From The Bastardly Archives... 3 Years Ago!

Y would i wanna see chit from three years ago, u idiots!

if i there was a female prototype she would definitely be it for me. Her body is ridiculous. *loves being latin/black * We have the best looking females on the fuckin planet.

Dat_DoOd,
Not according to the female fashion ugilies troop that marches these site. These women have "thunder thighs" (gayest term I've ever heard), their asses are too big, their figures are not proportionate, and whatever other horseshit they come up with that didn't involve a penis behind it.

Women should look as if puberty never came around like Rachel Bilson or like tall toothpicks with man-like faces with no hips and barely an ass in sight like that Alessandra Amboriso and her legion of fug.

I'd sprain my tongue in her ass.

actually, if you really look, she doesn't have wide hips and her shoulders are slightly wider...I think she looks GREAT!!! Most men I know love full thighs and ass on a woman, it's sexy. The secret is to NOT work out your upper body like Biel..just keep the muscle on the lower body and instant sexiness..big boobs help alot too.

What I have always hated on a woman is a flat, wide ass and a tiny tiny upper body (like 2 different people screwed together)...they can be skinny or fat..doesn't matter, just GROSS and unsexy.

Sara Shahi or whatever has the same body (roughly based on my memory and she's so friggen sexy too)

i dunno about what johnnymak is speaking of, but i think this woman is hot and anyone who has sight should think so too.

dude u should do a thing on the anchor from philly who just got arrested for hitting a NYC police officer at like 2am.

apparently she sent like half naked pictures to some married dude, her names Alycia Lane

You don't know what I'm talking about prettykitty?

Here's some education: http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/05/17/jackie-guerrido-people-esp...

Check out those comments.

clearly those people are retarded. although there weren't as many haters as i expected, and some of them were men, which is interesting. i cant speak for others, but as a woman i find this woman to be beautiful and sexy.

I'd eat her Mexican asshole and yank a big load of ball batter all over those fat Mexican tits.

If you remove the sagging fake tits
she would be a 9.5 out of 10

I hate fake crap.

#4 Johnny Mak, lol fuck em. They can h ave their skeletons and thier pancake booty hoes for all i care mayne.

I know the two guy who mentioned they like curvy girls
but this girl is on the slim side, if you ask me
she is almost an ironing board with no hips.
and the curves she has, she actually bought them.
So liking this and saying bad things about slim/slender girls sort of makes you
look like hypocrites, FYI

I'm a catty woman and this girl seems about perfect to me (if her bobs are real and even if they're not..who cares). She's half model type and half latina va va voom..perfect for every one on your Christmas list.

There is not a guy on the planet that would turn that down.

Sorry omega, i suggest you either youtube or google her. The only thing she "bought" were her breast. She was blessed with a set of delicious hips, thighs and ass (as most black/latin women are). Basically curves for days. So what you just said sorta makes you look like a blind moron FYI.

Dat Dood
if you read my comment # 12
they only thing I said she bought was her tits
I know those big thighs, hips, and butt are hers.
At least learn how to read, we know you can't spell.

I know big tits and butts are sexy and a turn on for men
but big thighs and hips????
big thighs have cellulite and with wide hips you can't fit into jeans your size and you could land a plane on those wide hips.

"she is almost an ironing board with no hips. and the curves she has, she actually bought them."

This is wtf you said right? NO WHERE in that statement does it come across that "you knew her hips, thighs, and but are hers." idiot. Nice try. There are plenty of beautiful women who maintain their "big hips and big thighs and asses" and are kept in great shape. Now you are sounding just like the rest of these uncultured ass clowns that are probably from a predominantely white suburb of some sort that think beauty is grown women walking looking like 12 yr. old boys. You can keep that shit.

And trying to check someone's spelling and grammar on the internet is the lamest last resort at trying to "win" a debate. This is not a Yale English literature class, this is a blog site, this is the fuckin internet buddy..nobody cares about doing spell checks every post.

^^^
that was comment #14
READ #12
the only thing I said was fake were her tits

hey, its "titty-Yackie"!

Currently fucking that reggaton guy, Don Omar.

Hell, I even think they're getting married or something.