A Bastardly Minute With... Jordana Brewster

I have been in love with her for as long as I can remember.

Very pretty, not my type though.

yawn, ill pass on any chick thats had Marky Mark's Good Vibrations in her...

well its not like you have the balls to go and approach her anyway, so excuse awaaaay!

uh, yeah, if your talking to me #4, why would i approach a girl that i have no interest in?

yeah thats not lack of balls, thats called lack of interest.

Sarah Silverman with out the rack or the humour. Kind of a younger Angie Harmon. She was so cute in the Faculty and than she dropped off the map. Maybe go to school or something. I wish her well on her comeback, but I don't think it will get to far.

She's cute, but I can't stand the caterpillar eyebrows! Yikes. Does she not own a tweezers?

She has a very pretty face and eyes.

oh Hell Yeahhhh

sarah silverman? wtf?! sorry but this chick does not have a horse face, unlike that corny jew broad...this chick is hot...

did captain jeter give her the same gift he gave Alba? That gift that keeps on giving as in the Jeter herpes. Jeter was hitting her up and she was on his herpes tree.

well, thats what jeter gets for continually putting his penis in everyone of Gay-Rods Orificies.

sexy mustache,
LOL

Once again, LOL @ all the positive comments. This ho be fugly as fuck, triple brown bag worthy.

ugly manface