Caption This, Bitches!! (Oprah & Uma Thurman Edition)

whoever says uma is a has-been is just retarded. wow.

1- How much will you give me to motor boat these?
2- I will give you 1 million dollars.
3- I wonder how long it taked for the roofy to work on her?
4- 3 way with Oprah.....Sweet.
5- I hope he put a roofy in my drink, I need some lovin.

Caption1 '' I swear, since the hand transplants, not matter where I put them they keep coming back up to my chest. Weird huh?''
Caption2 '' Well I've got about this much interest in your hands, but I've got a lot more interest in that dress. Maybe we should go out back and I could see you out of it...I mean! I could try it on?''

Caption3 ''..sSo you see, that is all I can tell you about the mating prowess of the Great Apes...''
Caption5: ''Ooh, they sound so..so..Passionate! And you'd be willing to show me some of their rituals in your hotel room you say? You're-so-sweet!''

Caption4 '' When she said she wanted me to act like a dog, I had something totally different in mind....!''

1 - Guess where my fingers have been.

2 - Barak Obama's dick tastes like fine Swiss chocolate

3 - I'm a famous movie producer, you know.

4 - I'm begging you, please let me motorboat!

5 - Oooo. Can you make me a star?

Whenever Steadman flashes this sign, I know I'm getting it in the hoop.

Caption1- Ok, Oprah. Now what? I just showed him my boobs, should I let him stick it in now?

Caption2- Only if his "member" can fit through this size hole. If not its a waste of time. I gave Stedman the same test the first time he tried to make love to me.

Caption4- What?! NOooo! Aaaa, come on! Dont fuckin listen to her. Im screwed. My dick could never fill a hole that size.

Caption3- Its so fuckin' hot in here. Are you hot? Im hot. Damn, what's the temperature on? Hell?

Caption5- Hun, we're outside, but you do look rather hot. Maybe you're not getting enough fiber in your diet. Do you eat a lot of fiber? Maybe you should stop eating so much curry.

Oprah is a RACIST

Nice rack.

1. How are things with you Mr Cosby?

2. My name is Oprah.. Oooohhhh-prah

3. Damn bitch shes right, you're a fuckin skank

1. Do my boobs look good?

2. They are a-okay!

3. I'm almost as hot as you are!

4. I'm Ethan Hawke

5. No, you're about as cold as my drink.

#6- absolutely hilarious

lame caption for #2 "you're shittin' me, your nipples aint that big girl"

#2 you just hold it like this and suck it...

Damn! That's some huge ta ta's! Nice Uma, very nice. I Love You!

u oknow the dude in the bottom corner who looks like hes looking at Uma and Oprah like they just shit their pants is Ethan Hawke.

Nipple slip woman to Oprah: I know he's a billionaire but what am I to do about his pencil dick.
Oprah replies: I hear you sister, let me show you what I have to live with.
Sunburned retard to Uma: Not everything got burned, baby.
Dude in trance staring at Nipple slip woman: Oh God, I think I just came in my pants.
Uma to sunburned retard: How did you get into this VIP booth?