From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!

One would think this would be a stupid poll because it's a no brainer since Kelly Brook is the obvious pick. For fuck's sake Lima doesn't have a body and when put up next to Brook it's embarrassing.

But then you read some of those comments....god damn mother fuckers are stupid.

All those who think we need an Adriana Lima vs. Miranda Kerr Bastardly Bikini Matchup say aye.

Aye.

I would prefer Miranda K. contra Candice S., that would be awsome. Both girls are amazing.

Adriana Lima is much hotter than Kelly Brook, Miranda and Candice all together

aye. but adriana would win of course cause she's the best.

I choose the chick on the right...

Adriana's face and Kelly body coz Kelly has a man face.

Kelly has the nicer figure, but Adriana is sexier, not even close.

in this shot
it is obvious adri has minimal curves, nothing to grab
so it is quite obvious she, when doing VS adverts,
is photoshopped to look like she has curves.

Kelly has an ok face and a good body

Kelly. She has nicer curves, and besides, I have a thing for pale. Plus, that frilly bikini is cute on her.

kelly looks so pretty and sexy she is more like a woman.
adri has almost no curves
her waist and hips have same width, from this angle