Bastardly Booty Rating? Hayden Panettiere's Barely Legal Booty

47 Scandalous Comments

this is the only time i've ever found her attractive.

i think that's due to the fact you can't see much of her midget-esque front profile.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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she looks aiiiight here, but watch her in heroes and you realise how Buttaz dis gash is; not a pengting

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:39pm
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I would so tear that up.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:41pm
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no ass=i'll pass!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:45pm
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Wearing too much.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:48pm
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Is she participating in a cool off? It looks like she is wearing a apron.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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Cook*

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:51pm
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Oh my god oh my god that's it that's right keep posting pictures like this just like this don't stop don't you dare fucking stop what you guys are doing right now that's so nice just like these just like these oh oh oh oh my god oh my god oh my god yes yes yes yes you motherfuckers you cocksuckers

That's my fake orgasm.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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that was slightly disturbing, edward.

correction...VERY disturbing.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 2:57pm
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I'd still nail it all night long, but that aint that great of an ass. Its getting wider.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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Awww, she's showing me her back so I can put an axe in it and end her wretched life.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:10pm
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Those tie in back shirts went out of style a long time ago.

All they do is emphasize that the wearer does not need a bra, which means either no boobs or fake boobs -- NOT INTERESTED.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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Either she's 4 ft tall or the camera man (if it is a he) is about 6 ft tall or just took the picture standing right next to her without bending his knees.
Remember about a week ago when everybody was saying how classy she looks? Well given the recent pictures i will say she's going to bare all soon. Cover your eyes.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:27pm
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I'd definetly fuck. ass or not

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:41pm
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That ass is gonna be 3' wide when she's 35

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:47pm
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WTF is the obsession with the Smurf? it's like dealing Kim K, every little picture shows up here

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:50pm
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I have to admit, that´s a sexy back.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES.THIS GIRL HAS PLENTY ASS..SHE JUST HASN'T GOT A BLOADED BUTT LIKE KIM K. AND YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT HER'S CONSTANTLY.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:00pm
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LOL @ #20, my suggestion to you is start to eat a bit more! Women without ass are fucking turnoffs!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:10pm
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That's your opinion.I like my scrawny,bony ass & everyone else are just jealous.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:14pm
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I will never understand the vitriol for Hayden. She's short, blonde and 18. Those are three magical qualities. But trying to convert some of you seems like a sisyphean task. You'll never get it. I look at her and I don't see a celebrity or some shitty actress. I see a type. The type I like. I used to be addicted to morphine, and I can tell you that the only thing that would come close to approximating that kind of euphoria would be fucking a girl who looked like Hayden. Nothing is as good as morphine, but looking at those pictures above, imagining how it would feel if a naked Hayden slowly lowered her pussy down onto my worthless noodle dong, I have the feeling there might be an adequate substitute.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:31pm
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she is so annoying.

look at her, she thinks she is so hot.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:42pm
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And she's kinda sexy there.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 5:07pm
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In response to #8....I'll have what he's having.....

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 5:17pm
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Cute girl. Cute arse.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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slut! haha

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 7:13pm
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"Wake up wake up wake up wake up let's make love tonight."
"That feels so good, Ed, but do you think we should fuck while your son is in the room?"
"He's asleep. He won't hear a thing."
"But you always scream when I get on top and fuck you reverse cowgirl."
"Someone needs to make some noise."
"Sorry. But I can't feel you at all."
"That's why I'm paying you."
"The money's going to run out eventually."
"My dad had a huge insurance policy."
"I can't believe you paid someone to kill your dad."
"He deserved it. He had a big dick and a Ferrari."
"How do you know that about your dad?"
"My mom told me."
"I guess it wasn't hereditary."
"Suck on my fingers."
"They smell like chicken teriyaki."
"That's the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot."
"I don't know."
"I'm going to go wash my hands."
"You know with all the money you have you could've been fucking Jessica."
"She's too big."
"Maybe I'm too small."
"I want to put you in my pocket and walk around the block."
"I think he's waking up."
"Blow me."

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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What an ugly back.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 8:01pm
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hahahahahahahaha @ 31...you def have some serious writing skills but it is a shame you use them to share your fantasies

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 8:44pm
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Young lady, you are not too old for a good ole fashioned spanking....

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:25pm
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I don't care if she's a midget, her back is sexy. I love girl's backs.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:28pm
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I'd cover her Back with my sticky white hot goo

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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she is sexy dammit!!
edward yang... lol

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:36pm
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*think of somethin nice, think of somethin nice* nice eyebrows there hayden, thanks for shavin those caterpillars

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:41pm
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Molly loves girls backs. I agree. Here's what else I like on a girl:

1) Neck
2) Calves
3) Toes
4) Arch of the foot
5) Ear lobes
6) Underside of boob
7) Inside of forearm
8) Bellybutton
9) The space behind the lips, above the teeth
10) Labia
11) Forehead
12) Clitoris
13) Back of throat
14) Armpit
15) Inside of thigh
16) Buttcrack

Oh how I love me some women.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 9:46pm
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midgets are gross

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 10:13pm
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What a little slut!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 11:41pm
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i like her ass...i wonder how she'd feel about getting a few fuck-bites on her back...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 3:32am
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ahhhha so someone found the lost pics of Smurfette I see

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 4:29am
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what really bother me about her is her upper arms...they're all flabby looking, i mean she works\ out all the time can't she work on her arms? she has a personal trainer im mean jeez it makes her look midget-y the most, her leading midget factor to me.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:09am
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totally fuckable, those thong shots from earlier were nice too

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 12:37pm
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squeezably soft... like Charmin®.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 6:05am
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She has a nice ass, actually. You don't have to look like a whale or one of those monkeys with inflated, red asses to be hot (actually, you should avoid looking like that). Her hips are fugly, though.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 1:01pm
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Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker.... THESE PHOTOS ARE SEXY AS HELL!

I'd go to town on that ass!

I'd tap it hard. Like a keg!

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:29pm
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Where's the booty? I don't see any booty.

She's gonna get old quick, the way she keeps shoveling that makeup on her face.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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Thats a great ass! Better than Kim k

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 4:45pm
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um ok wtf is she wearing? Is that an apron she's wearing with nothing underneath or is it a shirt that looks too much like an apron? I'm confused.

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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