Caption These, Bitches! (Horny Megan Fox Edition)
Monday, December 10th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped @ the Hollywood Life Breakthrough Of The Year Awards
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''Ooh, I didn't call my rabbit egg 'thumper' for nothing...''
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she seriously has a firm grip on that award...
I would if she'd be able to dethrone J.Alba?!
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Jizz Junkie. Someone needs to slit this bitches throat and dump her off the side of the freeway. Speed freak dildo hound.
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She's beautiful, sexy, and looks smart..Love this girl!
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the very personifiction of overrated fugmonster
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"This is my O face"
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P.S she must give some amaaaaaaaaaaaaazzing head.
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"Yes, yes. It's me again the most over-rated biatch around"
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"I know, I know don't tell me. I got to lose at least 15 pounds. Such a fatty I am."
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"The only reason I stay with Brian Austin Green is his oral technique"
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"optimums prime this is A [YES] to the sex scene to the transformers sequel "
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"mmm I can't wait to shove this award up my ass"
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Goddamn. She looks like someone sucked the life outta her, in a sorta of vampire way. Ugly.
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Caption? hmmm . . .
I got it:
"Oh my God, Moe!!! Your come would gag a buzzard"!!!
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1.pic: "The devil has my soul now.I'm possessed".I mean..look @her eyes!
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she's on the size 00 hollywood bandwagon and her face is imploding...soon her fake lips will swallow it up.
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Bitch looks like she's having an orgasm.Slut.
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You must have got to be kidding me dude!
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GGrrooosss!
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See... I TOLD you it would fit.
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What the hell is wrong with Dick Nasty? She might me ugly but thats no reason to want to kill, Ugly sluts have a right to live along with beautiful sluts.
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Keep this slut away from your boyfriends.
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she's gorgeous
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hello all you idoits what is your problem with megan she gorgeous sexy and she someone i look up too........ stupid butts like u who give hollywood a bad name so you should all stop talking about someone that is 3 time more beauitful than you and defintly smarter. stop it!!!!! megan rocks!!!!!!!!!!!! she dont dress like a slut she dresss beauitful and everytime I see her her outfits rock more and more..........So stop calling her a bicth and love megan because she rocks.
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I love you haters, seriously I do. Cause your morons, you people hate just about anyone, either its because their ugly, beautiful, or have more money then you will ever have. Shes beautiful and sexy. Why do people call her a slut? what has she done to make you call her that.
If it were you, I bet you wouldn´t like half the stuff you people say being said to you. There´s something seriously wrong with you people.
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hollywood gives themselves a bad name the public just swallow it up and fork their cash over
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I don't get the fascination with this chick. And what the hell did she win an award for. Her acting sucked in Transformers.
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The only good thing about this girl is her eyebrows.
She has a weird and wide nose, fake-ass lips, messed up thumbs, and baboon boobs.
HATE.
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man, you guys are harsh. this chick is SLAAAAAAAAAMMMMIN'!!
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i just cant believe she is 4 years younger than me but her skin looks really thrown around....looks like shes gone through a dick war to get where she is
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