Bastardly Breaking News!! Jennifer Lopez Doesn't Sign Autographs w/ Blue Sharpies!!!
Friday, December 21st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Well there's cute pregnant women and then there's pregnant Jennifer Lopez. Stay home girl.
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#1 I heard she's pregnant with twins.
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she has one of the worst nose jobs I have ever seen...it still looks shitty
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She looks like angelina Jolie in the first pic.
Wonder if the babies are going to be big boned like her or skeletal like her hubby.
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talk about some kids who are doomed from teh start...
never got the fascination with her..
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Can't stand this twat! I hope pregnancy will ruin her fat body.
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She's so fucking ugly and stupid. This ugly ass bitch think's her pregnancy is so amusing. However if she had been pregnant by Ben Affleck i might have been amused. Christina Aguillera, Nicole Ritchie, Jessica Alba, lily allen, Their pregnancy's amuse me way more. And I wont lie the most amusing pregnancy is Jamie lynn Spears. Poor stupid ass Jennifer Lopez thinks people are fascinated with her stupid ass pregnancy. She's the lamest! She's pregnant by the most ugliest man she ever married.
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She must have one huuuge ego. I still remember that South Park episode with her...ahaha too funny.
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#4 yeah she has angelina jolie's lips. But she still looks like a....
She doesn't have the pure beauty that pregnant women have in that period.
She has a poor hoity toity uglinesssss
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She suck`s.
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used to be hot, now just overrated
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Well, was it THAT hard to sign that autograph????
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egotistic bitch
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JLO is such a stuck up bitch, she fully could have just signed that one autograph. What a BITCH! I hope pregnancy ruins her.
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You all are so funny, put a bitch's pic up and everyone says she's ugly. Yes, she's a bitch, but is the most beautiful (on the outside) celebrity ever, and still looks fantastic in her late 30s. I would put it into her ass and degrade her.
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She's ugly and her body and butt are ugly too.
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she's not ugly. she's not pretty. she's just there.
if i saw her walking down the street, i wouldnt look twice for any reason.
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HER face does not move - jeez stay off the Botox. Is that what Scientology does to a woman. no wonder its so popular with the Hollywood crowd.
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She looks weird.!
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If she was truly so hot and beautiful Ben Affleck would have married her, instead of plain jane. This nasty bitch clearly has all sorts of flaws, INCLUDING her big nasty ass I guess she's evidence that men DONT like big asses.
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She's never been pretty, nor talented. All she had was a nice figure and big booty, but now she's just preggers. Get outta my face, fatty!
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Stuck up fat diva bitch who stinks at everything she does...go home to your undead husband bitch, and go back to the Bronx sewers where you came from...
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who does she think she is, victoria beckham? can't she sign for a guy who she probably banged when she was living down in the hood
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hey thats me why she always dissing me like that shit all i wated waz a cracker jack
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