NOT COOL! Pregnant Melissa Joan Hart Did a Nude Photoshoot!


The "Break-Your-Monitor" version.

These nude, pregnant photoshoots are so damn cliché & tasteless. And, the tastelessness part is magnified by a million times over when the subject of these pregnant photoshoots is borderline ugly. God damn.

And lastly, the photographer behind these should never be allowed to operate a camera again.


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22 Scandalous Comments

Ha ha ha. Now that's bastardly.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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Having said that. I actually like the second pic!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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What is she giving birth to? A sperm whale?

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:52pm
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I agree, she looks magical in the second pic, as if it was taken by David Hamilton in 1979. Here's a tip: When having sex for the first time with your Korean mail-order bride, make sure that you put on the soundtrack to Bilitis as soon as you open the kimchi shutters.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 1:57pm
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I'd drop a load on that swollen belly.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 2:04pm
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WHYYYYYY?

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 2:31pm
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My wife had photo portraits done when she was pregnant with each of our kids. I think they're beautiful, but they were done strictly for us. I can't imagine anyone else wanting to see them. I sure as hell don't want to see anyone elses.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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That's disgusting. Pregnant women need to keep that nasty shit covered. Yuck!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 3:32pm
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Sabrina got nasssssty. You're not supposed to age, look at your 500-year-old aunts Hilda and Zelda, they're hot! Zelda does soft porn.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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Okay I call for a moratorium of at least 30 years on the nude pregnant photo shoot. I think it officially jumped the shark when X-tina did it but Melissa is adding fuel to the fire.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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Ed... That's so cool of your dad to share with you... Maybe you could have a son that's your uncle...

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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Beached whale. Someone harpoon it.

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 6:21pm
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My eyes... oh no!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 7:03pm
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Another actress that should stick to oral or anal!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 7:51pm
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i think ya'll are a bunch of rude assholes for even making this site... i think these pictures are beautiful... a man must have made this site bc i know any normal woman that has had children knows better than to say anything like that about a pregnant woman. i am currently pregnant and due in april and i'm gonna take nude photos of my belly and they'll probably end up on the internet so you'll have even more to talk about... you people are a bunch of senseless pigs and i hope that one day you realize what your saying bc what goes around comes around.... thank you and have a good day

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 11:43am
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I heard from a good source that these photos came off Melissa's personal photographers website when a link was formed between the photog and the celebritybabyblog she writes for. The photos are from her 1st pregnancy 2 years ago and where supposed to be a gift for her husband and not used online. Ooops!

Sunday, January 6th, 2008 @ 7:37pm
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you idiots that completely photoshopped.

stupid people

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 9:14pm
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Great! NOW I'M BLIND!!!!!

YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 13th, 2007 @ 2:05pm
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She is HOT!!

Sunday, March 16th, 2008 @ 11:03pm
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RUBIA DE OJOS AZULES; QUIERO VERTE CONMIGO:
MARTES 1 DE JULIO 2008:
MALDITA BRUJA NO VALES VERGA:***MARIGUANA***
JAIME ENRIQUE JUAREZ PEREZ:
CALLE: JOSE JUSTO CORRO S / N.
COLONIA: VENUSTIANO CARRANZA.
PANUCO, VERACRUZ, MEXICO.

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 @ 1:06pm
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Wwiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so beautifull any else ,but thanks for the saharing

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 @ 4:52am
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I'm dumbfounded by all this negativity. The pregnant female form is an incredibly beautiful thing. If these ladies want to share their lovely roundness with the world I'm all for it.

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009 @ 10:39am
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