Bastardly Breaking News! Brooke Hogan & Fat Friend Jogging in Miami Beach!

im scared to even begin to think about what she is gonna look like when she actually HITS her mid to late 30's if this is what she looks like NOW and is like 22....very scary....

The caption doesn't say that Brooke is fat. Her friend is. Brook is in great shape -- the perfect feminine amazon.

i prefer the fatty to the amazon.

So Hulk wants to focus on his daughter's "career"? What career is that? Fake tits and bleach blonde hair....now try to latch on to some rich guy? I can't see anyone paying to hear her sing or act. Perhaps straight into hardcore porn?

she does look fucking old

Forgot about the fakies. . nevermind, not the perfect amazon anymore. :(

dude, if you can look at pic one and still think shes hot, somethings got to be wrong. i mean... chick looks hideous!

Hhaha. Petite girls always look so pathetic next to tall girls who actually have shoulders. pansy little turd.

Wow. I have no problem with Brooke, but that short little turd is really pissing me off..

Who the hell does she think she is? "Rebel/Lover/Icon" MY ASS! THIS is why tall people are superior to short people. We should slaughter all men under 5'10" and all women under 5'7" !!

Love those amazons - i was referring to all the previous posts on this girl that she's fat, and the bastardly category of "Fatties"

Also Alexandra - all women under 5'7" that's only like 15 percent of the world. at 5'6" and a half, do i make the cut?

@ # 2. According to IMDB, Brooke Hogan is 5' 11", not 6' 2" like you said. She looks not exactly fat, but "heavy".

@ # 10. About slaughtering shorties...Well...Hitler tried that with the mentally challenged ones but given the fact you were born, he failed.

lol at alexandra. you idiot.

jennyla that chick beside Brook is definately not petite. And tall women are stupid looking. Have you ever seen a tall woman with a man shorter than her thats USUALLY what happens. It looks ridiculous. I remember seeing ugly Nicole Kidman next to Tom cruise that looked outrageous. If I had the option I would rather be short than tall. And I'm actually average height. Beside's Salma Hayek, Kylie MInogue, and Shakira are all short and men love them. Women are suppose to be smaller than men. Actually that short fat girl looks more feminine than Tranny Hogan.

Brooke is the hopeless romantic type that would be willing to strap one on and do her guy up the ass.

I'd do the short chick! I like the way she forms that"O" with her mouth! I don't think she is fat and neither is JLH! Oh sorry, this post is about Brooke, her brother's favorite fantasy!

WOW!!! That girl Brooke is a 2 day job.

“My main concern in life is my son, and his situation with the boy in the car,”

What a son-of-a-bitch. He can't even call John J. Graziano by his name. He's a vegetable now anyways, so I guess it doesn't make a difference.

Isn't that Kim K. running along Brooke?

"@ # 2. According to IMDB, Brooke Hogan is 5′ 11″, not 6′ 2″ like you said. She looks not exactly fat, but “heavy”."

"Big boned"

I like her big fake Amazon titties.

I'd hose those fuckers down with ball batter like they were on fire.

Haha! Lokiman and Eve are short people. Goddamned midgets! Die, die, die!

As for FashionBitch - I'll lower the height to 5'6" just for you. :-b

Her friend is not fat, wtf

Yes she is, shorty is not obese, but overweight for sure.
Brook is very tall and big boned, not her fault that she's built this way. There are uglier girls than her, she's pretty in a plain, boring way but still pretty.

It's Yogi and BooBoo
they're off to steal some pickinik baskets and piss off Ranger Smith

she has a face that makes you think you've been staring at Ellen Barkin's face for an hour, while tripping on acid.

Why the fuck would you go jogging on crowded sidewalks in the middle of a city? Gee, do you think she wants to be photographed? And I always follow up my jog with a trip to Starbucks for some fatty latte drink!!! This bitch is a hoar.

The old man by the tree in the 1st pic is hot.

@ 22. Oh my God, you got me!!!...Ok, at least I'm fit, feminine and sexy. Plus I've never heard of short people being killed for being short. But blatant stupid (or "mentally challenged") ones like you, yes...I have. So shut up and hide yourself well if the nazis come back, you single-digit IQ fatso.

LMAO At Papi's comment @#26

Eve - actually, midget, I'm tall, slender, and my IQ runs circles around yours.
Please fall off the face of the earth, you tiny little turd.

two fat heifers whoring some pointless publicity.

stop wasting my fucking time with this shit. More Bai pls.

@ 31...You got me again! Don't you get tired of that? Please don't do that to me...You're so smart and funny and your witty responses are to die for...and now you say you're also tall and slender, OH. MY. GOD. I'm eating my heart out now!!! I'm starting to think you're Adriana Lima's secret identity. Really, Adriana, is that you???

Now, seriously...You must be really ugly and fat to defend the She-Man ("I'm tall, slender..." MY TIGHT BRAZILIAN ASS!!!). Oh sorry, you're probably not fat but "big boned" (thanks # 20).

Haha, Eve, don't you know that by getting pissed off, you're just egging me on? I thrive on your anger! Bwahahah!

As for your comments - I never said I was Adriana. I'm just not a "fatso," as per your accusations. As for defending the she-man: I don't recall doing that. I don't care either way about her; I just think her little Frodo Baggins friend is the most annoying little shit I've ever seen on this site, and that's mostly due to her shrimpish height.

You want to argue some more? I'm game! Pick a topic. :-b

Alexandra, you didn't piss me off. On the contrary, my tall friend...I do enjoy "blog scraps" and whenever I get into a fight through the internet I do so because I'm in a good mood. And I'm sure we will find something else to argue about since you will always hate me because I'm short (yet sexy) and I will always hate you for wanting to kill me. I just can't remember anything right now.

The most ironic thing about our little debate is that the little girl annoys me too. Not because of her height (obviously), but because she is fat and still tries to be the shit. And why do you want short people to die? If there weren't short people in this world, how could you be considered tall?

In any case, if you decide to put us shorties in concentration camps, please put me and Johnny Depp (5'9") in the same block (and cell).

Yes she is, shorty is not obese, but overweight for sure.
Brook is very tall and big boned, not her fault that she’s built this way. There are uglier girls than her, she’s pretty in a plain, boring way but still pretty.-----------

fuckin' A #24, i would fucking hate to see your version of what ugly is. Leni babe, go get your eyes checked woman---B. Hogan is a dog.

#37 I just think that she's not that bad and there are uglier girls than her, like Fergie or Amy Winehouse or Tara Reid (to me she's nasty), that's all. People have different taste, some think Hayden is the shit while I wouldn't want to vomit on her, just preference. I hate midgets more than anything else. I prefer a girl who is 6 feet tall than 5 feet. Simple.

And that Danielle Lloyd and Jordan (katie price) sluts are also worse looking than Brooke.

I dont think brooke h. is hideous or anything like that, but she sure as hell aint the shit or the bomb (as they used to say) either. I do think she THINKS she looks better than she actually does, and/or has no clue that people don't think she is the epitome' of feminine beauty. That would be Angelina Jolie or the late great Grace Kelly.
(not wanting to be mean, but my 2 older brothers, they think she is a huge amazon beast who looks too much like her father.)

to # 40, i agree BH is not all that good looking either, plus she is a huge ?girl? And even though angeliana jolie is very beautiful & attractive and pleasant to look at, i don't think she is a "great beauty of out time" like grace kelly is/was. dont get me wrong, Angelina Jolie makes BH look like the busted fug plastic tittied piece of dog poo she is. I just dont think angelina jolie is in the same class as Ms. Kelly. I can't really think of any current actresses who are really.

she's not even fat, she's just so tall. for being like 6'2", she's in proportion, it just appear monstrous. it's like a person that just got widened, and unlike models, she is not tall and reed-thin. i don't think people are used to seeing body types like this. that's why everyone calls serena and venus williams fat gorillas (though looking at s's biceps, i can't really argue)