Jailbait Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant. Baby-Daddy is 19.



So yes, you guys probably saw this on every other site already, but it'll be interesting to hear the Bastardly take on all this jailbait drama.



"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he." [OK Magazine via Yahoo!]




How fucking greedy do you have to be to sell your jailbait pregnancy story to the tabs? I mean, I'm betting she got paid tip-top dollar for keeping her mouth shut about it. I bet it was the baby-daddy's idea.

Regardless, if you guys are worried about the kid, please don't be. Jamie-Lynn, like any other wise 16 year old mother-to-be, wants to raise her kid up in Louisiana so "so it can have a normal family life." Aaaw, how thoughtful for her.


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like sister like slut

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:42am
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These hillbillies are too fucking rich for this shit. Rich 16 year old tramps have abortions or go into hiding and give the kid up for adoption or pretend its a sibling. These people are the biggest horde of trailer trash ever!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:49am
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See, if she would have been enrolled in school like every other girl her age she would have learned to let the guy finish in her mouth and that way you wont get pregnant.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:51am
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Ohhhhh my. Ohh my word. Lily Allen is preggers too. This is nuts, but I'm sure the little bb will have a better life than Sean P. and Jayden J.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:02am
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POOOOR THING.... is nor inusual that 16 old girls have sex... but... at least take good care of your self!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:03am
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Well I am totally shocked. This family really doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:12am
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#10 nailed it.

I tell you what though if I was banging that cute little piece of ass and she begged me to cum in her pussy with that sweet southern drawl I'd shoot so much in her it would come out her nose.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:31am
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she knew she had no future in music
or acting
so scandal it is

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:34am
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s-s-SLUT. wow. she's sixteen, can't she keep her pants on or use a condom?? jeez, even britney had the sense to wait a little longer.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:38am
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Learn your lesson girls - give up that ass; no babies

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:45am
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Hell yah!!! I'd hit it too!!!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:48am
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Those pictures aren't recent. She looks really young in these.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:59am
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I'm just sad I didn't get to do it myself.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:18am
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Haven't these people heard of birth control? GOD DAMN! There are sooooo many kinds of birth control. She wanted this to happen. Sad. Didn't think there was anything left to do than get pregnant like sis.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:21am
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now and days its not normal, but before girls use to have babies at 12 years old, but people had shorter life span back then.

her boyfriend is 19 and what an idiot, couldnt he had used a condom, out of those two he is responsible, she is 16 and immature.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:37am
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Is the bf really 19? I've seen 17, 18 and 19 so which is it? I can't say I expected this but I'm not surprised. A lot of girls get pregnant when 16 but it's not a good thing. Especially when you have the opportunity to accomplish much more in life than the average person. That family seems messed up. As wealthy as they are they still act like dumb hillbillies. A person doesn't have to be a stuck up snob when wealthy but they are too far in the other direction. My advice is don't ask for parenting tips from Britney.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:47am
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Her face looks old in these pictures. Dark brown eyes and dark brown eyebrows look retarded with bleach blonde hair. Looks like the trailer trash she was destined to be. Can't wait for the black roots to come in.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:58am
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ya know what ive had time to think this over

and i think it is a joke by the spears family

they cant wait to tell the media HA-HA WE GOT YOU THIS TIME.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:32am
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they want to screw over OK magazine like OK magazine screwed them over with the details of that disastrous Britney interview

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:32am
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hehe like u didnt have sex at 16 u over judgemental bastards. but she is a dumb bitch. atleast take the pill, she has the money for it. too late.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:55am
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Just two thoughts:
1) She met him at church.... WTF!!!???
2) Her boyfriend legally raped her because she is 16 and he is 19.....

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:01am
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1st off, in this day and age, i sincerely doubt that she doesn't know about birth control. and no, i don't think she's immature at all. even 10 year old girls know about sex and the consequences of doing it. we're living today, 2007, not 30 years ago. where the fuck has she been hiding?

i can't believe that she's "surprised" that she's pregnant. surprised my ass. if you fuck without some kind of birth control, expect to get pregnant. is she really thaaat stupid?! and she's supposed to be a teen-age role model?! ain't that a bitch!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:17am
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(banjo playing)

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:29am
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this means that Ali Lohan is looking at a future where she OD's right?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:42am
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Phil, daddy won't go to jail because mini-me britney won't testify. She makes enough from her gay ass kiddy shows to support the bastard on her own. What a role model she will be. I can see it now.....morning routine...roll out of bed around 11am and go get a frappucino. Baby is stuck in crib in a diaper full of shit until the part time nanny comes over around 2pm. Later in the evening, she's out drinking underage at the LA clubs until closing time.

She's probably already broken off the fling from the daddy and now she's likely dating some 30yo D-list dude (lucky fuck), who can cum inside her all day long. After all, she can't get any more pregnant now. All he's doing is basting the baby.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:43am
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How do you know she didn't use birth control? Maybe she did and it failed (unlikely, but possible). Some girls avoid the pill because it creates a hormonal imbalance. It personally made me suicidal, so I require my partner to be protected. Also, the age of consent is 16 in most states.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:51am
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just cause #45 mentione dit....

here ya go...

"California

The age of consent is 18, with a misdemeanor if the minor has less than 3 years of difference with the major. Penalties increase if the minor is under 14 and the major is above 21."

so if they concieved in California, 16 -19 is 3 years, so techniclly its a felony under california law.

Louisiana is 17.

so, in both states she lives, California, where she makes her TV show, its 18, Louisiana where she grew up and is going to live, its 17.

again, someone explain to me why this dude ISNT going to jail?

someone page Chris Hansen for an answer maybe?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:58am
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PS heres the Lousiana Law....

§80.1. ;Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile

A. Misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile is committed when a person who is seventeen years of age or older but less than nineteen years of age has sexual intercourse, with consent, with a person who is fifteen years of age or older but less than seventeen years of age, when the victim is not the spouse of the offender, and when the difference between the age of the victim and age of the offender is greater than two years.

so its a FELONY in California and a Misdemenor in Louisiana.

either way, its ILLEGAL in both states that the Spears' claim to reside in.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:01am
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I checked up the age of consent, as well. I swerved around answering your legal question, message 47, because I'm just as confused as you are. I'm guessing her stardom has something to do with it, though.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:21am
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yep, crazy, its fucking SICKENING to me to know that this dude is gonna get away with CLEARLY breaking the law JUST Cause Jamie Lynn Spears is a CELEBRITY.

i head a story recently about a guy who when he was was 19 and got a blowjob from his 17 year old girlfriend, and got FOUR YEARS IN JAIL.

they lessened the sentence term for oral sex in the state, but REFUSE TO COMUTE HIS SENTENCE.

but this 19 year old gets a 16 year old PREGNENT, its CLEARLY AGAINST THE LAW that they had intercourse and chaces are he WONT be going to jail?

wow talk about some serious hypocracy.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:27am
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ok my last post i was WRONG.

it was a 17 year old who recieved a BLOWJOB from a 15 year old, and got sentenced to 10 YEARS MANDATORY.

he was serving, they refused to commute his sentence last time i heard, but apparently they overturned it, 4-3...LOL 4-3? so 3 of the 7 judges RULED THAT HE SHOULD HAVE TO SERVE 10 YEARS FOR BEING 17 and GETTING A BJ FROM A 15 YEAR OLD.....and hes free.

but regardless, he served more than TWO FUCKING YEARS!!!!!

so why is it that this dude who was 17 getting head from a 15 year old gets a 10 year sentence in jail, but rightly released after WAY TOO LONG, but TWO YEARS, but this dude gets a 16 year old preggers, which is CLEARLY ILLEGAL in the 2 States the Spears' reside in, but hell be spending the next 2 years in a fucking mansion in louisiana?!?!?!?

the kids name was Genarlow Wilson if you want to read more about it.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:34am
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How the hell is she supposed to do abortion? U crazy people, she is 12 weeks pregnant.

Anyway she is just crazy like her sister. CRAZY FAMILY!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:42am
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well Crazy, i guess i could be considered Middle Class, but i can guarentee you if when i was 19, i went and got a high school what? Sophomore? preggers where i live, or got caught getting head from one, i wouldve went to jail too.

i just find it sickening honestly. i think that the family of that wilson kid should read the Jamie Lynn Spears saga, if this guy DOESNT go to jail, which we all know he wont, they should turn around and use it to sue the state they live in for LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY, cause, while what he did was admittly illegal, giving him 10 years in jail, of which he wound up serving TWO, and this dude WONT GET ANY jailtime, i think they have a good case for abuse of the rights of a US citizen, since again, how come it was wrong for him to get head from a girl 2 years his juinor, even if said act WAS illegal, but, the goverment ISNT prosicuting the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' kid when it is CLEARLY against the law.

as that guttermouth song says....If i lived in a perfect world....

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:47am
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This is going to sound rather conservative coming from your man Victor, but I think its good that she is keeping the baby and putting this story out for other teens to see. Abortion is horrible, and if other little girls see this then they might think twice about having their spawn murdered in the name of convenience.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:06am
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American Sex laws are pretty fucking stupid as is. It seems to me that it is basically only America with the strict sex laws.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:15am
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in my country nobody goes to jail...

you have strange laws

And I don't understand, is it so difficult to buy the pill or other methods?

here, you go to the pharmacy and buy them, no questions asked

or go to the doctor, no big deal

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:48am
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everyone should have seen this coming.
some are going to be thinking/saying OMG Jamie Lynn is pregnant, but really this isnt shocking news.
back in the summer there were rumours of her beung pregnant, but apparently she just missed her period and she wasnt pregnant. red flag right there to Jamie Lynn's mother, hello your 16 year old daugter is having sex! obviously she didnt care, and Jamie Lynn and this lucky SOB continued banging.
be interesting to see what Jamie Lynn says in the interview. she will probually say something like how she wants to be smart and do the right thing.. duh stupid little slut, the right thing to do would have been to NOT get pregant. as talented as she is/was at singing and acting, shes nothing but a dirty little trailer trash now.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 9:07am
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If she was emancipated from her parents, would she be of legal age for sex? Maybe she is. I read they're living together, too. But, I thought this pregnancy rumor was several months old. Disney has a knack for turning out teenage prostitutes. Keep your eyes on Miley. She's getting up there in age.

I'm from South Louisiana, and between our crooked politicians and these Spears girls, I am totally embarrassed. We're not all like that. Most of us are hard-working people who don't party all the time or have thousands of dollars in our freezers.

We have a new governor coming in a few weeks, and we're praying he's the savior we've been looking for.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 9:49am
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What the fuck is wrong with this family???

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:14am
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I'm totally disgusted!! Ewwwwwwwwwww

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:27am
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All the teen magazines need to advice their readers to either take a load in the mouth or in the ass, that way you don't end up like lovely jamie lynn.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:55am
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Abort that shit ASAP. This is wrong on so many levels, I can't begin to express my disgust.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:58am
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Many of you are assuming that the guy is 19. Is he really 19? I keep seeing different ages listed for him (17-19). How the hell is abortion a classy thing to do? It's an option but I wouldn't boldly state it's the classy thing to do. How do you know it is what charm school did you go to?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:01am
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mud hen are you seriously that stupid? Neither is a classy option, but do you think this baby will turn out normal being raised by a 16 year old? Do I really have to explain, use your brain ,will you?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:16am
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Nothing a good boot to the stomach can't cure.

"Doc Martin, paging Doc Martin."

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:27am
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I was asking Carolina in comments #34, 35 who types in all caps abortion is the classy option. That opinion is easily debatable and to say that as if it is fact is stupid.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:29am
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#55, yes, she is twelve weeks pregnant, so the only problem is your math. She isn't even 3 months pregnant, she still has time to abort. She can even say she had a "miscarriage" if she's embarrassed.

Also, I don't think a 19 year old boy is any more responsible than she is, a 19 year old with a penis is a dangerous thing, I blame the girl's momma, as others have said, she needed to teach the girl to either abstain, use birth control, or take it in her ass or mouth. You can't expect a 19 year old boy not to shoot it in a Spears' girl's pussy if he gets the chance, human men are no different than dogs and apes, and if the girl is rich and famous, and has an older sister you've wanted to bang since you were 12, it's hard for a 19 year old boy (who's probably dumb to begin with) to fight those primal urges.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:34am
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Why is it such a big deal for this girl but when Beyonce's sister Solange got knocked up everyone thought it was cool? remember she had a baby at 17 so she was also 16 when got pregnant

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:51am
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To the idiot that is jealous that he can't have 16 year old pussy:

The 19 year old boys tend to not obsess about the age of pussy, because just about any available pussy is good enough. You obviously never got any so now you are old and wish you could find your youth inside of some young cunt. Get a life. Young people are bad lays, so it is obviously a defeciency in yourself you are looking to compensate for, dickhead.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:58am
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i really, really, REALLY couldn't give a fuck...

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:00pm
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PROSECUTE HER BOYFRIEND.

TOSS HIM IN JAIL.

IDIOTS.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:16pm
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Maybe Britney can give her parenting lessons and they can take turns baby sitting each others little bastards. Both Britney and her hoar sister should have learned to take the load in the mouth so they wouldn't re-produce. We don't need anymore hillbilly white trash running around and now we got both Britney and her sister re-producing. Just great, a whole generation of teens looking after these cum hungry hoar bitches.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:37pm
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you have all missed the most likely way in which she was knocked up. i highly doubt it was penis vagina sex. she is a christian. she met the baby's daddy at church. like all good christian teenage girls she wants to remain a virgin. so, she has anal sex. daddy's shit stained cum probably leaked into her twat. or he accidentally pumped once or twice in the 'wrong' hole. now, i'm almost positive that is what happened.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:56pm
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Way to out-do your sis Jamie. Your career is officially over before it even got started. The mom is really to blame. Such a bad mom. Didn't you teach your daughter about birth control?

She won't get an abortion either. As a quasi celeb its not even an option.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:11pm
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#79

Nobody thought Beyonce's sis was cool when she got pregnant. Everyone was trashing on her too.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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Why the fuck didn't the Spears Family die during Hurricane Katrina or the California Wildfires????

I always had a feeling that Jamie-Lynn was a little dumbass. This just confirms it. You CANNOT grow up normal having Brit-Brit as an older sister, you just can't.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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[She won’t get an abortion either. As a quasi celeb its not even an option.]

But a "miscarriage" is.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:23pm
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I knew she could out-white trash Britney if she tried. Smart kid. With that unibrow and the Spears floppu boob genetics, who will want her in another 5 years???

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:36pm
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beccy parle you kiss ash bitch told you she will become up the duff you said she is so inncent she a slag whore.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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Like so many girls her age, she got pregnant while banging away. I know this one girl that got pregnant while having sex. Later when I was much older, I got my wife pregnant while we were fucking. It's a cruel world with so many ways to get pregnant.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:57pm
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Had she been practicing A2M, this never would have happened. Shame on her Mother and sister for not teaching her this.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:40pm
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the dumb bitch wants to be just like Shitney.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:02pm
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Her mother probably signed off some sort of marriage thing (if you're married there is not statory rape / corruption of a minor)...
What happens if you happen to be in a different state when the act took place?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:04pm
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"White Trash yall" so I gess zoe101 is all dun.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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the bottom line is, the father should go to jail, they should do the kid a HUEG favor and put it up for adoption.

as for Zoey 101, i read a story about the season finale, its a cliffhanger....maybe they will write it in?

hey u never know.

either way....... Jail for the father, and a place on the Registered sex offender data base...and for gods sake, start the kids life out right, PUT IT UP FOR ADOPTION AND DONT LET IT GROW UP IN THE SPEARS FAMILY....

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:38pm
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wish it was mine, damn

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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fucking inbred trailer-trash whore. runs in her family.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 7:13pm
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this family has good morals with britney having two kids and losing control and now her younger sister being pregant at 16 with a 19 year old boy.

this family has lost all control and they have more problems coming. like bis sis to little sis.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 7:27pm
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whats the odds that jamie has more kids than britney does by the time she hits the age britney is now?

seeing this also reminds me of the Begining of "Idocracy" mike Judges' predictions might actually be coming true....cause the spears family is SO that family in the begining of that movie...

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 7:34pm
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i might be off on the law for this, but Jamie Lynn is too young to give consent for sex, doesnt the consent then come from her mother? so if the mother wanted this fella charged he would be, but if she doesnt then he wouldnt be??

as for Beyonce's sister Solange(thats a name?), and not to sound racist.. but she might not get as many people caring because shes black, and shes also not on the same celebrity level as Jamie Lynn.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:21pm
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Comments off?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:42pm
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comments off?????
really for this girl???

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:53pm
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i wish i was the baby daddy =] lol

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 9:04pm
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104 and 105.....the point was to click the picture BACK to THIS THREAD (the original) which you guys DID, and keep THIS conversation going as opposed to starting a NEW THREAD....

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:29pm
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her entire fan bsae have more than likely heard about it already and all of the parents have probably called her a little trailer trash skank like her sister the family should be stripped of their money and get the same medical attention that a horse with a broken leg gets

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 12:10am
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OO FUCK I WOULD LOVE YOU FUCK HER LOOSE VAGINA TEAR THAT SHIT UP.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:40am
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Well, well, well. The apple doesn't fall far from the whore.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:51am
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Jamie-Lynn isn't just a slut: she's a STUPID slut.

See, I'm 43. They've had birth control pills for longer than I've been alive. A few weeks ago, I learned that condoms date back centuries.

And yet Jamie-Lynn (and in fact, a fair percentage of Western women) can't find the brains to avail themselves of modern technology. They can't remember to take the pill, and apparently in the heat of the moment, they can't be counted on to remember to take five seconds to put a condom on the guy.

You can be in favor of or against abortion, but frankly it should never reach that stage. Only the most devout Catholics don't use birth control: I was married to a Catholic woman for 13 years, and trust me, she and all her Catholic friends used birth control.

Any girl who asks can get the pill very inexpensively. Anyone who walks into a drugstore can walk out with a box of condoms for almost nothing.

To not have the brains to be able to do either one of these things is just plain STUPID.

Forget being yet another skanky member of an incredibly skanky family. Jamie-Lynn spears is just plain STUPID.

Maybe the Muslims are right, and women would be better off as men's property. They certainly couldn't be worse off than when they're left to make their own decisions.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:07am
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Ana

Why is it such a big deal for this girl but when Beyonce’s sister Solange got knocked up everyone thought it was cool? remember she had a baby at 17 so she was also 16 when got pregnant

Ana, Solange was 18 and married, when she gave birth. Plus, she's not the biggest "tweener" star in America. Solange was known as Beyonce's sister, not really anything else. Jamie Lynn Spears is more famous at 16 than Britney was.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:34am
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I'd do her whore mom. She's hot and skanky

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:21am
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the spears family make the beverly hillbillies look like royalty.......then again they come from the louisiana swamps....it's a miracle they are not inbreeders...YET........

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:29pm
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beccy parle go fuck off jamie the up the duff little slag you tramp

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:05pm
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that lil sluty trailer trash bitch is just going to follow in brit steps and be like her sis and k fed and she damn sure aint about to be gettin any jobs since every body on fell the same

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:29pm
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one comment to end the all: god I wanna smash your fuckin face in to the back of your head

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:37pm
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" oh jamie,oooh baby,uh,oh god,oh thats it princess,MMMnnn,oh jesus fuckin christ suck me sweet stuff!,aagghhh,oh,oh.......oooh motherfucker! agghh,agggghhhhhhh! here it comes you littlle cunt ,swallow it all!!!" ( squirt,squirt,squuuiirrtt,squirt,squirt squirt)

jamie: "mmmmpphh! MMMmnnnnn,gulp gulp gulp gulp gullllllp! oh daddy that was good!
I wanted to taste my boyfrinds sperm but he did it in my pussy!
I love you daddy!!"

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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To #115:

What did this retarded comment mean? "the spears family make the beverly hillbillies look like royalty…….then again they come from the louisiana swamps….it’s a miracle they are not inbreeders…YET…….."

Have you ever been to Louisiana or are you just going by what you see on TV? Kentwood is nowhere near the swamps. It's a little country town. The French Quarter isn't near a swamp either, in case you were wondering. And, not everybody in South Louisiana is a redneck, an inbreeder, or speaks with a Cajun accent.

Quit watching movies and look at a map. Or, just come visit this lovely state.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 12:28am
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Girls learn a lesson form her - LET HIM PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 2:29am
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IT'S HER FATHER'S BABY YOU IDIOTS!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 10:31am
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I heard on the news this morning that Nick is considering to do a pregnancy special on Zoey 101, I'm not quite sure how they're going to carry that out. I thought Nick would be pretty embarrassed about the incident, though now in seems they're just soaking in the attention, as is Jamie Lynn as she supposedly agreed to do a photoshoot with OK magazine for $1 million dollars or so after the child was born. Pretty sick if you ask me, do people actually think it's sweet that a sixteen year old girl is pregnant?

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 3:48pm
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I heard on the news this morning that Nick is thinking about doing a Zoey 101 pregnancy special, which I have no idea how'll they'll be carrying that out. It actually surprises me to
see that it doesn't seem that Nick is embarrassed by this, but taking this situation lightly and soaking in the attention, much like Disney with Hudgens. Can't say Jamie Lynn is much better, since she agreed to do a photoshoot with OK magazine for $1 million or so after the baby is born. I mean, do people actually think it's sweet that a sixteen year old is having a child? Hopefully she doesn't do those nude preg photos like Shitney did when she was expecting.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 3:54pm
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thats sick doing a school girl pregnancy its not jerry springer its for children and teens so they should not do that at all in the uk people want her show banned!!!!

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 12:45pm
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so is she dropping out of school? great

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 12:41pm
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Jamie Lynn Spears is pregant. But who r we to judge..?? she's 16, so yeah mayb she may not be old enough for sex..because the legal age in Louisiana is 17, BUT Jamie Lynn is in a loving long term relationship, so why our people saying it is wrong..?

I still dont understand why jamie lynn herself is saying pre-marital sex is wrong..I dont agree with it myself.

anyway gotta go

luv yas xx becky xx

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 4:19pm
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there is something i have to say to all you people who are bagging on jamie first of all she has been wit her boyfriend for 2 in half years so no she ain't no hoe and she ain't her sister her sister has 2 kids and she don't take care of them she wont even go to court to try and beable to see her kids atleast jamie will be brave and take responsablity for her actions and you guyz swear you guyz never had sex

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 @ 6:24pm
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I completly agree with the last comment, she is one of the only people on this site who is'nt slagging jamie lynn off!!

luv yas xx becky xx

Thursday, January 24th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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I am SERIOUSLY confused. My friend, whom is 17, starting having sex with her boyfriend at 15 and I'm sure A LOT of teenage girls have had sex by the age of 16, EVEN 14. So, just because she's famous, she gets hollered for it. And I really don't think that is fair at all. My mom's friend had an abortion at 14, even. Most teenage girls do not keep their virginity until their legal much less marriage. I know a lot of people that have had sex, and I don't see them any differently. Sex is a natural thing, or WAS a very, very, very long time ago. Sex is everything now, and it has changed from a natural, beautiful thing to a nasty, disgusting thing unless you are married or legal. Whatever, she's pregnant, talk about something else for God's sake. Are you related to her? No. It isn't your problem to deal with. Stop calling her a slut, hoebag, skank, and many other worse things. She is none of the above. She had sex at a young age, big deal. Many TV shows even promote teenage sex. Like The O.C., I love it, but Marissa and Summer both lost their virginity at 16, even Seth, and Ryan had it even younger. Yes, it's a fictional TV show, but it's also very realistic because most teenage girls do not keep their pants on for very long after they get a boyfriend.

And do not even say abortion is a classy thing to do, SHIT NO! Maybe sometimes abortion CAN be necessary, but that is very rare cases. For the love of God, she made up her mind, and it's a good thing to do. What about the child that couldn't decide for it's own life? It had to die because the mother couldn't handle having a child? That is sick.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 @ 4:38am
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fuck, I just read about that somewhere else. I literally felt like throwing up. At 16, not only is she having sex but she is having a fucking baby...motherfucking trailer trash family...represents America just the way it is supposed to be

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:43am
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Its too bad because this little slut was hot. SHe was going to eventually do porn and maybe she still will. THe hoar.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:49am
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the guy that knocked up lily allen is such a creep. i met him at a party last year and he wouldnt keep his hands off me and was following me around all night, i was so grossed out cus hes almost 40. wayyyy to go lily =/

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:04am
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This family has to have a curse of catching a bad one in the tabloids or something.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:15am
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Some people say she looks like Elvis Presley.I've seen it too.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:36am
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Tapper's right...that dude, who should be in jail, is saying to himself and all his friends, "Hell yes I'm the man! I effed that little girl and took her virginity and now she carrying my kid and I'll never do jail time 'cause guys who bang underage celebrity chicks NEVER do jail time! I...AM...DA....MAN!!!"

The first time Britney got pregnant, I said to people to watch Jamie Lynn because she wants to copy her big sister slut and be just like her. Money and fame make these "celebrities" and their stupid parents immune to reality.

White Trailer Trash Sluts.

Watch out for Dakota Fanning, Emma Roberts, Lindsay Lohen's younger sister, the younger underage sisters of Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens younger sister, even Dakota Fanning's younger sister, etc, etc, etc..........it's an epidemic, baby!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:39am
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It's the worst fear of every sixteen year old girl. I know a lot of people are saying they respect her for not getting an abortion, but I don't. She should get an abortion, and tell that story to OK! magazine. I would admire that much more, since people are usually so secretive about abortions. Really, abortions are the respectable and classy thing to do.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:47am
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k-fed might be the dad.. that bastard keeps reproducing,,

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:49am
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that's fucked up that this chick who's an idol to a bunch of young girls who watch her shows is now pregnant. oh well, good thing for the bastardly, 'cuz if she's old enough to get knocked up there's no way she's jailbait anymore!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:22am
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Well, at least now we know she puts out.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:43am
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ahahahhahahahahahhahaahahahahahaahhahah

this is funny shit

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 2:49am
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Her BF is a lucky bastard!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:11am
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Yes my name will go down in history as HOEBAG: THE PERSON WHO FIGURED OUT THE JAMIE LYNN PREGNANCY LIE

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:33am
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John was the 1st person BESIDES me to catch this so.....

uh, someone want to explain to me what the father ISNT going to jail?

last time i checked, 16 ISNT legal, and, her being pregnent, pretty much proves that he had sex with an underage girl.

while i REALIZE its only 3 years, still, last time i checked, being above the legal age, and having sex with someone UNDER the legal age is ILLEAGAL.

someone want to try and explain to me why hes NOT getting prosicuted for statutory rape?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:04am
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"Jamie-Lynn, like any other wise 16 year old mother-to-be, wants to raise her kid up in Louisiana so “so it can have a normal family life.” "

OOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK...

so let me get this straight, shes giving up what would be MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in hollywood movies, and tv shows, and prolly a music CD, as shes the next "tween loved star" to get the money for being talentless, but shes popular, to go raise her kid in LOUISIANA?!?!?!?

ok people, if anyone believes THIS, then not only do you believe it is a 100% truth that Ashley Tisdale had a nose job for a "Deviated Septum", but you will then believe ME when i say i have a 14 inch cock, and, while im writing this im multi tasking, as ive got said Ashley Tisdale riding said 14 inch cock, and, ive got Lily Allen sitting on my face, and ive got the keyboard on my stomach and im typing this shit blind.

give me a fucking break.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 4:53am
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Yep, it's unfortunate. The rich get worshipped and the poor get ditched. You must be the former if you want the government to respect you.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:36am
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Philip, I actually enjoy reading your commentary, but god damn I can't stand it when people spell probably like that. It's almost as bad as spelling lose, "loose". Not that you do. Other than that, you've got some intelligent things to say. Nevertheless, flame away, people. I know it's coming.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:47am
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#15 totally hit the bulls eye!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:25am
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Just wait until that lil bugger comes rippin' down the birth canal!

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:19am
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haha he's from her church
hahahaha i dunno what to do but laugh
i felt sorry for her for a moment, but that lasted like 2 secs and now im just like.. wow how did lil sis outdo big sis in terms of white trashiness and stupidity. and so young! think of all the husbands and babies and upskirts and car accidents and dui's to come. this is nuts hahaha

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 9:27am
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Maybe the mother figures she'll never see SPF or JJ ever again, so she made Jamie-Lynn get knocked up so she can have a grandbaby. She probably plays bingo with a bunch of grandmothers that show off pics of their grandchildren and she's just jealous. She seems like that type.

She needs to be the poster-child for how NOT to raise children. She lives through her children, much like Lindsey Lohan's mother. These girls have lost their childhoods, and they turn to alcohol, drugs, and sex for the love they probably never received at home. As a mother myself, I think I feel sorry for these girls.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 10:28am
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Their stupid-ass mom, Lynne

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:02am
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It runs in the family...

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:35am
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Redneck cumdumpster.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 6:36pm
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the consent by her mother thing, no, even if there is consent, the DA in whatever county can still bring charges if it falls under the law.

its kinda like how if a cop goes on a domestic abuse call, he HAS to report it EVEN if when he gets there all of a sudden the battered women doesnt want to file charges.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 8:26pm
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To #6, man, how about STDs? I don't think 16 years old should be having sex, period
-->If she would have been enrolled in school like every other girl her age she would have learned to let the guy finish in her mouth and that way you wont get pregnant

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:22am
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im a hooker , your a hooker, wouldnt you like to be a hooker to lol

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 12:45am
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She has clearly not learned the lesson that all adolescent gals need to master: You have three holes and only one will get you in trouble. Give up the ass or swallow a load before you get yourself knocked up. At least she has some money, I think, so she won't be yet another addition to the welfare community.

On a much slimier note, what would you give to have sex with a 16 y.o. if you knew you could get away with it? The guy is only 19, but there has to be a small part of him saying, "I am the MAN!"

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:05am
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It's not too late to abort. Someone needs to trap, spay, and release the Spears girls. The human race isn't getting any smarter with these two breeding.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 1:22am
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SHE SHOULD BE FORCED TO HAVE AN ABORTION.

EW. TRAILER TRASH.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:14am
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HA HA dumb bitch.....runs in the family

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 5:38am
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Suddenly Paris Hilton seem classy.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 11:39am
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I agree with hoebag, ABORTION IS THE CLASSY THING TO DO.

I would have much more respect for her if she had an abortion and went out to talk about it seeing as people are so secretive about it. It would show that this is the real world and SHIT HAPPENS but IT'S OKAY; it would make other girls feel better and not so ashamed to have had one.

Rich or not, She is in NO position to have a child. What a psycho ass bitch. If she really cares about the "kid", she would abort it because otherwise it will just be born to stupid immature parents and it will life a bad life. How selfish on Jamie Lynn's part.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:19am
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I agree with hoebag, ABORTION IS THE CLASSY THING TO DO.

I would have much more respect for her if she had an abortion and went out to talk about it seeing as people are so secretive about it. It would show that this is the real world and SHIT HAPPENS but IT'S OKAY; it would make other girls feel better and not so ashamed to have had one.

Rich or not, She is in NO position to have a child. What a psycho ass bitch. If she really cares about the "kid", she would abort it because otherwise it will just be born to stupid immature parents and it will life a bad life. How selfish on Jamie Lynn's part.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 @ 3:19am
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Abortion is necessary in this case - we can't let trailer trash skanks like Spears reproduce.

Sunday, April 6th, 2008 @ 4:42am
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i have to totalli DISAGREE with hoebag n carolina. how is murder the CLASSY thing to do???? its like killing a 3month year old bcz the child suffers from Tay Sachs or something. i mean the next time a person murders n tortures a child, we'll just give him/her a standing ovation, instead of the death penalty- since it HAS to be the classier thing to do! yes abortion is torture since the baby CAN feel what is happening, even if the baby doesnt understand whats goin on. (abortion: stick a rod up the vagina, swirl the rod, and pour the baby out, or if its bigger pull the babys limb from the body and take it out piece by peice, in a vacuum sort of thing)

fine jamie lynn isn't the best person to be even raising a goldfish at the moment, but instead of abortion there are sooo many other options. how about adoption???????? ever thougt that to be more humane???? oh sorri- CLASSIER!

damn murderers!

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 @ 9:31am
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