Charisma Carpenter @ "Gurney's Love Letters" In Los Angeles

Mmmmmm... Cordy

She looks weird but pretty and interesting at the same time.

amazing tits!

How now crinckled brow?

She still looks good to me.

I think if you put the pic on page 2 next to a picture of the Grinch you will see a striking resemblance...

Ehh... used to look good.... she looks good on television.

Dear Gurney,

I am literally counting the minutes until I can see you again. Last night was the hottest night of my life. Thanks for not coming inside of me and thanks for sleeping in the wet spot. I've been wearing my jizz-stained sheets like a toga all day long. Everyone at Ralph's was staring at me but I didn't care because they don't know how good it feels to be wrapped up in sheets that have been doused with the essence of Gurney. I know you think I didn't like it when you spit in my face and punched me in the stomach, but I've been waiting my whole life to meet a man who would so that to me. I'm thinking about you right now and I'm hearing a gospel choir in my head. Your love makes me want to shake a tambourine. I don't know if you're really from Madrid, and something about your accent sounds fake, but I don't care, because I can barely walk today, even though that hasn't stopped me from going to the cleaners and to Petco, where my Gurney Toga fell to the ground in the fish food aisle. I hope that last night wasn't the last time I can inhale your sweet beer breath, and I hope that you call me later because I want you to punch me in the face tonight while I sucking on your enormous churro.

Love,
Lucretia

Yeah big front teeth, no upper lip, and a wrinkled forehead she's attractive all right!

I always thought she looks a bit like a frog.

nice rack though!

I know. I miss Charlie, too. I wish he would come back. He and Chuck Jr. must be on vacation.

Looking a little blah these days....but she'll bounce back.

Yay! Love her! Owww!

Dear Lucretia,

You should have told me that you had a kid. I wouldn't have gone to your apartment if I had known that you had a son. What is he, 13 years old? You told me you were 29, and maybe you are, but I get the feeling you might be older, because you tasted like Rolaids. After we were done fucking I went to take a piss and who do I see sitting on the couch but you're retarded son who told me his name was Chapin. Did you know that you're son was eating one of those six dollar cheeseburgers from Karl's Jr. at three in the morning? Where did he get it? Do you let your 13 year old son stay out all night? What kind of mother are you? I'll tell you what kind of mother you are, you are a shitty mother who is not really 29 years old and who doesn't have a 13 year old son but has a 16 or 17 year old son, an obese son, who likes to eat cheeseburgers in the middle of the night while sitting in front of the television watching skateboarding videos like a pus-filled zombie. That's why I came back into the bedroom, shoved my dick in your ass and punched you in your hairy, jiggly gunt, because you're a whore who doesn't even have the decency to fuck a stranger in the stranger's car, like I asked. Instead you had to take me back to your apartment, which smelled like cat piss, (you told me you didn't have a cat and the reason I asked is because I'm allergic to cats. That must be way I've been feeling congested all day and why my eyes are burning. So not only are you a stupid whore but you're also an insconsiderate stupid whore and that means you've crossed one of my lines.) and subject me to meeting your son, who asked me if wanted some of his fries, which leads me to believe that your son is going to grow up to be one of those men who picks up whores and strangles them in his car and dumps them off the side of the freeway and when the police ask him why he did it he'll just say that his mother was a whore who fucked strange men while he tried to eat a cheeseburger in relative peace. When this happens, and it will happen, trust me, just remember that I'm the man who told you this was going to happen. And by the way, I don't have an accent and I don't know why you would think that. I am from Hermosa Beach and my parents were from Garden Grove. If I ever see you again I really am going to punch you in the face. But you give the best blowjob I've ever had in my entire life. At least you can be proud of that.

Best,
Gurney

Ed's posts are instant classics! LOL

She's very pretty for her age. Not aging well though.

She has one of the biggest mouths I have ever seen. Her teeth are huge as well. Never thought she was that great looking. She's got a great figure, though.

check out her playboy shots...honestly some of the best tits i've ever seen. i REALLY miss her on TV.

Hate the tat on the left foot. This one is a bit like Sarah. Hot as fuck during their prime, and whilst on Whedon's set, but all these years later, they're looking pretty shithouse.

Gurney? You sure it's not Count Olaf?
Gurney's a grand mothers name!
You know I like your writing Ed, but I just have to comment.....BTW What the heck happened to Charlie?