Ellen Page @ The 17th Annual GOTHAM AWARDS

Please show more pictures of 12-year old boys. These are turning me on.

To her statement: who?

Recently saw Hard Candy, she freaked the shit out of me in that movie! I think her shoes are wayy to big on her or something, im not digging the outfit or the face.

Thank you so much for these pictures. I don't think anyone else is going to like them because of her big shoes and hairy arms and the fact that she really does look 12 even though she's 21. Sometimes you've got to mix things up, throw people of gyroball, and that's what Ellen Page is for. Not every girl or woman has to look like what we alla are brainwashed into thinking they're supposed to look like. Plus, I get the feeling that Ellen Page is the type of girl you want to party with. I mean, she's got a scar on her arm. Everyone knows that girls with scars are the best lays. But what everyone does not know is that I recently got a tattoo of a hairy pussy on the inside of my right forearm. Cheers.

Ok, now I know who.

Edward Yang, you are my hero.

She looks like Rachel Ray. That is, if Rachel Ray was male and 12.

Upon further inspection, I'm also getting slight notes of Sally Field from her Smokey and the Bandit days. I don't think that's helping her case any though.

Hey Yang... question, why are girls with scars the best lays

Yang, really now.

Really now.

Very cute face, very hairy arms.

#9:

Girls with scars are more apt to empathize with the fragility of the human body, and, as such, are more inclined to push the body to its limits. Having experienced acute pain, they are able to tolerate the more extreme types of physical pinball that accopany erotic interludes.
Or something like that. I don't know. I open my mouth and the bullshit tumbles out like a drunk who has stowed away in the wheelwell of a 747.
Maybe Ellen Page has been in a knife fight. Or maybe she fell off a motocycle.
Either way I want to pin those tiny legs of her behind her ears and fuck the shit out of her and I don't care what anyone else thinks.
If you saw my wife you would understand why I think Ellen Page is so cute.
Twenty bucks and a free subscription to Sports Illustrated to the first person who assassinates me like it's Chile 1973.

I can't wait until Juno comes out.

oooh she has the cutest button nose

seems to have posture problems...

That's a good one Yang...

Works for me (since I have scars)

You have to admit she is talented. That's saying a lot compared to the camera whores we usually see here. Somebody must have coached her to smile with both sides of her mouth this time...

I dig Ellen Page. She's cute. Not incredibly sexy or intriguingly whorish, but cute. And she's actually, like, a really good actress.

i can turn this chick into a hottie cuz she has good features...it is like she is trying her best to look so shitty...get those eyebrows fixed and arched, grow that hair, have it all big, wavy, luscious and side it to the side, wear a tight, seamless dress and a pair of super high pumps...yup, she'd be good to go...and also gotta wax those arms, too...and teach her how to stand

chubby arms, hairy arms, no tits.

but i'd still ruin it.

Edward Yang at his best again! gotta love it! dude, you rock. from hairy arms to pussy tattoo... what a sick fucking twist. and then that explanation about girls with scars: just brilliant. followed by the comment about your wife, quite obviously not a MILF: just excellent. keep going man...

korey thats sick and nasty. fag, go fuck a dog then, we dont want to know.

anyways,she is ok looking.

and part* it to the side

whatevs, I LOVE HER.