Ice-T & Coco: Resident Pimp & Ho @ the "I Am Legend" NYC Premiere
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This movie will either kick major ass or totally bomb @ the box office. I'm leaning toward the latter for some reason. Anyway, here's a plot summary followed by a trailer.
A man-made virus called "KV" wipes out the population of New York City in 2009, leaving virologist Robert Neville (Will Smith) the last human survivor in the city and possibly the world. Neville lives alone with his dog for three years, attempting to contact and find other possible survivors.[3] He is watched by nocturnal mutant victims of the plague. Neville was the indirect cause of the fall of man: his government-funded research helped spread the virus, and he now works to redeem himself for this folly by working to find a cure. Naturally immune, Neville realizes that two percent of the human race must also be immune. Nevertheless, many of them were killed by the infected, who became cannibalistic.[4] Neville finds himself outnumbered by the infected and running out of time. [Wiki]
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Official site
Watch two trailers
I thought only ruffles had ridges.
Beyond gross.
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Fuck " I am Legend" - a lame ass remake of Charlton Heston's bad ass "The Omega Man". Now that dude was a true pimp. Not some fake ass bojangling tool like this muppet.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Man...what Coco must be like in bed. Hell of a ride I bet.
Anyway Doom, actually "The Omega Man" was based on the book "I am Legend".
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He may have a 9 mil, but you could hide my Desert Eagle in that cleavage.
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You could hide an Armada in those silicone monstrocities.
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i'd still raw dawg it with no mercy.
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Johnny Mak...
No fucking way! Regardless, does not change my analysis... Charlton Heston is/was infinitely cooler than Will Smith will be on his best day.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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If that shirt bursts....we may need to build an Ark.
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Dr. Victor von Doom, lol "Cock voracity" awesome, and hell yeah i'd pay to see Lexington Steele lay some pipe too that ass
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haha #1 & #9
Uh - wow......and that's not meant in a good way. What the hell is she wearing?
One thing I will give her, she has a great complexion - even though she wears a crap load of bad makeup.
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why is her face so square. She looks so ugly and alien like.
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i'm so glad these two found each other... what a pretty couple.
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i loved 'the last man on earth' with vincent price. it was more entertaining than watching will smith be a douche bag on screen
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Actual pictures of Coco front... man, wheres the ass at...
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Charlton Heton is a stupid old redneck GUN NUT asshole.
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what the fuck is that THING?, and how does it think it is attractive?...there need to be a study on her peanut sized brain, because is so thick, ugly and pathetic...those tits are not normal, her ass is disgusting and she looks she was built out of some losers weird science fantasy.
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why do dudes know porn stars names (male porn stars names that is). i have never given a dude a second glance while watching porn. i may see recurring dudes, but ta catch the name is true loneliness. porn is for when your girl ain't about, not life dedication. get laid!
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Cara:
Good on you for noticing.
Nasty, nasty boobs, oh you nasty boobs - oh nasty.
Thank you Janet Jackson.
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She is definitely one of the infected.
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Johnny Mak -
as to your second comment:
mere mortal men cannot please a woman of Coco's obvious cock voracity. Literally -your dick would explode from over-stimulation.
I would pay money to see master "woodsmen" like Rocco Siffredi or Lexington Steele step to this ho and see what happens. I'm sure an enterprising porn entrepreneur can negotiate the right price/distribution deal with Mr. Ice-T.
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