Bastardly Breaking News!! Jessica Alba Hides Face Behind Water Bottle!

I find her amazingly fuckable but I just feel like she is a vapid no personality half breed spic cunt.

Hey it's not our fault you went and got pregnant with that idiot boyfriend of yours and screwed your career. And I'm glad you're behaving like a bitch every time you see the paparazzi, maybe they'll get tired of you and we won't have to see your fugly mug shot every day.

Is it coled in L.A !! Whats with the gettup?

Hey bastards....
check me out at the bastardly forum.. topic WTF bastardly?! I AM so much hotter than Jessica Alba!! Way more exotic and fresh looking. And so wut if i change my hair color and wear contacts sometimes.

I no I am pretty without it... but I am an art major and a designer so i do it for fun and to experiment with different looks... not to be something i am not~!

So sassylc, do you design any lingerie, let's see you wear some because all I've seen so far is your typical teenager pouchy myspace flicker ringo look at me face

No i do not design lingerie! OK i do not look liek ur typical myspace girl! I am so much prettier... lotsa people tell me i'm the prettiest girl they have seen.

Its 60 in L.A

ps... i added more pics... i have a great body :-)

sassylc,the way you`re saying you`re the prettiest and you`re fantastic and all that makes me think you`re a stuck up bitch and that you miss the right half of your brain

No you don't. You look like a chicken with makeup. Jessica Biel has a great body.

LOL chicken with makeup, your pics look photoshopped some of them

am i going to hell by mentioning MISCARRIAGE!!!

THIS CUNT NEEDS TO DOWN SOME GASOLINE ND EAT A MATCH - IF ITS POSSIBLE OF COURSE IF NOT IM SURE CASH WILL GLADY RUN UR SKINNY ASS DOWN IN UR CRAPPY HYBRID

OOH IM ANGRY WITH THIS BITCH TODAY CUS OF YESTERDAYS POST

MAYBE I WILL FEEL I TINY BIT BAD BOUT SAYING MISCARRIAGE BUT I WILL GET OVER IT IN A COUPLE MINUTES OR SO

Sassylc IS better looking than Jessica Alba, but i think i already said that in the forum.

this bitch is nasty as fuck, so overrated, so undertalented...absolutly NO reason anyone should give a shit about her

I like the boots, can anyone cut her legs off?

sassylc is actually very pretty! reminds me of adriana lima honestly.

For the first time I would take Jessica Alba over somebody else. She may be a stuck up bitch, but at least she is not crazy like the long faced cunt who has one of the most disgusting molls I've ever seen and thinks she is as pretty as Adriana Lima.

ok ok i must admit, given the chance, id SO give Jessica Alba a "hot carl"

18,
she didnt say she is as pretty as Lima...she said she IS way hotter than Lima...remember? haha what a delusional bitch!

Herpes cunt!

@ 20. I remember. But what she said sounds so absolutely ludicrous that I don't like to even mention it.

do i really remind you of inuyasha? he's a knucklehead.

of course she'll hide her face
cuz w-out make up she looks like a little kid

ha ha McCracken. i knew it.

don't forget she's acting like she's so busy at the moment, just HAVING to text somebody right then and there while walking down the sidewalk. it's just a distractor, so she can have a convenient excuse to snub fans walking by for autographs.

hey Loki....hit up urbandictonary if you dont in fact know what a "hot Carl" is...

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN BOTHER READING THE COMMENTS TO ANY JESSICA ALBA POST BECAUSE IT'LL ALWAYS BE THE SAME PREDICTABLE DIRTY HATING
SO RANDOM I TELL YA BECAUSE EVERYONE I'VE EVER KNOWN LOVES HER :)

that is sad sassy, you are making yourself look like a fool. as for phillip saying you look better than alba, but he also thinks asley tisdale is prettier, and both of you are obviously not, she is way prettier than both of you and she is overrated, not her fault.

sassy you are average to me and your personality just makes me notice your fat cheeks even more so stop it.

i must agree with wierd people. jessica alba is hotter than sassylc and tisdale. much hotter. her smile is flawless, her face is pretty and her body is okay. why does the bastardly bloggers hate her so much? you're all blinded by hate, cause you can't be looking at her with clear vision.

SAVVY

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T EVEN BOTHER READING THE COMMENTS TO ANY JESSICA ALBA POST BECAUSE IT’LL ALWAYS BE THE SAME PREDICTABLE DIRTY HATING
SO RANDOM I TELL YA BECAUSE EVERYONE I’VE EVER KNOWN LOVES HER :)

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OMG! EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN, REALLY? Not enough people love her to make have her movies make their money back+ a profit or for her to actually be taken seriously as an actress.

She's famous for being a c*cktease and... well that's it. Forget about winning that Oscar, hon.

I went to school with this a-hole when she was whoring herself out for modeling gigs.She has no talent and hopefully she can just go away.She actually had the nerve to turn down Playboy?!? This skank should be more than flattered!

She spent every day, all day and any beach she could in a bikini begging for attention. What did she expect was going to happen when she picked a loser to breed with? She made her body an issue not her work, that's the other edge of the sword.

I think this will end her career as the hot 20 something. She's not very talented so it's kind of over for her breaking big, her luck just ran out at the same time her birth control did.

This bitch annoys the shit out of me.

She announced her pregnancy before she was showing or there was ANY interest in the story whatsoever. Who does that? People after publicity.

She's shopping on RODEO DRIVE. What the F is she thinking if she wants to be left alone?

Stupid Stupid Bitch

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/10/14/possibly-pregnant-jessica-...

The funny thing is that she doesn’t even look pregnant. Why would she make it public when it’s not even showing yet. You would think she would wait a bit longer to announce it since she hates all the attention.

sassy or woteva ur name is. I think ur look like the porn star version of alba. but theres no way ur fresher than her. u look much more artificial and thats sayin sumthin cos shes a fuckin hollywood actress. sayin that u are quite sexy & attractive in a dirty and at times tranny style way... I like ur mouth and jaw. which resemble albas. but ur a vain idiot.

"lotsa people tell me i’m the prettiest girl they have seen"

they say that to get in your pants idiot.

Poor Jessica...well hopefully she's a better mom than an actress cuz her career is over.

As for the conceited little bitch sassylc. Please don't ever compare yourself to anyone, especially when you're going to wear a mask. Bitch everything about you is FAKE FAKE FAKE! Go to hell and die! Nasty ass bitch! Had you not been such a corky little brat, maybe your personality might have given you an edge, but a rotten attitude and a bunch of pictures of you looking like a cheap stripper, adds up to a $2 ho. NOTHING SPECIAL!

Hey you dumb ignorant fucker... i am not Indian....

open up a book.. and i wear contacts for fun and sometimes don't wear them... either wayy... i can rock either look

haha sassy-moron ur really are thick. wot did u expect frm this kind of website? Dyu love urself that much that u assume the whole world is gonna love u too? any physical beauty u almost poccess is completely outshined by ur narciasstic attitude. Ur a joke. who wears too much make-up. Im not a huge alba fan but shes so much better than u. shes not a fucking ho for a start. and I seriously doubt she has the same amount of self love as u do. tranny.

sassylc, please sit down and shut up. You are not the prettiest person I've ever seen, of either sex. Nice body, but average, get any girl in shape and most will look like you. No stunning curves what so ever.

Your face ain't all that either. I'd say you're pretty, but you're not gorgeous or a natural beauty, and I don't think you'd be remotely interesting looking without your contact lenses on.

sassylc i saw your pic, and you know what? fuck what people say, your fucking goregeous!

Aside from Jessica, I don't think sassylc is the actual person in the pictures.

I find it amazing that you find a vapid no personality half breed spic cunt fuckable. The latter half of your statement says you clearly are not attracted to her, so the former seems odd to me.

Sassylc please calm down with the vanity...

but she'll gladly take the paycheck for fans paying to see her movies.

I think Jessica has a personality disorder...meaning she is lacking one altogether.

I hear famous people hire assistants to run their errands. You should look into it, JA.

LOL...wear contacts sometimes sassylc? Bitch you have contacts on every picture! Ugly whore. Also you're indian! When the HELL did you get a head of pure blonde hair? I understand if you had highlights but to have it all blonde?!??!?! Then you want to compare yourself to Adri or Jessica and think you're hotter! You're definitely on DRUGS!

SAVVY

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T EVEN BOTHER READING THE COMMENTS TO ANY JESSICA ALBA POST BECAUSE IT’LL ALWAYS BE THE SAME PREDICTABLE DIRTY HATING
SO RANDOM I TELL YA BECAUSE EVERYONE I’VE EVER KNOWN LOVES HER :)

^ ^ ^ if "everyone" youve "ever known loves her" then they REALLY are delusional or deaf, or just simply like retarded assholes with nothing good about them. so just fuck off. and #33??? good call!!!!!!