Bastardly Lady of the Day - Luiza





Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
It has to be Jennifer Love Sweet Candy Hewitt,and there`s also Ciara and Cassie (double the trouble fantasy)

Do you like your boobs?
I do, I wouldn`t trade them for the most perfect fake ones, nature has been good to me, bless

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I would, now, give him my email! ;)

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No, and good for them as they wouldn`t get in my pants if they try that retarded trick

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No, not a favourite one yet

What makes you Bastardly?
The fact that i post comments on almost daily ;) some of the guys on here are hilarious

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you're hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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id rather look at the paris hilton ad at the right side of the screen...

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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this is not going to go well at all =/

that said, nice tits.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:36pm
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Are you guyz crazy she is hot!!!!!!!!!! And those fucking titties (wipes my mouth). Are juicy!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:38pm
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she looks like the chick my buddy married from Hungaryforlove.com

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:41pm
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Page 5.
What is that?
I'm pretty sure it's not human.

Are you, by chance, a Transvestite?

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:44pm
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what BLOTDs didnt look like real women? i think thats why most of them get hated on so hard, because theyre not what we've been conditioned to think of as perfect.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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If s/he has always been a woman, she'd do well to get her tubes tied now. She'll easily climb north of 300 lbs. once she squeezes out a few kids. To be fair, however, I would certainly volunteer my services to get her started on those kids.

Hot now but she'll blow up before it's all said and done.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:46pm
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Megan Mullaly's lost cousin?

Well, she shouldn't have posted pictures # 5 and 8.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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Fat has never been so good!!! this is a feminine and curvy woman but the face is just average and hate the thin eyebrows ewwwwwwww look so nasty!!!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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mmmm - sexy in a stoopid looking way. I want to suck on your dirty panties.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:55pm
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ps - the lingerie on page 3 is really cute

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:58pm
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WHAT!!!! Get this DUDE outta here.......in case you forgot it's BASTARD "LADY OF THE DAY"!!!!!!!!! yuk........to this tranny/wanna-be victorian secret model GUY!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:02pm
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Well, well, well pages 3 and 4 are major bone time!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:07pm
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I like her. She's real foreal! Furthermore any girl that reads this site on a daily basis gets props from me.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:11pm
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yeah im addicted to bastardly

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:14pm
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Thick but nice.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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Kinky bitch. Hot body. Just stop what you are doing with the eyeliner and grow your eyebrows back in..........it will make all the difference.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:28pm
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Don't listen to these faggots. Half of them are probably virgens. I would be honored 2 explode on ur voluptuous tats!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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Sorry just not my type. Maby if I was drunk.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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man you guys have a lot lower standards than i thought

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:40pm
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Holly fucking hell this is scary. Nice tits yeah, but where is the brownbag? I'll give you some credit for the nice lingerie photos, other BLOTD should learn from that, but maybe you should have sent those from the neck down only.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:49pm
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the only good thing on your face are your eyes, skin and hair, the rest is ugly (nose, lips and eyebrows)

body is sexy (proportionate, hips, boobs), despite the fact that you're fat...FAT

at least you don't look like a man, like cassie

you were brave to show lingerie photos...but I have the feeling that this is something that you do for a living...

love the pic with the dress, very classy

I'm disappointed with the other photos

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:50pm
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Luscious and delicious.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:58pm
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Wow, I LOVE this chick. (And I've never commented on a BLOTD before.)

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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Wow. Delightful.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:07pm
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Brown bag perfection.
Oh and by the way, back away from the liquid eyeliner.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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She's thick but in proportion which is good, average face, overall I like her. Kind of sexy.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:35pm
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Nice cans,the mug is a little busted though.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:42pm
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Kinda looks like Melanie Lynskey.

+1

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:53pm
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Not bad at all for an average chick, I would bang her after a few beers at the local pub!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:05pm
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you just made my afternoon .. now I can goto sleep

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:07pm
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Face is a little meh....slamming body. 8 out of 10.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:12pm
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The eyeliner is so WRONG.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:17pm
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Loving the 4th pic with the side boob shot. Those tits looks scrumptious. That type of really slutty lingerie drives me crazy too.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:18pm
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Fat, ugly face, "ass" chin, hanging breasts. Really awful. I wouldn't do her, even if I was drunk.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:57pm
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nature might have been good to you as far as your boobs are concerned but gravity hasnt...there are more things to say but i wont haha...i wonder what name she posts under

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 5:04pm
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Now this is a heathy woman! Lots of curves that I would give my undivided attention to. Not the prettiest of faces, but not ugly either....she kinda looks like Susan Sarandon's daughter in the last pic. I would just love to do her from behind and hear the bodies slapping together, as I bet that pussy can get wet and hot as a furnace. I'd pull out, turn her over and cum all over those big titties.

One thing though...knock it off with the Cleopatra eye makeup. That is not attractive....at least to most men.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 5:06pm
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Would definitely shoot some down her pooper. And by pooper I mean throat.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 5:30pm
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Real boobs hang a little, and they're beautiful. I love real tits.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 5:47pm
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Fugly.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 5:51pm
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EWW UGLY BITCH....

go to the bastardly forum.. topic wtf bastardly?? and check out THE HOTTEST BLOD EVERRRR!!! HOTTER THAN JESSICA ALBA AND A. LIMA AND ALL THESE BITCHES

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:10pm
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58 i went and looked and you are nowhere near as hot as you think you are. yeah right fuckin better than lima!!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:20pm
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#58 uhm, you are very pretty, but not that pretty and hot as you think, definitely not the prettiest BLotD, I still prefer Noreen. Aggresive makeup doesn't make you hot. Don't get me wrong, you are beautiful, but you are not Adriana, c'mon.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:33pm
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agreed, Leni

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:35pm
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Slightly Buttaz

I like the skanky use of lingerie. but the photoshopping ruined any credit I was gonna give her.

Still I fapped to it. Well done.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:44pm
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Wutever....

i am beautiful i hear it all the time

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:56pm
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clearly the beautiful is only on the outside. and even that is a stretch.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:09pm
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I can't comment on her body because I don't swing that way, but I think her face is ugly as hell. Big, shapeless nose, no lips, and nondescript eyes. Uggo!
I suppose she may be attractive to males, since all they think about is boobs.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:19pm
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I'd fuck this chick in a heartbeat. Nothing wrong with fucking a slightly larger chick, especially those with gigantic tits. I could just imagine those puppies be rubbed all around my face. Damn, I really need to have sex with this bitch.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:31pm
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# 58. You're fucking delusional. Stay on your meds, bitch...you're no near Adriana's fart.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:48pm
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YOu guys have got to be kidding me, this chick is straight up ugly, and Plus she is fat. That body is ugly and her boobs look nasty too. This is not a real woman not even close she is a real man is what she is.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:49pm
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i'd bang the life out of this broad. i think she's got a good body and fantastic tits. i might even go out on a limb here and say she's one of the better blotd's i've seen in a while.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 8:10pm
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ah, finally. a woman with real natural curves.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 8:30pm
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Thick and chunky. Nice

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 8:40pm
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Not hot or anything, but she's got a cute body and seems to have a laid back personality.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 9:12pm
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I would definitely impregnate her.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 9:19pm
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Those black lines coming out of the eyes toward your temples are really lame. Ditch those. You might also want to grow your eyebrows a bit and lose the "drawn in with a thin pencil" look. Other than that, pretty cute.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 9:34pm
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what the... ew

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 10:05pm
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Hmm this is a tough one. I'm torn between wanting to put a bag over that face and wanting to punch her for putting up such disgusting pictures. But I will give her props for sending in 8 pictures, sadly they were all ugly. Nice boobs though!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 10:28pm
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Bunch of butt-pluggin faggots here.. go circle-jerk while I tittyplow this lovely rose till my rod falls off. She's DELICIOUS.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 10:39pm
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You seem like a nice person so I wont so anything about the face. Maybe you should rethink the hair to better sort of hide the faceshape??? But your bod is great.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 11:01pm
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I don't know how old Luiza actually is, but she looks like 45 here. Not bad for 45, but I kind of suspect she's actually younger, so that's not so great. A little weight loss (doesn't have to be radical — curves are great) would do a lot of good, and the hairdo could be a lot more fun.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 11:35pm
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HOT!!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 12:09am
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and you're definitely NOT fat...epitome of a girl with nice curves

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 12:11am
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uhhh tits???? i almost didn't make it all the way down here for my effort, so big tit bitch....i want to squeeze those titties of urs!!!!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 12:39am
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SWEET!!!!!

Holy shit this girl is way hot!!!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 12:57am
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Agree with the "nice curves" comments. Not hot, but definitely above average and exactly the kind of figure that gets my motor going!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 2:14am
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two words: boob veins. a map to treasure.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 3:32am
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very nice skin i must say. you'll probably age very gracefully. i wish i had great skin like that.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 4:52am
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Cow-tipping, anyone?

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 6:02am
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Wow.....people really don't know what fat it! She has an amazing body, curvy but all toned and very feminine. Shows that women don't have to be shaped like supermodels to be attractive- in fact i'm sure a lot of guys would prefer her body to an over skinny, no curves one!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 6:18am
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The face doesn't cut it and the body needs to hit the gym.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 7:49am
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I think she's gorgeous!

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:15am
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you gotta be kidding me! I can't believe you guys. After soooooo many other Bastardly Ladies Of The Day who looked really nice, this is the one you choose to say good things about?? Is this your idea of BEAUTY?! God damnit, she looks like a prostitute. Hideous makeup, fugly face, stupid poses. All she's got is a nice, curvy body; other than that, she's just ugly. I say brownbag her right now.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:22am
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WHAT THE FUCK. I could not agree more with the person above me. THIS is your impression of HOT? Where do you come off? It just goes to show that you put any bitch with tits in a fucking thong and people will be hypnotised into thinking that the person wearing it is HOT simply because they're too blinded by the fact that she is in underwear and has a big rack. This bitch's mug is ugly as FUCK. And she's fat as hell with no ass whatsoever on her pasty ass skin. Did I mention the state of her face? I've really got something against this bitch, there photos look like something you'd find in a 1975 tacky softcore porn spread. She dresses like she lives in the 80's and she looks like she is at least 40.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:47am
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I think you're quite pretty and you have a very nice figure. At least you have some meat on your bones, not like the many shapeless, underweight girls on here.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 7:32pm
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You guys are weird. This lady has a FUG face. How come you rate better looking chicks lower than this? She looks 40 years old. I swear, just because she has big tits, she becomes "hot" yet her face is below average. She looks like a scary Eastern European...

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:39pm
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I just asked my boyfriend what he thinks...and he says she's below average. Then again, he actually looks at women's faces when he talks to them.

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:42pm
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hmmm, ok so he just said that pic 6 is nice, but her face is, and i quote "really fucking horrible"

Friday, December 21st, 2007 @ 11:46pm
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Dizzammm!! Finally!!

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 12:05am
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Wow.

Papi was....actually not harsh.

For him, that was like a "10/10" vote.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 4:30am
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What the hell? I'm horny enough to hump a tree.

I'd do her hard & put her away wet.....then feel shame & loathing in the AM when I looked at her pudgy face.

Then I'd ignore the shame & do her again, just to watch those boobies jiggle. ;)

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 4:40am
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Like the curves.

Body like a classic movie star.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 6:51pm
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Luiza, I am not a mean person... I give you credit for being brave enough to post your pictures here, but you are delusional if you think you're hot-looking. Sorry, girl.

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 @ 8:41pm
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what name do you use here luiza?

Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 12:22am
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this really comes to show guys only care if the breases are huge and that makes up for everything. shes isnt pretty whatsoever. but i guess the boobs are large enough to make up for her face.

Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 3:23pm
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Face scares me. As much as I like boobs, face is more important.

Tuesday, December 25th, 2007 @ 3:55am
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BBW borderline... what the hell, I'd do that tasty meat if I had the chance.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 11:55am
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*hides from her face*

EEK!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:35pm
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Wow, someone will a real figure. Great body. You look fantastic Luiza, one of the best BLOTDs in my opinion! Don't mind the haters in 3, 2, 1...

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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Fat fat fatty.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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Dammmmmmm! Thick. You should live next door! :-}

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:56pm
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the face is a little weird, but I like everything else ;)

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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DEFINITION OF A BUTTAFACE LOL

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:30pm
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I like my women with a little extra meat, but you are not fat by any stretch. Grow more natural eyebrows. Me likey!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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An air of playfulness about her. Some nice ensembles. Draws from a deep well of desire methinks. Cute.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:15pm
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shes ok, not my type really, but i dont think shes as hot or as ugly as some of the comments are making her out to be.

as for #58, shes definetly not ugly, but as of right now, shes not even CLOSE to the top 5 BLOtD For 07...

heres my top 5 for 07 as of now...
1. Michelle
2. Leni
3. Brittany-11/16 (As a Brunette)
4. Stephanie
5. Lula from "Stefi, Lula y Clariy Malen"

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 6:58pm
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Have you ever noticed that when you're doing a nice girl like that from behind that, though your action is front-to-back, the knockers slap together side-to-side? Why is that? Physicists want to know.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:10pm
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plus in that first pic she looks 50 years old.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 7:50pm
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Totally! That is a hottie! I wonder who she posts as on a daily basis?
You go girl. You're a 10 in my book, because you are a real woman.
It's nice to see a woman that doesn't look like you would break her in half.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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fat body,very ugly face,hideous make-up...that eye-liner rly has to go.
BLAH!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:49pm
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would tap it and tap it again. lyin bastard if you wouldn't

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:16pm
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Above average body, on an average face. The face counts for a lot with me, so I can't rate her as higher than average.

I like that she's curvy, and I like the boobs since I'm a breast man. Definitely porkable. Would be smoking hot in the bar after 10 beers.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:31pm
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ugly man.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 3:16pm
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Fools, this is the girl you dream about!

HOT HOT HOT

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 1:43pm
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you have that megan mullally (Karen from Will and Grace) thing going on. All I can think of is jamming you hard to see your good bits fly. Skinny chick are nice to look at but the ride sucks.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:19pm
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Nice T & A. Front & Back. Engine & Caboose. You get the picture.

Face is fine by me.

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:20pm
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WOO!

Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 2:20pm
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that is one ugly bitch.monster face .makes me wanna puke why does a chick think just because she has big (well monster face,in your case fat)tits she is hot?the only guys that think she is hot are the losers who cant get a woman so they jerk off and think that if they praise the ugly bitches maybe they will get her.so in summary this bitch is probably the most horrendous looking ugly shit face creature I have ever seen. the make up is a fuckin joke..you need a cement bag over your face you goofy scary looking freak!!

Monday, May 26th, 2008 @ 4:31pm
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Luiza = Nocturna

Saturday, September 27th, 2008 @ 1:00pm
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