Bastardly Breaking News!! Piper Perabo is a Smoker!!
Friday, December 21st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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She has a smoker's face.
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What the hell happened to the hot chick from Coyote Ugly? Damn she looks like a Hobbit here
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Why the sudden surge in Piper Perabo pics? She was cute like what 10 years ago.
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She's still hot................. needs a new makeup\stylist person though. WHo's got photoshop here............. hook her up
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LOOK AT HER FEET, OMG, WOW, UGLY, ESP THE LEFT ONE....WHOA
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Wooo....Piper...oh, honey....go put some socks on. Thanks.
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Classy ass with no shoes. What an elegant woman. ha ha
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bleh. stick it up your snatch.
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I would SSSOOOO pump her skinny ass full of jizz, get her knocked up and make her my wife, her feet just needs a man like me to give them a rub down everynight before I work my way up her thighs to the gold mine and bury my face in it!
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If she gave half her boobs to Keira Knightly, they'd both have innies ...
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Skinny,pale and smoking she must be on the Lohan diet, Red Bull and Marlboros. If she looks depressed most of the time now, just wait a few years til she gets lung cancer.
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bare feet on a public roadside....ewwww
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Leave her the **** alone. If you want to read comments making fun of someone just have a photographer take your picture at one of the many charity functions Piper attends and put it in a gossip rag or on a website so that we can put a face with the oh so clever remarks you make and then everyone can comment on you beauty queens.
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i would still bend piper over and give her the whole 8 1/2 inches she just needs a man that knows exacatly what she needs. look at nicole richie she was to thin now she is pregnant and looking sexier then hell
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Piper Perabo has remained in the D-list (or lower) all her career. Almost all her movies go straight to DVD. No talent, no personality, untidy, no fashion sense, and dresses like she's going to the grocery store. Always scores with the fashion police. She lives in NY and could not get a decent designer? Pipers's fashion sense make K-mart and Walmart look like the House of Prada! The girl will move father though --- down to Z-list!
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"If she smokes she pokes." Maby she should smoke my
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* her right foot - * shudders*
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Everyone on Earth seems to be a smoker! I guess I'm not only one that hates the smell of smoke. Smoke or not, Piper is mega Hot! I would eat her Doo Doo!
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