Eva Mendes Has Cone Shaped Boobies!!

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I'm about 80% sure that is Eva Mendes...No...scratch that...98% sure.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:05pm
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Man she has a nice ass.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:06pm
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God I love those cones!

But I was disappointed when I realized it was Eva Mendes. I'm not a big fan of hers. I think she's one of the biggest buttafaces out right now.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:20pm
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OMGosh! I never would have thought that was Eva at first. Those are awful boobie, nice round ones are the best!

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:33pm
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I thought it was Jessica Biel.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:50pm
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I thought it was either Jessica Biel or Eva Mendez.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:51pm
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..and where is Phillip McCracken??Is he dead or somethin'?

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:55pm
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#4 Natural breasts are U-shaped, not O-shaped like implants. Many women achieve a rounder look with bras.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 4:56pm
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EXACTLY what I was going to say, there's no such thing as "round" natural breasts. they're more like a tear drop shape (from the front)

they're designed to be accessible to a nursing baby, not to be used as floatation devices...trust me, if they don't look baby-friendly, they're not real! (Posh's classic bolt-ons are a perfect example. nature did not design boobs that way)

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 5:01pm
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First i thought Jessica Alba,but after pic 3 and 4 it`s definetly that mendez butta

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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those conies are gonna be floppers

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 5:24pm
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Phillip McCracken is busy. Plus he usually doesn't make comments until after 4pm EST.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 5:31pm
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meh

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 6:03pm
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eva mendez got a nose job.
see her older movies.
she aint that natural.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 6:53pm
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Lol...nothing worse then exposing yourself as a virgin to the bastardly community.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 7:06pm
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Awful boobs and I don't care if they are natural!

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007 @ 9:06pm
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those are some disgusting tits

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 5:34am
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 10:38am
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man its so good to have a chest better than a hyped celebrity.

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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Well the ladies are right here. If you think breasts are round, you probably haven't gotten laid. Ever. Hard as rock implants are round, real, soft breasts are not. But Eva's are TOO cone like.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007 @ 1:39am
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Well, if you men would like to disregard the fact that natural boobs are not LARGE and ROUND, I suppose us women can also disregard the fact that your dicks are probably small because that's also what is in fact "natural".

Sunday, June 1st, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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