How Badly Does Katherine Heigl Need A Tan?
Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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LOOKS AWESOME! Flat stomach, nice chest, in shape legs. NICE
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I totally agree.
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This girl is a conundrum. Obviously smoking hot even in these unflaterring photos, but it's much better than the ones where she's smoking. If you want a piece of the Dwarf, you better buy yourself a patch darling. Otherwise you'll have to be treated like a common street whore, none of this newfangled GFE crap.
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Great body, could use a little Jergen's Natural Glow.
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She needs cock. Lots and lots of cock.
And I'm just the guy to do it.
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tan?!?!
what tan, that wouldn't fit her.
she is one damn hot chick, boobies are too big for her body, but ok,
she is still
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!
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I like girls that are pale, it's sexy when they get all excited and you can see the redness in there cheeks when you're fuck'n them!
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i would so feed homegirl the business.
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She is wonderful. Don't change a thing.
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pale is never sexy, but i like her body.
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She doesn't do it for me.
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I think she needs a good slap or two. She's such a bitch I cannot stand the sight of her. Thanks for nothing, Bastardly!
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Her bod's looking pretty nice here...
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Meh. Sloppy.
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this is so racist.. you always say white girls 'need' tans, but you would never say that a black girl is too dark.. bullshit.
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The Bastardly answer is no! Because if I was there her ass would never make it out of the house except to go to work, eat, and party! I would be spanking that until I needed Viagra!
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its not racist and i take that back,rose mcgowan looked very sexy doing that stripper dance in grindhouse, that was so hot.
and its not easy for a black girl to go lighter, unless they want to look like michael jackson, it looks worse if they go lighter, and its easy for a girl to get a tan.
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On a scale of 1 -10 with 10 being a hell yes she needs a tan? She gets a 12.
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I agree with the person that said she needs a bitch slap. She's so full of it. Setting her wedding date for the 23rd of December and then getting pissed that Patrick Dempsey wants to spend his Christmas with his family. Give me a break. I swear if that bitch gets Patrick fired like she did Isaiah (she was the driving force who so heavily publicised her hate) I'm going to beat her ass.
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Why is she standing on my front porch? I'm calling the cops.
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Thought her body would be banging, where are all those supposed curves? She looks ewww. Pale and no muscle tone.
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I think she looks fine the way she is, very annoying though.
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Don't care, I'd pound that for a month and a bucket of viagra.
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or a new styler?
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Not to mention she completely dissed Knocked Up the other day by saying she didn't like the movie cuz it was degrading to women. Don't bite the hand that feeds bitch!
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What a cocktease!
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As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit. Everyone has good days and bad days, most of her bad days are in print, and they still beat most of the good days most everyone else has. Amazingly, no one picks on her front teeth like they do Kirsten Dunst... There is a smoking hot body here, just waiting for the right person to let it out and play.
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lookin good
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This chick is so overrated. She's not that serious.
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such a sweet little muffin.. I lover her..
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This chick has fat legs
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You do not need a tan baby, just come back to bed.
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Considering the fact that she's obviously not trying to look good AT ALL, I think she looks great.
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Yeah, she's hot. Always is on Grey's, and looks good in candids too (most of them anyway). I'd have a few rounds.
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I find her ugly, especially her mouth. I think it's her teeth. Anyhoo, she looks better with clothes on.
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her house is darker than her
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41. -agreed.
I think it's refreshing to see a fair-complexioned chick without a fake tan. Besides, with that hair color, a tan would just make her look like a porn star or sorostitute. Blondes look more natural with light skin. Oh that's right, you bastards don't go for authenticity, do ya? ;)
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her body looks good..could tone up her legs a bit more and yeah her skin is too light, but I guess she can't help it.
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she's no brazilian, but she's nice looking.
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tell this chick that the sun is located outside and is skyward. i mean damn... has she been living under a rock or under water?
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I think she looks good the way she is. Fake dumb tan would ruin it all.
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EEEEYISH. Did Gollum have a female offspring?
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What she needs is a Beef Injection in all 3 holes
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kkkatherine is incredibly ugly on the inside.
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Dont agree with you (Me)........she has a good soul - good heart.......but I must say she seems a lttle arrogant sometimes........guess it goes with the fame.
I liked how she showed her emotions on emmys awards when she win the award and then thanking her mother.......so she is not a stuckup.
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shes really hot but shes looking a bit too pale here.
not that i still woudlnt do her...
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We've been agreeing that this chick is gross for months, yet she still get categorized as a babe. Stop fucking with me.
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Every time I see her in pics, I'm not sure if I want to masterbate or smoke a cigarette...both sounds better, but dangerous. What to do? What to do????
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She looks good here. Don't like her face but there is nothing wrong with being pale.
She doesn't look pasty and I'm wondering why you said she needs a tan. You wouldn't say a really dark person needs skin lighteners.
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All things considered, she looks pretty sexy in these shots. Great for morning sex.
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this broad is fugly...body looks like shit and face looks like she did 10 rounds with ricky hatton and floyd mayweather
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sexy underwear, that's about the only thing she needs.
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although I might be a bit biased since my skin is lighter than your average whitewashed wall
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legs are horrible too. bet you could see purple and green vains if you went up close. and her knees look embarrassed. maybe her knees blush...?
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Im shocked she got good comments. At least she doesn't have a man face though like most women on this website do.
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No way, fair skin is beautiful. Think of all the girls who think that they need to risk skin cancer just to look good, just sickening. Besides her skin is far from ghostly white.
You all who say she needs one are a bunch of haters, probably overweight and could never get one of the blonds tanning by your local pool anyways.
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