange peel, and you guys say Kim k has a fat ass, then worship and praise this one which is like 10x worse, c'mon guys

Were there any flash floods occuring along the Hawaian island coasts when Hewitt entered the waters?

wtf?

The average woman looks like this.

Women are supposed to have some body fat.

Wow, she's thick and her hips are so wide that it looks like she squeezed out a bear. Thank God for photoshop.

Any womans ass looks better than this. I dont even like KimK but even she looks better than this chick. Jlh has never even done a really good movie I dont watch the horse whisperer either.

That's just not necessary. Ever. Tuck that shit back in.

So damn normal!!!! you guys talk like you were perfect... SHE IS A WOMAN! woman normally do have cellulite! ABOUT 80% OF WOMEN DO. So... what should be weird is a girl with out it. Let her be!

73,
yup, that is it. You are getting so good at this, JonnyMak!

She looks like shit, flabby and out of shape.

Wow, these pictures are... unfortunate.

that is not fat booty cam. thats wide and flat booty. awful... do squats while you still can woman. ew

ROFLMAO @ digglesworth's comment

i had no clue she was that gigantic....tone that shit up joker face!

@caitie harmful 32
"ACK!
MY EYES!
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

nice simpsons quote. from the episode where milhouse plays fallout boy in the radioactive-man movie (yes i truely am sad).

82 comments before mine and every one of them are all about the way she looks and the size of her ass(which I think looks fine and she, afterall, is a human being and is subject to weight flucuation) but I have yet to hear anything about the fact that she has one of the most loveable personalities and always has a smile for everyone including the paparazzi that would and does make most celebrities cringe. My point is that she is a sweethearted person and shouldn't be judged by the size of her ass or any other part of her body, she isn't ugly at all. Not in any way. I love her and would want to see her pictures even if her ass took up the whole of my laptop's 17" moniter!

Cute Face, GREAT Rack, but Cottage Cheese Ass and Thighs

I'd still enjoy fucking her over and over again

nice ass

wow, never would have guessed j. witt

a wet white girl is always nice :)

fuglyu bitch

holy shit i guessed j love, on the money. bitch has let that ass hit the fuckin floor

its about time... i gotta say... i love that bootie

looks sweet

you think hayden p would jump in the way...if they tried to harpoon her...

cottage cheese.

I am suing The Bastardly crew... My little fellow is never coming out to play again after these photoes... Shame for posting these...

jlh needs to don some white keds, pleated khakis, and a polo shirt ala soccer mom. STAT. these are the the things that normally shelter us from the wrath of this sort of body.

@skin.ny bitch...haha I totally relate to your comments! I stay thin by my tough regimen of breathing and eating lots of food. I am tall and have always been a little athletic with a body type like Brooke B (not short and overly curvy). The best time for this type of body is middle aged, after kids cuz that's when all the shortly, hippy girls in highschool turn into COWS. I'm not ashamed to admit it, it feels great..haha.

Yes, woman are CATTY, I just openly admit it. I know I'm right, just go to my local grocery store...it aint pretty.

I'm sorry but that is a sloppy, saggy ass. All these people around her ragging on big asses, but at least most of the larger asses I've seen are high than this droopy booty.

You know you have a problem when someone like JohnnyMak (whose personal opinion about big asses we already know and I respect it, believe me) says you need to tone up (comment # 56).

It's hard to believe that this is a 28 year-old woman. Looks like a 45 YO who has had about 10 kids.

JLW, cut out the Häagen-Dazs and get into the gym!

did you guys hear she got engaged? i guess her man likes them thick, meaty, and with the texture of cottage cheese.

I think they oughta do a documentary entitled "Pear Shapes Gone Bad" as a public service to naive single men everywhere.

107 comments so far? Many former Love lovers must have had the shock of their life after watching those happy hippo pics! :)

@ 87 She must have changed her attitude A LOT lately (probably because she's barely hanging on to her celebrity status) because she used to be a HUGE BITCH...

I bet she wouldn't get as many nice comments if she had a sex tape released on the internet. At least Kim K covers her big butt up most of the time. This is absolutely disgusting! I never liked JLH. Her perkiness annoys the hell out of me.

damn she's ugly

she has the face of a rat on an out of proportion huge lower half body...wide hips and cottage cheese

she looks comfortable in her body, and women who are comfortable in their bodies are usually better fucks. she would probably jerk you off while you watched a porno and do it with a smile on her pretty face. god bless her.

I can't believe the same people that drool over Ale and Adrianna would be interested in this girl. It just doesn't make any sense to me. No one is perfect but if I had to judge her figure, I'd give it a thumbs down. It looks totally unhealthy. I'd be crying if I looked like that from behind and I sure the hell wouldn't be in a two peice. But that's me.

I jast wanna fack har..fat booty dat biatch had....

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Pancake...body! She looks bad, and not in a good way either. See? When you're curvy at a young age, you look like shit sonner than later.

i still want to put my penis in her butt.

aight,aight,aight...baby got back...and i got the dick to go with it....smack that thang' up....fo sho....

Umm....excuse me?!

Quote:

"No one is perfect but if I had to judge her figure, I’d give it a thumbs down. It looks totally unhealthy. I’d be crying if I looked like that from behind and I sure the hell wouldn’t be in a two peice. But that’s me."

Wow! Who the fuck do you think you are?! Any woman who even HAS an ass has their ass looking like that when she's got flexiible joints, and stands at an odd position. So what the fuck are you talking about?!

Anyway, she looks gorgeous! Skinny women have no curves to grab onto. Not only that, but oh fuck she probably looks better than half you woman out there calling her a "Fat ugly cow" who needs to drop her burger and run to the gym. I'm sorry, do I sense jealousy? How many eating disorders do you have out there? Most of you couldn't even make 1/16th of her wage, let alone look like her if you actually ate.

Or are you jealous all of the fact that you can't even make 1/38th of her wage, so have to settle for calling her fat?

All I gotta say is: Bitch put down the fork!!!!

Thanks to these photo I will never be able to enjoy my two favorite things.......

RETARDS AND COTTAGE CHEESE.

Personally I like a little meat.
I would fuck her hard.

But that ship has sailed for playboy.

That's a HD booty.

She looks like a WOMAN! Wow is she hot! I would take her over any of the anorexic celebrities!

So didn't guess that... wow, her bodies changed in the last few years...

The only women that look like this are 50 year old gluttons. This bitch is uglier than sin itself big fat ugly neck with a small pointy ugly face, a retarded smile. Her ears are way too high. She looks like a fucking happy retarde. that fucking body is ugly! She has an ugly ass. I bet it stinks too. The list is endless this girl is nothing but flaws she is so damn ugly. Her smile is ugly too. I would never smile if I looked as bad as her.

That's fucking disgusting!! I'm gonna go throw up now!!

How many miles did the sea level rise after she went in?

Just kidding ... she is a goddess!

Wow rosie o'donnel in a bikini doesn't look that bad.... oh wait that jennifer love hewitt? jesus christ did she eat hollywood?

Notice how her ass is fat and flat at the same time. Her butt cheeks are fat but its like their being flattened in. That is an ugly body and she looks like a retarde. And women are not suppose to look like this I can understand America's obesity problem has brainwashed people into thinking this is the norm. This is not a healthy body, and here is another example why does Britney get called fat, Britney Spears looks better than this.

Are we sure this isn't a look-alike? I can't believe that is JLov's butt!! Holy cow!!

I actually thought it was kim kardashian.

^ and that is not because you are a real man or a heterosexual...that is because you are disgusting and have no standards haha

d55,
you're just mad that no one's ever talked about your ass the way I did about JLH's. ;)

She's clearly let herself go...
I solemnly swear to never let my ass look like that.

i had to sound off again... i love DAT THICKNESSSSSSSSS

dam, she used to be fine too. Wtf happened? lol not a good look.

her boobs are small compared to the rest of her body

Damn.. that is some thickness right there... however, she needs to hit the gym to keep that shit in check... she's another 10 lbs. from entering into the "fat and sloppy" category.

Fuck Playboy.. that's a tired, irrelevant magazine... seriously? who the fuck buys that anymore ??

JLH needs to get herself on assparade.com

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

she could use a lil time in the gym to make it real nice, but i would love to bang that

DAMN......................

^ That was for #63

sorry... GOD DAMN!!!!

i'd tap it on her forehead. wow, time can be cruel, just seems like yesterday she was saying, 'bailey, put it in the other hole.'

and i dont know how anyone can say ANYTHING positive about this chick's looks. That ass is disgusting; it truly is. Those legs are ugly. That face always has been ugly. She only had a nice rack. That is all.

Kind of looks like a retard on her special day at the beach, in some these pictures.
But that said I think she's really hot most of the time, so I'll keep that in mind when I'm sparying man juice on those boobs

A real woman with natural curves, theres nothing wrong with that. Its sad that so many of you perverts believe that the girls on playboy/zoo etc are naturally that perfect - lol naive b*stards!

^ ^

There's a difference between curves and fat rolls

i think she looks great

That shit only looks good face down, ass up, in a dim lit room after several shots of Jim Bean a beer chaser and some "X" sorry but Kelly Monaco raised my standards!

Hey ya no what she looks HOT! Her butt is looking very nice and I think she looks great. If I had to judge her body it's a 8 1/2. If I had to judge her butt 10!!!