Bastardly Holiday Wishes From Eva Amurri & Her Juicies
Friday, December 21st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
And the Wiki says...
Eva Maria Livia Amurri (born March 15, 1985) is an American actress.
Amurri was born in New York City, New York, the daughter of Italian director Franco Amurri and American actress Susan Sarandon (who is of Italian and Welsh/Irish/English descent). She had a minor role in the 2002 film The Banger Sisters, in which her mother starred, and guest-starred on an episode of Friends in Season 7 titled The One with Joey's New Brain along with her mother. In 2004, she appeared in Saved! (also starring Mandy Moore and Macaulay Culkin), which remains her largest role to date; she is currently slated to star in two major roles. Eva graduated from Brown University in 2007.
Her Italian grandfather was Antonio Amurri, famous television author, her Italian aunt is Valentina Amurri, television author. [Wiki]
Start the motorboat!
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Nice milkers. You can keep the rest.
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hot. great milk wagons.
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Booooobieees .... me wants more :)
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Ho, ho, ho... what a cleveage. Goddess!
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Hey #2, cah you share one of them?
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And what a gift.
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From the UK never heard of this broad BUT...
Loveliest tities I have ever seen!
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this batch of fresh meat wud probably give the greatest tit wank ever
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a nice pair of tits and that's about it. looks stuck up and pretentious as hell - that's just the vibe she's giving off.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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^ and dont forget ugly...and she surely doesnt look 22...a lot older
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I didn't know badgers had such delicious knockers.
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pearl knecklace...?
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Those are nice.
/yum-o!
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breasts
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She's hot
and Doom she went to Brown so chances of her being stuck up are pretty high
though the chances of her being Asian are pretty high too then
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Yeah, those boobs are so juicy they have veins popping out of them. Ewwwww!
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Titties. (slurp)
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Ive seen hotter working at a gas station. Bring out the brown bag.
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are those fake like her mothers?
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Im sick of this shit. So she has big tits, so does Jennifer love whoshit, It go's to show you some of the most ugliest women have big breasts. This bitch is straight fucking ugly she has parrot eye's a big nose and just look at her pic. On Dlisted I remeber everyone talked about the most ugliest CEleb kids and I heard Rumer Willis was the worst but this bitch was second place, she is second to Rumer Willis with the most ugliest Celeb Spawn. Its true Damn this bitch is ugly.
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They look ready for action! Motorboat action of course.
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I'd slap them titties!
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those aren't tits, those are udders! but i like em
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wow....just wow.
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agree with #21's assesment about breasts.
i also dont get what the fascination is with tits THIS BIG....i mean, if a chick im datinh has huge tits fine, if they are small, fine...
but wanting to hook up with an UGLY chick (like this) JUST Cause she has huge tits?
uh, theres only so much fun you can have with tits, and sooner or later you will HAVE TO LOOK AT THIS FACE....
are some dudes SO obsessed with tits that they would hook up with a chick THIS UGLY?!?!?!
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her tits are great, and she's good enough to fuck as well.
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Like mother, like daughter. What a beautiful rack!!
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#27, I doubt 90% of the guys that post on bastardly could get a girlfriend half as attractive as Eva Amurri. Fine, "hold out" for a girl with a prettier face, if you want. But good luck finding one who's in the market for Joe McFlabby.
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I went to school with her half bro in the pic. Wish I went to school with her! Also I've seen both Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins at parent teacher conferences. its one of the reasons why my mom went to them. :)
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nice breastesses
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FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
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You dont know anything about what anybody looks like. Or who people date so just give it up. And a lot of people have posted their pics. Some people even link you to their myspace. I've only seen one ugly person on this website but I wont say who it is.
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Her nose is quite troubling. What plastic surgeon would allow the space between her eyes to be so large and the bottom of her nose to be so trimmed and pinched? It is quite erroneous to think that one can repair an Italian nose. Italian (any Mediterranean country including North Africa) noses are grandiose and people have to accept that. Usually, their bodies make up for the brown-bag worthy faces.
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Your absolutely right number 35 she looks like a parrot, sunken eyes with a protruding nose. I watched her in Saved I thought she was unusually ugly. She's Susan Sarandons daughter and thats the only reason people will call her hot.
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im italian and my nose is perfect
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Suck on those gross nasty tits and you will taste gross, oil, salt, and dead skin cells, what the fuck are you guys talking about milk. You will lick nasty ass oily, fat, salt! mixed with onion, thats what big stinky tits taste like!
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They are almost as big as her head!!!
They are fake - like her mom's. Just look at earlier photos or either of them. Decent surgeon though.
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