Lydia Hearst Brings The Afternoon Links!

WHy are these chicks SO GODDAMN SKINNY!!

Christ. But she looks tall and has a feminine face so I'm willing to forgive her for it.

Needs to change the hair color though.

Wasn't she a redhead? Anyhoo the bags are ugly.

She won't be hot until she slaps on some camouflage clothing and robs the Washington Mutual on Wilshire and La Cienega.
What happened to all the badass motherfuckers?
We need a coup d'etat! Revolution! Up against the wall! Pig!
Models Unite!
Everyone needs to stop taking precribed meds and start gobbling Blue Sunshine. Those anti-depressants are killing the buzz.
BUZZZZ...BUZZZZ...BUZZZZ...
Lydia Hearst catwalks into the bank, strapped with an AK-47 and says:
"This is a stick-up! Everyone on the ground! Now!"
Then she walks over to the security guard, takes out her lipstick, twists it, and instead of red much coming out there's a three inch blade. She slices the Rent-A-Cop seven ways to Sunday, jumps the bank of teller windows and grabs the young Filipino boy who has only been working there for a week. She says:
"Unmarked bills! All of them!"
And the she says:
"And while you're at it, eat my pussy."
She takes off her pants, smacks the Fillly in the face, and pushes his down so his trembling mouth is level with her pussy. She says:
"Take out my tampon, cocksucker, it's time for lunch."
That's all I have right now. But the story should probably end with an explosion.
Have a nice weekend everyone.

the links girls have been disappointing this week.

I'd let her marry me

psh you and me both #5 cus shes riiiich biiiiitch

This bitch is actually worse than the girl yesterday (at least the she had a bangin body).

id marry her for the green

She should put one over her head.
Skanky bitch!

she was prettier as a redhead.

why the hell do you put lydia hearst on here?? she is fug. You need to showcase her cousin amanda hearst, that girl is so gorgeous it is unreal..

I love Alessandra and thinks she is gorgeous and a great model
and I thought this pic was cute and funny.

Enjoy!

Usually not into seeing boobs on a stick. But the cute eyes and inheritance $$ make her desirable.

yeah, could we trade for amanda hearst? cuz, i'd be into that deal. like moss for a fourth rounder.

LMAO ^^ Danielle, they do!!!! best comment of the day!

ugly bags...

I've never seen her before, but she should be a redhead. I bet she'd be hot.

yeah, I just fucked around with her picture in photoshop - definitely should be a redhead.

ale's pic is so cute=))

Oh no, now kids will fall in love with Alessandra too! She is so fucking cute!

my weekend is so much better when I see pictures of alessandra ambrosio

I HAVE TO SAY AGAIN THAT I LOVE ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO.

SHE HAS ALL THE FACES: THE CUTE, THE HOT AND FATAL, THE INNOCENT. SHE IS AMAZING.

THAT IS WHY SHE IS ONE THE BEST MODELS EVER.

Poor girl...eat a sandwich will ya?

I liked this rich bitch better as a redhead. Seriously she stood out a lot more as a redhead. Now she looks like every other dumb L.A. ho.

i would have expected buttaface alert on that bitch...

and as usual, ed yang, glad to read your back on fire, pls continue that story. once your done, send it to tarantino for a kick-ass movie...

I'd pull it out and shoot it all over her back.

even though she looks a bit freaky, i think these are her hottest...

I have seen her before at the Heatherette shows on a few occasions, she is usually the muse of Richie Rich and Traver Rains -- the designers. Honestly she is not ugly ugly, but she is not cookie cutter beautiful either, she has a different looking kind of face when you compare her to the gorgeous models like Heidi Klum, Petra Nemocova, etc. they are the industry standard of "beautiful" so i don't see how Lydia Hearst is even a model, she is very short with a nice body, but her face is not stunning or ship launching by any means. she is not ugly, just not gorgeous. She works A LOT of runway shows because runway models can get away with not being what most people would consider to be "beautiful." It is almost like a lot of designers like their models to be less than pretty or weird and/or quirky looking. I swear, I think the reason is, is so they don't take away the attention from their clothes and designs they are trying to sell. Just thought I would share.

P.S. FYI, anyone that is interested, Lydia resembles her mother Patty a lot!! Her older sister, not so much, Lydia looks more like their mother. And Patty Hearst is easily one of the nicest people you would ever meet. Not pretentious or snobby in the least.
Very nice lady.

Forever proving one of your main components of women being a model or just looking like one as they used to say in the old commercial is demonstrated by posing and dressing provocatively - as in this case to a lesser degree, but still.. I might consider wearing that outfit maybe on the patio or something if I wanted to brush up on my tan lines or boob whiteness.

she has one of the biggest longest widest strangest smiles i have ever seen, it takes up 75% of her face when she smiles, and her teeth are huge, (probably veneers) does not look good @ all, trust me.
She gives Mr. Ed a run for his money.....no pun intended.

After dedicating some serious thought to the matter I have come to the conclusion that she is TOO DAMN SKINNY! Kinda cute though...

I like her better as a redhead. Either way, though, I'd let her fill one of those bags up with lube and buttplugs and stop by for a visit. The things I would do to her ass would make the Symbianese Liberation Army blush.

I here she has shit for brains but I would still bang the shit out of her if she were STD free.

her cousin is hottttttttttttttttttttttt, this chick is a big ol' NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's a little weekend treat from the VS angels:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YHIpsCadFg

Adriana is so fucking hot in this.

Remember guys, the big show is on tuesday 10 PM on CBS.

^^^ that's a nice vid
but I like the commercial better, it has better music.

Question for my fellow bastardly fans.................................
Which do you prefer and find sexier and more attractive: Blondes or Brunettes?

Please be honet, this is for a survey about a piece of work I am involved in.

I like ultra-blonde.

NATURAL blondes
brunettes tend to have hairy arms and upper lips among other parts.

Blondes have hairy arms too, it's just lighter hairs. We're all fucking mammals. I definitely prefer brunettes.

The pic of Ale was sooo cute. I like that pic of hers.
This chick is so skinny. I'm surprised she can walk. I don't know where she gets the energy from.
I prefer blondes too. They have a better advantage. They can dye their hair any colour without bleaching it and just like Omega said, they don't have much hair and if they do they don't have to bleach it.

That's natural blondes that I like by the way although few women with light brown hair who have gone blonde look nice too.
Can we have some pics of Milla Jovovich? She suited any hair colour and style. Very pretty only facial flaw is her nose.
She sort of reminds me of Linda Evangelista who is so pretty but weird at the same time.

Real blondes have light-haired eyebrows as well and every woman wants dark eyebrows.
Besides, bleaching dark hair is a sin. I don't know why you would even think about doing that if you were a woman with natural dark hair. But that's just me. And a billion other guys probably. But I want to second Paul that hair color is just a small part of the equation.

I am a natural blonde
and have friends that are natural brunettes
they have more and thicker hair on their upper lips and arms.
They have to wax their upper lip because, as a brunette the hair is thicker and more noticeable where my hair is light and thinner.
I have also seen brunettes have hair on their chests and backs (still referring to girls)
It is rare to see a natural blonde man with a naturally blonde hairy chest and this is the reason why. Blonde have lighter, thinner, less coarse hair then brunettes.
Pstroyer, get out and date women then you would know

omega, almost nothing that you just said is true.

"and have friends that are natural brunettes
they have more and thicker hair on their upper lips and arms."

Actually, brunettes do NOT have "more and thicker" hair on their upper lips and arms. It's just more noticeable because brown/black stands out against white skin more than pale hair does.

"They have to wax their upper lip because, as a brunette the hair is thicker and more noticeable where my hair is light and thinner."

Once again, they may choose to wax their upper lips because the dark hair is too great a contrast.

"Blondes have lighter, thinner, less coarse hair then brunettes."

Also, hair color has nothing to do with coarseness. It is true that red-heads tend to have thicker individual strands of hair, but there is no difference between fine, silky brunette hair and fine, silky blonde hair.

In conclusion: omega is a dumb fuck, and if I met him/her on the street, I would beat him/her to death with a baseball bat.

Yeah, WTF. I have very, very dark brown hair... and I have hardly any body hair.
Brunettes have edge, and blondes are boring.

I agree with Alex. And everyone has hair all over their body, just cause it's darker doesn't mean it's more, it just means it's more visible. And who even cares? Hair is EXTREMELY easy to remove!
Blondes, on the other hand, have light brows, eyelashes and hair, which gives them a more unhealthy look. And boring. Plus, I hate the stupid blonde girl, blue eyes combo. Overrated, disappointing and boring every single time.

So add me to the men who definitely prefer brunettes, dark or light brown, better than blondes.

"It’s just more noticeable because brown/black stands out against white skin more than pale hair does."

Exactly. That's what I was getting at. And then this omega twat tells me to go out and date more woman. Sheesh. It's true that some brunettes have thicker and coarser hair than some blondes but some blondes have thicker and coarser hair than some brunettes as well. My sister is blond but she has this crazy thick hair. She also has quite a bit of hair on her arms but they're all so light that you never see them against her light skin. You only really see them after a swim when she's cold and they all stand up :)

I THINK BRUNETTE GIRLS GENERALLY LOOK SEXIER, BUT MANY BLONDES GIRLS LOOK CUTE.

WELL, I FALL FOR BRUNETTES. THEY ARE MY FAVORITES WITHOUT A DOUBT, BUT SOME BLONDES ARE HOT TOO.

ANYWAY, MY VOTE GOES TO THE BRUNETTES OF COURSE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A SEX APPEAL THAT ALWAYS FACINATE AND HYPNOTIZE ME.

MAYBE THAT IS WHY I LOVE ADRIANA LIMA AND ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO SO MUCH. HAHAH

Well thanks for your opinoins so far, and thanks for the suggestion pstroyer, I will definatly try that becuase I need more responses than this.

Def brunettes

i think shes pretty but she would look better with darker hair.. red or brown

62.

yea, she destroyed the other angels as usual. Alessandra looked second rate in that commercial compared to Adriana. I liked Miranda, but she's sorta like the baby version of Adriana. Not nearly as sexy.

Here's the caps by the way so you don't have to pause it:

www.casperchristophersen.com/vspj/

Now all I need to see is Adriana tear it up on the runway on Tuesday, opening the show and everything. Should be good :)

^ I dont think Ale looked the second best in that video...I think Mirando looked really good after Lima...and yes, I am looking forward to the show on Tuesday. Oh my fucking god, thanks for the pix. She looks so fucking hot it is not even funny...*wiping my drool*

It's good that we all have our opinions. I find facial features the most attractive though. I like nice bone structure, small nose, big eyes and lips to match. If a Brunette, red head (which btw looks really sexy) or raven haired posessed these features then comparing her to a blonde like let's say Hayden or who ever you want, the others are more appealing and attractive.
Not all blondes are dumb and not all brunettes have more hair it's just there's is more visible.
I like the blonde hair and blue eyes combo. True they have lighter eyebrows and eyelashes but that doesn't make them unattractive.
Pstroyer what did you mean by bleaching hair is a sin?

pstroyer,
i gave you a link from facebook to join, have you?

she's hot

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omega is such a loser... threatening over the net. hahaha.

^^^ stupid pussy
as you can see I am not the only one who said shit over the net.

Hey, omega -
Once again, your stupidity is amply evident. Your post is full of inaccuracies, which I will attempt to clear up for you.

"But then again you are probably some Homo who has never had or will have a woman
so you would probably enjoy that."

I'm a girl, so I don't think that will be a problem.

"I have seen brunettes with thick hair on their backs and chest where the cleavage line starts and it completely disgusting. Blondes do not have this problem."

I am not arguing that brunettes cannot have "thick hair" on their bodies. But, I do take issue when you say "blondes do not have this problem."
Exactly how many blondes have you seen? I know a ton of blondes, and some of them have VERY thick, coarse blonde hair on their backs, arms, etc.

NEWSFLASH - the amount of hair you have on your body has !!NOTHING!! to do with your hair color. You can be a hairy blonde or a hairless brunette - I have seen many examples of both. My mom has pitch black hair, and she has one of the most hairless bodies I've ever seen - she doesn't even have to shave her legs because they don't grow noticeable hair. But, my naturally blonde friend Jill has the hairiest arms I've ever seen - the hairs acually stick straight up too.

In short, omega, you are monstrously ignorant, and probably a very plain blonde girl who thinks the fact that her body is hairless makes her pretty.

Do all the brunettes laugh at you, omega?
Do they call you names?
I think they do!

Wow, I did not know that my question would start such controversy over who has more body hair, haha! I just wanted to know who you all were more attracted and drawn to. Who has more sex appeal, ect ect.

Alex
wow Now I think you fall into that hairy brunette category
I was describing no wonder you are so offended.
Brunettes on average have hairy backs, chests, and asses. Not all but a lot.
I wasn't try to group ALL of people in a certain category, that's impossible
but when I go to the beach and pool and look around at all the people that's my conclusion. I still haven't seen a blonde male with a hairy chest, have you?
That was the point I was try to make.

sorry Jax
I like blonde men, but it depends very much on other features
and personality.

I prefer guys with dark hair. I like guys who have a bit of arm, chest and leg hair.
Also stubbly guys are really hot. Never been attracted to a blonde guy.

Hey omega - Yes, I've seen blonde men with hair chests. Plenty of them.
And yes, I'm a brunette. Not a "hairy one," but a brunette nonetheless.

And I think blondes are generally ugly as crap.

what kinda question is that: brunette, no doubt about it.

Alex,
Have you ever been to Sweden.
Go there look at the women
and then tell blondes{natural} are ugly as crap
Sweden aka home of the buxom blondes

Rich or not I'd hit it.

the design on her bags looks like engorged labia

#28

too skinny

#34 is right, she is cute but that is about it. certainly not model material--last name Hearst helps for sure in that area. #'s 35 & 36 are unemployed fat desperate fuckers who will fuck anything that could wear a skirt. busted ugly bleached fried blond ugly fat trailer trash hag meth face women are "Grace Kelly" to these guys.

she looks pudgy

Hair color is only a small part of the equation.

42. Jax

I'm sure you can persuade either Moe or Jackson to set up a "blondes vs. brunettes" vote poll by sending them an e-mail (there's a "contact us" link at the bottom of this page). That way you will likely get far more answers.

yes Mari I got that pic from Joker
TG posted it also
but I gave her credit by calling the pic "The Joker"
when I saved it and sent it

*almost never

holyfuck...in the video 39posted, Lima looks out of this world. I dont think I ever saw her that hot in a video...I had to pause to look at her and all, I swear haha

yea, I thought Miranda looked second to Lima as well. When I said "second rate" I didn't mean "second best", although I can see how it could be easily misinterpreted heh.

I was not speaking literally heh

Alex
you are a fucking dumbass
I have seen brunettes with thick hair on their backs and chest where the cleavage line starts and it completely disgusting. Blondes do not have this problem.
I have never seen a blonde with hair on their chest, back, or ass like brunettes.
Some Stupid brunette wore long rise jeans, even though she had a hairy ass.
You don't know jack shit.
I swear if you came at with that baseball bat I would rape with the barrel of my Glock and then blow your head.
But then again you are probably some Homo who has never had or will have a woman
so you would probably enjoy that.

omega, did you get that pic from the joker on tfs?