Today's Installment Of... 2007 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

#5 is too pretty to be there

Agree with gib. Number 5 is clearly "Best in Group" for this batch of otherwise average women. Still like #35 from the first installment for "Best in Show." Today's group, with the exception of #5, is pretty lame. Even with the platform heels, they are pretty short and blocky looking. I can see where they actually do work at a Hooters: Pretty good for the locale but nothing special in the grand scheme of things.

^ Don't know what you guys are complaining about. If any of these chicks walked up to you in a bar and said "Can I buy you a drink?", you be swilling back whatever they got you and spillng your guts like some horned up school boy.

To davige/#3
Whores like this, who clearly have no marketable skills and are hoping their sub-model looks, a lot of fake tanner, a pair of silicone bags, and an expensive hair/nail/makeup job, will distract the stereotypical red-blooded-American man enough. Though their profiles all claim that they are "down-to-earth" and a "tomboy" when they were growing up, these women (just like every Maxim/Stuff/etc girl) have a vicious sense of entitlement. They would NEVER buy you a drink. They expect you to buy them a drink, and then to accept the fact that they will shoot you down shortly thereafter.
These are bitchy, vacuous, whore-cows and are a perfect example of where America's women are heading at an alarming pace (though with many more pounds of lard).

I'll take a loving and lovely Spanish or Argentinian woman any day.

@4 damn right, we dont owe these easy sluts anything! entitlement my ass!

Haha, the first one is like 4 feet tall, and girl on pic 3 is even thicker than me, blech.

And agree, girl no. 5 is too pretty to be here.

*be there*

1 & 4 have such ugly bodies...so stumpy that i just wanna step on them...#5 has a very nice body (comment not valid for her face) except for the fake tits

Love the legs on these girls. They are actually legs and not some toothpick shit like those VS models.

I see the event is sponsored by Shauna Sand

#4 - Dude, lighten up. I was merely using the bar as an example to argue that should any of these chicks show up in front of #1 and #2, they'd dig them and not dis them. Sure, i agree most of these beauty queens are self-loving and vain, but, hey, douchbags go out of there to fall over them, so what kind of mind set do you expect from these women? It's really men's fault they may be as you suggest. Seeing as you are so bitter about them, I think you have had your share of rejection from these empty headed tarts. I feel sorry for you.

Number five is pretty and number 129 is cute-ish.

Hey...#4.....can I buy YOU a drink? That was a righteous rage-dump.

Girl #1 looks like Hayden Panti-something-or-other in about 10 years.

@4
I kinda of agree
Pretty women who know they are pretty have a sense of entitlement, it not just american women, I have seen it with Germans, Italians, British, etc, women.
Its women with ego who have a sense of entitlement, not nationality.
but spanish/ latina women can be demanding and overly aggressive
all kinds of women/ all kinds of imperfections {physical and personality}
no kind or one is perfect.

all of em can get it.

#3 - Yes, I would accept a drink from any of these folks and would certainly bang any of them who would be kind enough to give it up to me. My point is that they aren't that special for an international forum like The Bastardly. They are probably pretty hot when they work in Oklahoma City, Cleveland, Grand Rapids, Greenville or Spokane. Put them on a national stage, however, and they are ever so average. Check my first post for "...Pretty good for the locale," part and you might see what I mean.

the expression on #2's face pretty much sums it up haha

Tapper,
The over rated VS model hags aren't even good for their own local parts, yet they get thrown up here cause of their hype.

Say what you want about these girls, but the fact remains that even sans hype, they are far better to look at than those defective "females" prancing around the runway like they have a body just cause the rich fags and ugly women say they are hot and the rest follow like sheep.

That first one's a bit meaty for my taste. As a matter of fact, most of these girls are sporting some thunder thighs, the last one's the only one I like. And WHO tells these girls to wear cheap clear plastic hooker shoes 2 sizes too small? Not attractive.

Yes, the majority of them aren't top-shelf. But all of them are cute and nice to look at at the very least. Also, number 4 isn't nothing to sneeze at either.

"Thunder thighs". One of the gayest terms ever created.

number 4

They all look good!

She LOVES a good Dirty Sanchez

number5!!
she's the hottest out of all the posts so far

tell me is it compulsory to wear those plastic shoes? coz i cant find any reason to where them.. except to look like a hooker.. and they're really unflattering