Bastardly Breaking News! Pregnant Jessica Alba Hires Police For Extra Security!!

Who cares?

by the way maybe the people who pays their taxes to the government should care.
Do they pay it for this girls security?

P A T H E T I C ! ! !

Totally agree with #5!!!

Why the fuck does she need a police escort???

Dumb twat.

dont the pigs have real crime to deal with. Im glad I dont pay taxes.

======== Self-absorbed cunt. Did this ho not get the memo? IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY, IDIOT! Useless slut.

no i dont think she IS being paranoid.

id suggest there is more than one person that would happily kick this bitch in the stomach to stop the spawn of those 2 coming out of there.

i know this for a fact, since, well, me and big papi are two people.

What a fucking waste of our tax dollars! She thinks she's the queen of fucking england now. I would love to take a 33oz louisville slugger to her belly. I would love to be one of the paparazzi, just hurling insults at her about being a bitch.

u know Papi, i never even considered that job.

i think if i won the lottery, id go an be a Paparazzi, just so i could in fact hurl insults at people like Slobba, Pantitrolle and WhoreRaat...

oh my god...that would be a fucking blast.

What # 3 said. Boy, I'm lazy today...

well phil, you know I like hayden. I'd probably tell her i'd toss her salad after she's done dropping a deuce.

LMAO, yeah i know... if i won the mega millions, maybe ill hook yoyu up with that, since once heroes gets unpopular she is SO gonna be fucking and sucking MAD DICK for amovie role...

those aren't police guards, heck they're not even body gaurds. THEY'RE PORN STARS!! DRESSED UP AS POLICE GUARDS!!! OMG JESSICA ALBA URRR A FREAK!!!! NOW I'M UR BIGGEST FAN please email me at freak_porn@hotmail.com

little ms. penguin gloves. before they cart you off to jail, think about it.

is it really fair for you to be engaged, while the girl you got knocked up on the same sperm that got you pregnant, is left out in the cold to try an answer who's her baby's daddy. can you imagine how goofy she's gonna feel trying to explain that to her mother.

and shes so important because........?

ill laugh if she stays anorexic during her preggo term then pushes out some blob with no organs

her face looks a bit weird
she doesn't look like herself at all

What a self important cunt.

Go choke on your ego, bitch.