Ashley Tisdale Demonstrates Bastardly Mic Holding Techniques!

i cant stand this duck face no talent twit

Well the lip synching little bitch is ambidextrous! Good for her and her boyfriend! Hopefully her sex tape will show off some of her other skills!
She sure as hell can't sing a song on her own!

Hideous face. Even with all the makeup, lighting, hair, she is FUGLY AS HELL.

Didn't like her much at first, but the more I see of her, the more I like her.
Not sure what it is about her, but I think she is really Sexy!

I don't like this lypsynching joke of an entertainer, but she looks kinda cute here. She must be a self-hater, going from a dark curly-haired, big-nosed jew to a Barbie doll.

She's growing on me.
The best way to hold a mic is with two hands, firm grip, up and down with increasing speed, stopping just below the head of the mic, on your knees, with your mouth open, head tilted slightly back, and with good eye contact.

She always has great shoes.

She shouldn't smile...

Of course she can sing. My daughter's got an Ashley Tisdale singing toothbrush.

Bitch stole my sister's shoes.

I'd hit it.

Holy hell, this girl is so ugly, she hurts my eyes!

Even fully made up, hair perfectly coiffed, and wearing shoes that probably cost more than my monthly salary, this chick is STILL ugly as SIN!

She reminds me of Sarah Chalke in these photos. That's why she looks more attractive.

A better caption for the first photo would have been:

"Oh, so he can call you that, but I can't call you vagina face?"
"It's not the same Todd!!!"

Hilariouis captions. They are perfect.

As for Ashley. She can grip my maglite any time she wants.

i think she's getting better with time. in a few years she might be hot.

Who would predict a "slow afternoon" (reason for the very first post with the "mic holding technique") would turn out to be a hit on The Bastardly?

I would let her shoot her woman-goo all over me.

not the hottest of chicks but she could still try out her mic skills on me. i'd do her...

Her ugly face annoys me.

Lip-syncing? Whoa...wait...some of you people actually expected something like Rockefeller to be LIVE? Now THAT'S the real joke. LMAO 30 degrees out. I'd like to see you sing in that cold. Temperature does effect the voical chords. Suddenly was full-on live, but she performed that first. The chorus of Last Christmas was live, as well as bits of the rest of the song...but no one (except those few here, I guess) expected her to go live on that show. She WAS, however, full-on live at her concerts as well as on the various talk shows last month.

And hell yeah, she's hot. MORE ASHLEY!!!!!

I dont get how Ashley Tisdale gets all these negative remarks but then someone who is truly ugly like Jennifer Love Hewit gets nice comments. There are uglier women than Ashley who seem to get better comments.

would rail this bitch for days, fuck da haters

#24 - i called JLH fat and cottage cheesey, if that makes you feel better

She's very cute on her TV show and in HSM. Not so cute in the 2nd pic on Pg 1. My daughter is a huge fan.

Fugly wonky face and she can't sing and is NOT funny.

HOT HOT HOT

Oh well I like her. She's down to earth, she's sweet and she has sexappeal. And I really don't get the makeup comments, she doesn't look much different than she usually does in candids.

I also don't think she was ugly with dark hair:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/HSM_TSLOZAC_LOVER/AshleyYearbookp...
Actually, she looked hotter.
And Jennifer Love Hewit looks like a whale.

These are the first photos where she actually looks fuckable and kinda sexy...

She can't sing and what the hell is she wearing

"I dont get how Ashley Tisdale gets all these negative remarks but then someone who is truly ugly like Jennifer Love Hewit gets nice comments. There are uglier women than Ashley who seem to get better comments."

How is Jennifer ugly? Compared to Fugdale, she's really beautiful. In the last two sets Moe posted, Jennifer isn't even wearing makeup and she's gained and still looks decent. What would Ashley look like without the makeup, weave and fake tan? Just look at her old pictures!

This retarded bitch looks like she get rides on the short bus.

Oddly enough, when i first looked at the picture my eye went to the black girl sitting down, in the center. I'm not into black girls but I would ravage her.