Complex's Woman of Next Year: Kristen Bell



Last year, Complex Magazine named Nicole Scherzinger as their Woman of Next Year. This year their choice is regularly posted on The Bastardly, Heroes star, Kristen Bell.

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Holy Hell!!!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:32pm
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Bastardly you gotta post the rest of the spread. Don't do this to me.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:40pm
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Mr Chubby demands more!!!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:44pm
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Yes please post the rest of the spread! She's too beautiful!!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:50pm
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I didn't think she could look that sexy...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 5:58pm
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I never had much for this chick till she did her bit on Heroes...

Man she looked DAMN hot on that show...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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One more thing I do have to say, is that she grows on you. At first it's meh..... then with time you start to see she's actually quite attractive and hot.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:06pm
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She needs more titties, but I would still tear it up.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:11pm
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hoooooooooly fuck you gotta post the pics inside

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:14pm
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that girl is amazing.
Don't say anything wrong about her, i have friends in the mafia.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:16pm
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Shorty's got it going on in that spread...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:18pm
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She looks exactly like the slut that charged me $250 last night for a blow job and a little ass play.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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E Norm...

Next time tape that shit and sell it... you'll be rich before they figure out it a fake...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:40pm
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"Don’t say anything wrong about her, i have friends in the mafia."

Ha...I not too worried all nursing homes have a curfew.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:02pm
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Yo #14.... good idea, but I don't want video of me getting my ass diddled by some hot blond to be spread across the internet. Well, I guess for the right amount of money I wouldn't give a shit he he.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:04pm
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I'm going to reserve my right to say anything pornographic until I see the complete spread, but I have to say that I get a good feeling about what we're all going to see, and I'm basing this hunch on what happened to me when the page first loaded and I saw the cover pic of Kristen, which is that I was listening to my iPod and Iggy Pop's version of China Girl (better than Bowie's) came on at the exact same moment.
Iggy Pop and masturbating go together like apples and brown sugar.
But now I'm thinking about The Ultimate Ed Yang Gangbang: Kristen Bell, Ashley Tisdale and Hayden all naked (except for the de rigeur four-inch stilettos), on all fours, while I, Ed Yang, sit in a chair in the corner of a room with my pants around my ankles, furiously jerking while my dad (he of the every-other-generation-monster-cock) plows them into orgiastic spasms. After my dad is done (oral cumshots for all!) he walks over to me, punches me in the face, and then puts on his clothes. I sit in the corner crying while the girls laugh at me and my flaccid skin worm.
My dad drives off into the sunset, his Ferrari skidding along the PCH, Miley Cyrus sitting shotgun, talking on a cellphone, her toes in my dad's mouth.
Jeffrey Dahmer would've taken one bite of me and spit me out.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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Edward Yang you are a sick fuck. Get help and let us keep masturbating to normal things....like the dream I have of Hayden, Kristen, a couple midgets, and a ferris wheel.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:12pm
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Cross eyed piece of overrated shit

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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usually not a fan, but great potential here

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:40pm
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she has gone from very cute to very hot...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:44pm
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She's not bone thin,but she's ok.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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Pretty.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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I like that little outfit and the makeup, sorta slutty, but sorta elegant at the same time. Kinda like a hot receptionist your boning in your office.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:25pm
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Ed, I was masturbating while reading your story.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:58pm
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Cute as always.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:06pm
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She is the most beautiful actress of her generation.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:13pm
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Ok,#28..just have to arrange a photoshoot.And a photographer.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:33pm
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Is she cross-eyed????? if not..well then her eyes are just weird..and not in a good way. period

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:35pm
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@ 32 Why state that everyone should post pics of themselves and when someone takes you up on that offer come back with you have to arrange a photoshoot, its called photoshop if your afraid of your real pictures...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:39pm
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screw all the cross eyed bullshit, she's hot. in a "i'd do her, but in the morning she'd wake up alone thinking... who was that mysterious, sexual athlete of a stranger" kind of way. thats right. i'd be out like a thief in the night that just pilfered some fine pussy...

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 9:49pm
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Tracy..I was just kidding about the photoshoot.I just have to find someone to take my pictures.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:12pm
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She is gorgeous. So glad she survived Veronica Mars.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:24pm
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She looks fantastic in th first picture,
and like a cartoon fish in the second.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:46pm
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I don't know, cute photoshopping I guess.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:49pm
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uh I don't get the big deal over this chick and her mediocre pictures. I'd take hayden over this thing any day of the week.

For god sakes:

http://frontier.cincinnati.com/blogs/popography/uploaded_images/kristenb...

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Kristen%20Bell.jpg

meh. looks like an evil bird woman.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:57pm
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Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 10:59pm
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Very pretty. Hopefully, she'll be doing movies soon. I'm so tired of seeing the same actors in every movie.

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 11:08pm
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That second pic is HOT! I know where she can put those lips! Merry Xmas to me!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 11:26pm
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I'd rather do Kristen than Hayden any day of the week. But I'd leave both by the side of the road for a shot at Ali Larter. If Heroes had more cat fights and mud wrestling between the female heroes and villains, the ratings would shoot through the roof.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:43am
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I dunno, I like hayden a lot better...she has a cuter more unique appeal. This one looks like every other boring blonde with no substance. I don't see the huge appeal with this girl. There are hotter girls at the mall or at school or wherever.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 12:51am
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Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 1:03am
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Nothing pretty about this girl...but these photos make her look good...lots of makeup, airbrushing and a push up bra. She has scary eyes..looks like she's going blind.

YES hayden is much much cuter

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 1:16am
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Id pound her into submission. dAMN SHE'S SEXY

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 1:29am
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I have been vindicated, this hoe is hot to trot. I'd bang this chick no holes barred until my dick turned into a bloody red stump, and I'd let her suck it after.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 2:58am
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the majority has spoken - post the rest of the pics.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 3:37am
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Smoke and mirrors.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 4:23am
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wow! I always thought she was dull until I saw the first picture. It helps that she is channeling the way to show off a lady's body of the 50's. Then again. She's on the cover of a magazine with a bra and a skirt...

Is there a story to this? Did she take off the shirt? Is she playing a stripper? She needs to end that boring Veronica Mars bull.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 4:38am
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stunning

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 6:55am
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Can someone please explain what is so HOT about this chick? She's not extraordinarily pretty, her body is OK and she's a modestly talented actress...... Hayden P. is much prettier and even heavier still has a nicer bod.

Friday, November 30th, 2007 @ 3:30pm
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wow she's smokin!!!! especially 1st pic!!! daaamn!

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007 @ 12:09am
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trying so hard to be hot or sexy, and she still looks......adorable.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 2:22pm
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soooo average

Friday, December 28th, 2007 @ 10:12pm
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This is a great shoot, she looks so cute and sexy in these pics. She's alot of fun and I really respect her as an actress and a person. If I saw any of you guys talking about her the way you do - calling her ugly and boring or whatever when you've probably never seen her work or her interviews or anything or met her (like I did once) - I'd fucking punch your lights out!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:10am
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RepresentsYou you know nothing about women. Kristen is perfect the way she is. Most of these remarks are very insulting to such a beautiful and sweet woman. But I guess users on this site don't have any class.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 11:28am
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gaa damn!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:05pm
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Ed kicks ass!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 7:40pm
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in that case E Norm its called directing and everyone knows directors get to tap the ass first anyway

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:11pm
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Hey!I have an idea!Why don't we all post a pictures of ourselves here?It will be fun!I would love to see all you guys..

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:17pm
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damn ed you write some crazy shit....but anyway the girl looks cute in these pics, very nice body....and @ 26 you go first

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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Yes, her eyes are weird. She's noted in several interviews that she has a "lazy" eye.

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 @ 1:34am
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