Nicole Scherzinger vs Jessica Alba: A Bastardly Mic Holding Technique Matchup
Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Nearly 8k people voted for J.Alba's mic holding technique when she went against Kim Kardashian Superstar a couple weeks back.
Enter Nicole Scherzinger.
Nicole has practiced on music industry execs, rap stars, hip hop club owners---you name it, so she's fairly experienced in her own right. J.Alba, on the other hand-job, has spoken out about her whoring past on a few occasions, so her experience shouldn't come as a total surprise. Plus, she pretty much bitch-slapped Kim Kardashian in the last matchup, so don't be shocked if J runs away w/ this one, as well!!
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no doubt that Nicole is the more experienced here in holding !mic! that is....she is like more hardcore as to say...where jess is still stuck in post-teen virginity bliss kinda thing she is not at all confident as what to do....with the damn thing...she looks so scared that it seems she is abt to throw the thing damn thing out of her hand!
but on the other Nicole did her best in not realizing us that she is holding a mic !!!
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Nicole's technique looks like that of a caring lover. Hands that could make things stand that never had any feet. The two hand grasp is one that is both powerful and full of finesse.
10/10
Jessica Alba seems to have a powerful grasp. One that get's things done quickly but without the caring and affection that Nicole offers the microphone.
8/10
Nicole wins. She can test out my megaphone if she needs practice gripping a larger device.
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Alba's hand job seems to be better to me.
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The one who made this post is pathetic and has no life.It's sad.
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hah. thanks!!
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If Alba were to lay those hands on me i'd nut in a matter of seconds
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all i know is Nicole S has a weird shaped mouth.
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moe this post is genius by the way. get a life needs to chage that name to get a sense of humour. anyway i'd rather have nicole pull me off... i mean, hold my mic. but i would'nt say no to jessica either.
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GET A LIFE
The one who made this post is pathetic and has no life.It’s sad.
^ ^ what the fuck are you doing here then, moron?
jesSUCKA is just an uber overrated twerp with herpes.
do i have to say it again?!
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nicole is so much hotter, i dont give a fuck, jesSUCKA is just a shitty excuse for a human life. all she does is bitch, get her valtrex refilled, buy mens shoes that look like man sandals, be in ANY shittacular flick ( and thinks shes got TALENT. please, dont make me bust a gut laughing!), smokes her (stay thin! ) cigs (fuckin gross, just like her shit colored nippled did i mention PINK NIPS ARE THE PERFECT ONES, morons.), barf out all her special coffee drinks and whatever else she eats, and acts like she fucking shits 50-carat diamonds outta that narsty celuFAT ass. rant, whatever, that girl is a fuckin piece of shit, just like her acting and her nipples! LOL
sorry if you dont like my opinion, but thats it. fuck it, she fuckin reeks of the term "bottom feeder".
oh yeah, and: herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes herpes
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That dark nail polish looks so trashy.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/jessica-alba-is-no-angel/#comments
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walker i saw that on TMZ!!!!
fucking bitchy cunt, i love nicole, jesSUCKA (sucks EVERYTHING) is just a fucking whore in virgin clothes. maybe the TMZ vid, she was pissed because she had JUST popped one of her "Planet Terror" ( love that movie ) pustules and it was streaming down her leg or something of that narsty nature. dosent matter, shes still a uber overrated slut with a huge ego to boot ( oh yeah, and herpes too )
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OK Adam What other name do you use? I only see you here hating Jessica. Your not the only jessica hater.
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god damn j.alba will be very difficult to dethrone...
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PS and that vote now shit is pretty funny ( and rigged) i personally enjoyed the "will you watch jes(SUCKA) alba(TROSS) in "awake"?
and that voting results were finally NOT rigged and awesome.
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I want Jess to hold it up to her luscious lips and lustily jerk my gherkin 'til that throbbing fucker's gushing a load of salty pickle juice down her throat! Jess wins hands down (and cocks up!).
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