Mama Lynne Spears = Gold Digging Whorebag
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
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The media machine behind Jamie Lynn Spears is cooking shit up from all directions.
Us Magazine's latest issue details how manager & mother Spears is merely using & abusing her younger daughter for her personal benefit.
As the shock of Jamie Lynn Spears' teen pregnancy dissipates, questions of responsibility and blame have landed on her mother and manager, Lynne.
"Jamie wanted something different for her life, and her mom put her in situations she didn't want to be in," Alexa Nikolas, Spears' Zoey 101 costar, tells Us Weekly in its new issue, on newsstands now. [Us Magazine]
And to further add to the bullshit that's currently flying around, Pulitzer Prize winning Star Magazine is claiming that the baby-daddy isn't that 19 year old Casey Aldridge dude, but rather an executive on the Jamie Lynn's Nickelodeon show, Zoey 101. Since the industry is pretty fucked up, I'm about 78% sure the latter theory is true.
News that Britney's sister was pregnant at 16 - under the legal age for sex in the U.S. - forced 18-year-old Casey into hiding.
But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears' friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.
Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children's TV show ‘Zoey 101′.
“Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,†Star magazine insists. [Showbiz Spy]
lol i farted
but seriously im sick of this family
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I SOOOOOOOO hope this is true. This family is trash and when I thought it couldn't get worse - it does! brilliant!
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Mama is such a pimp. . . what a bunch of pathetic losers. I almost feel sorry for these inbreeds.
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Avenging Fist: thanks for the heads up on the channel. Just changed to Nickelodeon.
I didn't even know this show existed until all this shit hit the fan...
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Me either Moe. Anyhoo, I always thought that Lynne was part of the reason for Britney's breakdown. What decent mother allows her 16 yr old to live with her bf? Anyhoo, who cares, my life doesn't revolve around the Spears, even though they make damn good entertainment.
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Ahh..look at little Elvis there..I'll kill them sluts
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fuck em all
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What a role model. She does not even know how the daddy is.
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Maybe they can do a special on Maury. He's always at the ready with DNA tests.
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Executives get all the best perks, including young pussy.
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this is sad
but it's nice to know a family that is worse than mine...
I feel better
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Beautiful, bravo, what a family!!! (*claps hands*).
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#16, yes they are all morons. But RICH morons. Only in America could we make idiots like this wealthy beyond belief. Atleast now Jamie Lynn's career will probably be over. We can only hope that the day she turns 18 she does Playboy or starts doing porn to make some money. I would love to see that from this hoar.
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its so so sad it gets to the point of a joke what a slag
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Get a fucking abortion already!
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Real nice #19. Great attitude. Anyway, I TOTALLY blame the mother. Britney and Jamie Lynn didn't get into show biz on their own, duh. I mean, kids can be in entertainment but a mother's ultimate job is to nurture and protect their children. I wondered the same thing about Jamie Lynn, why was her boyfriend allowed to stay at her home? No good mother would let that happen. I guess a lot of people think that Jamie Lynn is like her Zoey character, when actually she's not. Maybe their behavior is psychological, it's a way of rebelling at their mother, for missing out on normal kid years.
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u people r heartless! Can't u c it's the MOTHER! U don't think Brit and Jamie would have rather been normal teenage girls, giggling on the phone with friends, having slumber parties at home in Louisiana, going to regular high schools and prom? It was their money hungry,greedy witch of a mom who thrust them out there and exposed them, used them for her own selfish wants and desires and now the girls are the ones all screwed up psychologically and paying the price for their mother's doings. We don't c Lynne Spears being followed around every second of the day by paparazzi, do we? How would she react to that kind of pressure and lack of privacy? Not too well, I'm sure.
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I never knew Joey Buttafuoco worked for Nick.
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1. Shoot entire Spears family
2. Burn their remains
3. ???
4. Profit!
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@ 23. I love that episode!!!!!!!!!! Thanks man, I needed to laugh.
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I LIKE YOU IN ALL BUT WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOUR TEACHING ALL THE NICK WACHERS I WOULD NEVER LET MY DAUGHTER WATCH YOUR SHOW!!
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET WITH CHASE
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spears' mom sold the story bout jamie being pregnat for 1,000,000 just so all u dumb asses know thar is one million dollars
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Hey dumbass... Zoey 101 is a Nickelodeon show, not Disney. They washed their hands of the Spears a while ago. Plus, after the shit they have already waded through this year, they probably wouldn't paid an intern to push her down the stairs and avoid the whole problem.
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Yeah, I have kids so I have to wade through this junk to determine what they can and cannot watch... Disney almost always wins over Nickelodeon. If you had told me that I would be happy that Billy Ray Cyrus would be involved in somwthing I would happily let my children watch during the "Achy Breaky" years I would have laughed in your face... Now, I am happy he keeps his kids under control.
I think that "Zoey 101" is actually written or directed every now and then by Savage Steve Holland, the genius behind "Better Off Dead."
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What a bunch of fucking morons, the lot of them.
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WELL WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT YOUR PICS AND I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THE BABY!! &ND MY SIS WANTS YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!
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