What The Hell Is Inside Katie Holmes's Huge-Ass Handbag?
Monday, December 24th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Maybe she carries Suri in there...?!
I swear this lady is going to crack one day & take Tommie's life. It'll be huge news.
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She's hot....And has a Cartier watch!
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It's probably full of hands. Crazy is as crazy does.
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She is a "MOOK!"
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lmao those people all look so serious as if they're going to a funeral..hahah someone should've thrown a banana peel in front of Catie, they all need a good laugh to relax a bit.
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Getting better with age. Nice legs and I like the shoes too.
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Haha, I bet it's TOM in that bag - he'd fit too, tiny little bastard.
Anyway, seriously: I actually like the TomKat/Suri family. They seem genuinely loving. Also, Katie Holmes is gorgeous - I can't believe they've replaced her with Maggie Ugliehaal in the new Batman!
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Looking good (though styled way too old) here.
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nice tits, dress needs to be a little tighter and a little shorter but overall best she's looked in a while.
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She looks more and more like victoria Beckham with every day...
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that's the biggest birkin bag i've ever seen. must have cost at least 30,000 dollars.
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Aww she is such a beautiful lady!! :))
And I absolutely LOVE the shoes btw!! ;DD hehe
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Holy shit, she is turning into Victoria Beckham.
That's scary.
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She probably has Tom Cruise in the bag.
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Her bodyguards are very freaky looking. She looks good, but I'm also waiting for her to snap. She's been a Stepford Wife for a while now.
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stupid bitch with no personality and style of her own...she is trying so hard to be like Victoria Beckham...this shows how easily she is influenced and brain-washed...no wonder this bitch's religion is scientology, too...i hate bitches who always try to be someone else...i wanna bitch-slap her...look, she even has that permanently serious expression in her face just like Beckham
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oh god...even hand in pocket shit...just like Beckham's...dumb ass...you are not on the runway...relax, walk like a real person
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ok, my bad...she is smiling in the last pic...i got a lil too emotional before i looked at all the pix
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million dollar legs - wow
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another boring one,chipmunk face
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looks like that whole group is a bunch of robots
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wow, she has alot of handlers....
it amazes me how some celebs need to go out with 4 body guards, but like, Kate Beckinsale is shopping at Target, and like Britney is at Rite Aid with none.
does she (or, well, Tom i guess) THAT worried someone is gonna accost her?
hes a scientologist right?
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Great legs for a Martian!
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A poor Victoria Beckham imitation.
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You're always emotional Damla.
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I agree. Since she's been hanging out with the Beckhams, she's turning into Victoria's little clone. When can we expect Katie's ginormous boob job?
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And that saddlebag skirt is ugly! Just because it costs a trillion dollars doesn't make it look good Katie. That skirt would make Posh look like she needs to call Jenny Craig.
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That is a very expensive $10,000.00+ Birkin bag, the biggest one I've ever seen! .....It must be made to carry scientology instruments.
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Suri is drugged and passed out inside that $55,000 Hermes bag.
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