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On this day in Bastardly History... Alessandra Ambrosio's Silky Smooth Legs Taste Like Milk Chocolate
From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!Thursday, November 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson ![]() On this day in Bastardly History... Alessandra Ambrosio's Silky Smooth Legs Taste Like Milk Chocolate 31 Scandalous Comments |
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Boney manface. PASS!
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"Spray-on tan", that's what it must taste like.
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nice body and legs, i dont like her manly narrow face and nose,her face is meh.
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“Spray-on tan†that was good=D
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shes hot and all, but something tells me that without the spray tan, exntensions, capped teeth, and makeup artists, she probably looks like the rest of us mortals.
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How in the woooorld is that a man face? No way, she's a beautiful girl!
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She looks good. Damn good. Hm. Mm. Yes she does.
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Yep. Definitely spray-on tan.
Gabrielle Union...now she'd taste like milk chocolate.
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when she isnt all done up or on the catwalk and covered, she is nothing special...
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Spray-on Tan? Who gives a fuck, really. I would let her leave orange rings around my d*#k.
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@9 d55
you can say the EXACT SAME thing about adriana
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12,
jesus motherfucking christ...go ahead...you say it about Lima; but to me, what I said doesnt apply to Lima
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all angels get the same: makeup, spray tan, and photoshopp
before all photoshoots, commericals, editorials, and VSFS
adri looks better in photoshoots sometimes ( a lot of makeup, spray tan, photoshopp)
Alessandra looks better in candids most of the time ( small makeup )
{in her candids Ale doesn't look very orange}
So I know who the true beauty is.
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to me in most photoshoots
Alessandra = adri
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Well good for you. Can we not get into another Adriana, Ale arguement? It's boring.
Anyway Ale is hot sometimes but I don't think she looks hot here.
Never found her to be beautiful or pretty. Only hot.
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The hottest girl alive
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d55
I like Alessandra and Miranda
You like adri
These two things aren't going to change, so why bother?
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19,
hahahahaha you are the one that started shit with me on this post and you are the one who is telling me to end it.
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Wow, Adri and Ale are damn hot!
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I think she's very pretty.
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Her face is so damn thin especially when compared to the other VS models. And is she slightly cross eyed or something? She does have a manly face.
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her face is gorgeous..I prefer Lima's wide set bluish/green big eyes but no her round fat face. I love Adri's face shape, it's gorgeous!
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what's wrong with spray tan??? Have you ever heard of MELANOMA??? wake up people.
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i rather have a face, than an almost non existent one.
adriana is just too beautiful to be compare to this average face ale. poor adriana, the things people compare her to, like if she is some ordinary thing.
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adri has nothing special except the small eyes which dissappear when she tries to smile(fake fake even her smile is fake),
at least ale is more elegant&cool and she doesn't act like a stupid.
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HOOOOOOOOT body. But her face has changed so much, I don't know if it's the teeth...she looked much hotter before, face-wise.
She's definitely NOT boney. I don't get why people associate skinny with bones, when the real boney women, who have big, sharp, painful bones are the ones who have very wide hips (like Jennifer Love Hewitt)
And I'm tired of the Adri and Ale fight. They both have a lot of flaws, they're both hot, or they wouldn't have hired them.. end of fucking story.
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SEXY!
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I see a man there, her face structure belongs to a man, it is clear.
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and is* covered
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14,
true beauty lol
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but nice legs (minus the oompa loompa tan)
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