Alexandra Paressant is a Lying Bitch, But Still Pretty Damn Hot!
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 early in the evening, before sex by Moe

(Assuming these pics in this post are actually of her, of course...)
This is the woman who told about 300 lies claiming Tony Parker has been sleeping w/ her since September. I wasn't really following this story b/c I just assumed Eva & T.Parker had an open relationship considering how Eva is currently sleeping w/ ABC execs, hotshot, unnamed Hollywood producers, her neighbor, & of course, Mario Lopez.
Then I read this dizzying article by Dana Kennedy @ The Huffington Post where she pretty much takes Alexandra Paressant's credibility and shreds it to microscopic pieces. Dana's experience w/ Alexandra was so freakishly weird that she leaves readers wondering whether Alexandra Paressant is even a real person. Totally fucked up, I tell you...
Marie-Caroline Arnoldo, 27, told me she'd been best friends with Alexandra in high school. "She was never happy in her own skin," said Marie-Caroline. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist."
I emailed Marie-Caroline the identity card Alexandra sent me. No, the picture wasn't her. Marie-Caroline had seen the MySpace photos too and couldn't understand why Alexandra was using pictures of someone else. "She's not ugly but she's average," said Marie-Caroline. "She's definitely not model material."
In fact, Gonzalez uncovered some photos of Paressant taken in 2003 and she's pretty and slim, just not the blockbuster babe she pretends to be. [The Huffington Post]
MORE STUFF:
Dana's article @ The Huffington Post
Alexandra's MySpace w/ fake photos
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uh yea...i doubt this is really her...but anyway, look at those legs
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Here is the real Alexandra Paressant. Ewwww
http://www.monbookphoto.com/defaut.php?membre=41&id_img=413
http://www.bestofcasting.com/cpage.asp?lg=fr&a=alexandraparessant&r=2&hq...
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She is sexy but doesn't everyone agree that Candice Swanepoel is the sexyest looking in lingerie??
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nice
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Sorry but I looked at her pic and this is evidence that tall people are ugly her legs look way too long. That looks weird!
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tall women are ugly. What man wants a woman way taller than him I thought the women was suppose to be smaller. She's kind of funky
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@4 yes we need more Candi
@Larry send them over here, the longer the legs the better.
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Bizarre... so then, who is the real woman in the pictures and why hasn't she come forward to say it's her an not that Paressant woman?
Last week Victoria's secret supposedly confirmed to Extra that Paressant was one of their models. It's all so weird.
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The woman in the photo is supposedly German's Next Top Model contestant Hana Nitsche.
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that's one hot lying bitch!!!! but wait, i think that's not the woman you were referring to Moe.
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Well it looks as though Hana Nitsche may well get more work as a result of the fantasist Paressant's delusions....
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Larry:
It really doesn't matter when they're lying down.
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If he didn't HE SHOULD HAVE
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why does everyone think she's lying? I think it's totally plausible that a full of himself NBA start was cheating with not 1 but 2 (or more) women...have you seen how short Eva is?
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u must admit....she's way better den eva longoria!! in terms of height :P
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She was given a VS modeling job back in 2000.
I don't think she ever did another year.
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I think longwhoria looks better and I dont even care that much for hispanic women
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gold digger
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oops.."star" not start...
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LARRY, TALL WOMEN ARE HOT!! OK?! YOU'RE ONLY CALLING THEM "UGLY" AND SAYING THEIR LEGS ARE TOO "LONG" BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UGLY ASSHOLE! YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE 5 FEET TALL AND ARE TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS!! WOW..YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE SEEN CALL A TALL WOMAN UGLY! SORRY YOU'RE A JEALOUS LOSER!! GROW UP, YOU LITTLE ELF!!
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Another thing, you fucking ELF (LARRY), you're just mad because you've been rejected by tall women with nice sexy legs way too many times! So now you're all bitter!! Oh well! Sorry you're a fugly LOSER who probably needs a booster seat! Yes, this Parrasant girl may not be the best looking person out there, but are you saying that someone like ADRIANA LIMA is ugly?!?!?!?! She's 5'10" and beautiful!!!!! Mind you, I am a straight female! So why dont you go drown in a 3ft. pool!
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she lies bcoz she want fame
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