Danielle Lloyd Had Sugar Daddy Birthday Sex Last Night!

One should not date one's pimp. What a shame.

she seems way more whoreish than Gemma Atkinson

mudshark....i knew it!

Sexy legs? She needs to hit the stair master before those thighs and knees start rubbing together and cause a rash. Not that rashes are anything new to her.

and the wiki says...

"She is currently dating England and Tottenham Hotspurs footballer Jermaine Defoe."

short fucker who plays for the greatest team in ingerland... she needs to do something about the dandruff

Guess I need to replace some of my navy blue, black and charcoal gray suits with purple. Guess she must be a huge soccer fan to be with him. I can see why he's with her, though. I'd take her just as she is.

So cute....but so horrid at the same time.

And you know those mutant big toes of hers are aching to get out of those heels.

she's a huge fan all right....huge fan of his WALLET.

there's a bunch of these girls that go around dating "soccer" players...its a groupie thang.

I think she may be the woman in most desperate need of a spanking I have ever seen. She needs to be bent over, thrashed, glazed and sent on her way.

Hey Moe, **NEWS FLASH** Pam Anderson is filing for divorce from Rick Salomon...you should a thread.

wtf is with all the cheap glitter and the ponytails?she thinks she`s getting young?

jermaine defoe? not a very good player, but i suppose he has money. wasnt he married or engaged not too long ago?

her face is awful, just awful, body is bang on though

shes shitty looking and stupid.

he was engaged to charlotte mears, but dumped her...and i think he earns more than 30 thousand pounds a week...

normally i think shes pretty hot, these pics her face looks different in a bad way.

I guess someone neglected to tell her that stripper tryouts are tomorrow night.

ahh youre right spasm. i was trying to remember. i think she was pretty, too.and yeah, 30000 aint much for a top rate footballer. ashley cole makes 55000, jt makes 130000 and ronaldo makes somewhere around there, ballack is 120000 and i think rooney is 90000. so yeah, hes no good.

i agree with Ed here with his #24 comment.

like i said before, NORMALLY shes pretty hot, her face in these pics looks off, but i get what hes saying, but i think if i was rich, id be wooing someone different.

but im a fucking nutcase so what do i know.

but that was one of Ed's more insightful and true comments.

Phil, yes, if you had the money and fame of some random footballer, you would be wooing someone different than Danielle, that I can conceed. Yet, even though it would be someone different, I dare to say that it would still be the same type of girl, if you know what I'm saying. When a man has the means to acquire whatever type of girl he wants, what he usually wants is what his fantasy his, since hyper-material success allows us to fund our dreams, and most men, heterosexual men who like to look at and fuck women, like girls cut from the same cloth as Ms. Lloyd here. Maybe I only think this way because I was born and raised in Los Angeles, but if I could have any type of girl, and someone offered me Danielle Lloyd, I would be very happy and satisfied. Danielle Lloyd serves one purpose and one purpose only: SEX. That's it. If you look at her in these pictures and don't understand that then you are a women. That's fine. If I was a woman and I saw Danielle Lloyd I would feel pretty insecure too.

Um just wondering, Big Papi what's a mudshark?

mud shark
a big fat white chic that goes out lookin for black men to ride.

That ho over there is a mud shark.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mud+shark

Ed and Phil, I'm a woman, and I hear what you guys are saying. Most women don't want to believe or admit the truth in your statements, but I know it is. That said, I wonder if it bothers Danielle that shes kept around only for sex. Probably not, huh.

#18!!!!!!!!!!!!, change ur name!!!!!!!!!!, yea but spurs suck.

and to the person talking about mudshark. There are also other countries in the world then USA, Where black and white people live abit more in harmony.. and England has the world's largest mixed race community(Black/white) and the offsprings have the lowest UNEMPLOYMENT rate of all miniorities in UK. I live there. Some women do not care about colour when they fall in love. I'm not calling her fling with the footballer love though.

ed what you are saying is true, and i totally agree.

and Prettykitty, i gather that no one that is famous that is used strictly for sex gives a shit as long as it keeps their possibly waning career in the spotlight.

look at Jessica Simpsons as a perfect example of this. her career has beengoing downhill since it started, and how does she stay ion teh public eye? shes a celebrity cum dumpster. this week its Tony Romo. last week it was John Mayer.

she knows shes a whore, but, by not agknowledging it, it doesnt bother her,.....

kinda like, mothers who KNOW their daughter is getting sexually abused by their father/stepfather? they KNOW but they DONT? u know what i mean?

same princeaple here with people like Danielle Lloyd and Jessica Simpson.

Michael are you talking to me? I was only talking about it because i didnt understand what it meant and then posted the definition

It doesn't bother girls like Danielle to be kept around for sex as long as they are receiving what they want in return, and who knows what that is, it differs with each girl. And mind you, I'm not saying girls like Danielle are the ONLY type that matters. They are a specific type, the type that a specific type of man likes. That being said, she could walk around in those shoes for a week and I would still slip them off of her feet and suck on her toes. I think she's insanely sexy, but I wouldn't want her raising my kids, and if I somewhow can beat this sickness I have, she's certainly not the type of girl I want to spend time with when I'm old and ready to die. She looks like she'd be a shitty companion and an even shittier nurse. But that's not what she's for. She's for soaping up in the shower and fucking in the back seat of a limo on the way to the next bar. That's her part, a part she was born to play, a part she won't get to play forever, and that's her fucking problem. Literally.

I was skimming through the pictures, and I hate to admit it, but I didn't even notice the dude in the first few pictures. My bad...

Why is she wearing a halloween costume?

I'd lick her snatch

Oh my.I would look hot in that outfit.I wann'it,I wann'it,I wann'it..

i bet it would actually look like it fit you tho wouldnt it pam? as opposed to like 3 sizes too small?

See, Danielle has cast herself perfectly in the movie that is her life. And for that she should get some credit. There are a lot of people who miscast themselves. They see themselves one way and everyone else sees them in another way. Danielle sees herself very clearly. You don't wear an outfit like that unless you intrinsically understand what type of character you're playing. And let me just say for the fifth time that Danielle's outfit is so hot she almost looks like a cartoon version of what a horny sixteen year old boy would want a girl to wear. And Pamela Sue, if you look as good in that kind of outfit as Ms. Lloyd does, all I can say is go for it. Make us proud.

Oh,yeah,Phil.I was just going to add that..

he looks like a pimp...where's his felt hat?

mudshark?......lmao @ white boys and their hating ways

I cant believe this woman gets negative comments and ugly, big tall, nasty Brooke HOgan gets good comments. This chick looks way better nasty Brooke hogan.

This outfit might be a little too costume-y, but it doesn't change the fact that this woman is great to look at. I loved her bikini shots last summer.

Chas-C it is acostume. These pics are from her birthday party, the theme was...pimps & tarts

Ugly.

Ok, back for round 2. She still looks great and I would love to make whatever amount of money is necessary to have her interested in me.

She was born to fuck and fuck she shall.

That she fucks those who would be the highest bidder, wether it be fame, attention, coke, or good old fashion dollars, only shows she has more going on in that head than it appears.

Pleny of fuck sluts like this go around sucking off losers and deadbeats out of the same attention seeking, need for make approval behavior.

I applaud that she at least realizes what those fat fake fuck balls and sweet round ass can get her.

i'd tap it on her forehead. good for her. i'm sure the way she's been passed around the footie players, she's been roasted a few times. definitely pokable tho, defoe can do better than the grape ape suit.

N1gga are you deaf? I'm a pimp named slick back, like a tribe called quest ya say the whole thing, now say it with me now.

Haha, can it be called secret? if you know she is seeking on the famous club muslimonly.com/i/registration, a muslim single seeking affairs service, you wouldn't call it is a secret..

She'll be used and on the doorstep by the morning, if not sooner. Too bad when she gets old her good looks won't be around to support her.

I LOVE her thighs!! I hate those nasty skanks with the legs so thin you could fly a plane through. Mmmmmmm meaty thighs that just touch make me sprung.

I read today that her "minder" went out with them, it seems SLAPPER, Lloyd 'the friend to every UK footballer', needs protection from all her fans? The minder did say the night went ok, with only a few poeple shouting!

I assume people were shouting "HOW MUCH"?

Another fine peice ruined by a fucking footballer! And not a very good one at that.

I understand she is very big into butt sex. But then Ballers are pretty much all bi-sexual so they love these chicks.

Hersy Highway, here she comes!

Your sadly deluded, insecure souls couldn't handle her anyway. LOL

I wanna hit that so bad.

Is that guy a footballer? Who is that?

It's been minus temperatures these past weeks, but why let that stop you from dressing like a *censored censored censored who censored censored censored and censored!*

(ha ha ha, it wasn't really, but I thought I'd better rein in)

Bastardly match: Gemma vs Danielle. I choose Gemma.

30,000 pounds a week - thats peanuts!

Thank you Moe, i looked up this definition too...

" A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks:

Type I Mud Sharks (the most common) are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man.

Type II Mud Sharks (less common) are good-looking girls (usually blonde) who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man. Usually type II's are trying to make daddy mad.

eg.
Man, yo' mamma's so ugly she could be a type I mud shark. How's your brother Tyrone doing?"

Have no idea what some of you are saying about her face, but maybe that's because I'm a straight male. This girl is hot from head to toe, I'd put my head right between those incredible thighs of hers.

Danielle Lloyd walks into a bar. The barman says;

"Why the long face?"

Most of you are insane. This girl is hot. Everything about her. There's a reason why rich and famous men, who can pick and choose who they want on an hourly, daily basis, want to be with a girl like this. It has nothing to do with her personality, and it has nothing to do with how beautiful she is. Danielle Lloyd is the ultimate accesory for the Alpha Male on the go, and all one rational person has to do is look at her outfit and her face and her tits and the length of her skirt to figure out why.

You can tell that she has a big heart. I'll bet he has a big one too.

Jermain Defoe is actually a good player you know..